"Listen, I need you to do me a huge favor," he asked, out of the blue. It sort of exploded out of his mouth, like he'd been practicing it in his head. When I looked up at him, his face gave away his own shock at his statement.
"Okay, what do you want?" I asked cautiously. He was my best friend. We'd stuck it out through the best of times, and the worst of times, and all that. I would've done anything for him. Except sleep with him, although he'd asked before. Girls -- smart girls -- do not sleep with their best friends if they plan on keeping them. I'd learned that, or a version of it, the hard way.
"Okay, just don't freak out, okay?"
"Mark, we're in a library. Is this a library question, or do we need to go outside so I can yell if I should feel the need?"
"Yeah, okay, let's go outside," he stood up and walked away briskly. I figured he'd be smoking by the time I gathered my things and followed, so I didn't hurry. I knew letting him tag along on a research assignment would result in absolutely nothing being accomplished.
"So you know I've been with Heather for a while now, and things are looking good," he said quickly, between drags of his cigarette. "And so anyway, her girlfriends have got her thinking. And she said the girl was up to me. But it was her idea."
"You skipped a sentence, Mark."
"Oh. It was her idea."
"No, I heard that one. I missed the one about what her girlfriends have got her thinking about," I said, coolly. I lit my own cigarette.
"She thinks she wants to have a threesome," he blurted out. The words came out so quickly I almost missed it.
"With me?" I asked. This was, to me, very funny. But obviously Mark had some issues about it.
"I know you don't like her," he started. "But I just don't feel comfortable doing this with anybody else, 'cause you know how girls can be. If I were to choose one of her friends it would be as bad as cheating on her, and if I don't do it, she'll make me feel guilty, or go off and do it with other people. God, I hate her damn friends!" He took a long drag from his cigarette.
I considered his request. Heather was obnoxious and immature, but she had a decent body. Very petit, not too tanned, about an A cup, flat stomach, slender legs. Compared to my abs, C cup, tanned (naturally, thank you) skin, muscular legs, and an ass you could actually grab hold of, it wasn't bad. Could be fun.
"Don't you think that would make you feel weird around me? After seeing me with my tongue in your girlfriend?" I teased.