My job was so fucking boring. I simply was not challenged in a meaningful way. My skills were being wasted and my overall vibe was one of stagnation and apathy. Over time, I became less motivated. I began to show up late for work once in a while. Then, when no one seemed to notice, I started showing up late most of the time. At first it was just a few minutes of tardiness here and there, but after a while it was 15 minutes, then 30. There was no reason for being late either. I woke up on time. I got ready on time. Maybe it was just me trying to eek some excitement out of the day, and being late was the most thrilling thing I could think to do that was harmless and wouldn't get me fired without at least a couple warnings. I completed more than my share of work, so it seemed no one cared.
After a couple months of my tardy behavior, I received an email from HR. They said they needed to schedule an appointment with me. I was a little anxious and a little pissed at first, but I was almost glad to know someone paid attention to me. At least this wasn't the same old boring thing.
When I replied to ask what the appointment was about, I assumed I would be reminded to show up to work on time; instead, the response mentioned sexual harassment. What?! I hardly even talked to people let alone said or did anything sexual in nature. Before I could even respond, a follow up email showed up saying that they apologized for any misunderstanding - the sexual harassment was not from me, it was directed at me. Phew! But again, I hardly interacted with coworkers, and no one ever said anything to me of a sexual nature.
My boss, Karen, may have ogled me from time to time but I didn't give it much thought. I chalked it up to my imagination. Although Karen may have stared occasionally, she seemed aloof and unattainable, so I didn't even bother trying to flirt. Hmm.
The only other woman I could think of was the HR lady, Sarah, who was emailing me. I made like one work-appropriate joke about data entry a few weeks prior. She laughed even though the joke wasn't very funny. It couldn't be her. Or could it? Did she say something to somebody about me that was sexual?
I emailed Sarah back and let her know I could meet with her but that I could not recall any sexual harassment from anybody. She completely ignored my denial of any wrongdoing. She emailed back and asked if "...1:00 PM this afternoon in Ms. Lemon's (Karen, my boss) office worked for [me]?" This was after lunch when I typically snoozed at my desk, but I agreed.
My curiosity was killing me, and something was not right. I just didn't know what it was. The email referred to my boss as "Ms. Lemon", but we all called her Karen. I could not help but feel I was being set up somehow with all the formalities and vague information.
I arrived five minutes early for the meeting so I could pretend punctuality meant something to me. The secretary, Jennifer, asked me to sit outside the office while I waited. I hadn't seen Jennifer looking so fashionable before - much cuter than I had remembered.
"I need to get out of my cubicle more," I muttered.
Jennifer must have heard me.
"What's that?" She asked.
"Oh, just talking to myself," I replied, hoping she didn't really hear what I said. Then I thought, "Actually I need to stay at my end of the building, so I stay out of trouble. These women are all trouble. I'm trouble."
Before long I heard the click of heels on the hardwood floor. Karen and Sarah rounded the corner and came into view. I will tell you; I hadn't really checked either one of them out too much before -they were usually behind a desk or something when I had seen them - but oh my god, talk about legs and pencil skirts and blouses and feminine curves. Karen's dark hair and glasses gave her a classic naughty librarian look and Sarah's blonde hair, pulled back in a tight ponytail, was all business.
As the women approached, they smiled and Karen said, "We'll be ready for you in a few minutes."
"Sounds good," I said with a polite smile.
I did my best to sneak a gander at their juicy butts as they walked by, but Karen totally caught me. I darted my gaze to the floor in a futile attempt to avoid any problems, but it didn't work. I was made. She smiled as she entered her office with Sarah right behind her.
The subtle scent of their perfumes enticed me, and I swore I could even detect a delicate waft of pussy... or maybe they had truffle fries with lunch. It's hard to tell sometimes. I started to wonder what was going to happen next.
"It has to be truffle fries - not pussy, right?" I thought. "Right?!"
Karen opened the office door and sent her secretary on an errand.
"When you're finished, Jennifer, feel free to call it a day and we'll see you in the morning," Karen said.
"Thank you. Have a good afternoon." Jennifer replied.
Then Jennifer shot me a look I could not quite decipher. It was as if she knew something I didn't. Or maybe she was expressing disapproval. At any rate, her expression made me nervous.
As I waited, I took the time to daydream and decide which one, Karen or Sarah, I would fuck if I had the chance. Karen's ass was bubblier, but Sarah had a more attractive face in my opinion. I wondered if they would do butt stuff and swallow. Then there was Jennifer. She was pretty enough I suppose; nothing magical but good enough. Hell, who am I kidding? I'd fuck any of them... all of them!
My internal discussion ended when Sarah opened the door and called me in. "We're ready for you."
I smiled, stood up, and walked in the office. Sarah shut the door behind me and locked it. Karen, who was sitting at her desk, pointed to a to-go box on the table.
"Want any truffle fries?" She asked. "I ordered too many."
"Oh. I thought I smelled those!" I replied. "Just ate though so I'll pass for now."
Karen, continued, "Let's get right to it. We're here to talk about sexual harassment in the workplace. It's a practice we take very seriously."
"Sure," I said. "But I don't have any complaints and..."
Sarah interrupted, "...And we want to keep it that way."
"So why am I here then?" I asked. "You two have been very elusive and..."
Sarah cut me off again as she took a step toward me, "As Ms. Lemon said, we take our sexual harassment very seriously."
I noticed they didn't say sexual harassment
prevention
when the topic was discussed - just harassment. I looked at Sarah as she spoke and noticed the faint shadow of nipples barely visible behind her white blouse. She took another step closer to me and I caught the vibe that these two were indeed into taking sexual harassment seriously.
"From what I read in the company policy," I said, "Any advances have to be offensive, unwanted, and pervasive."
Karen laughed, "You actually read that?"
"Yes, Karen. I did," I replied.
Sarah shook her head, "It's Ms. Lemon."
"But I..."
Sarah put a finger to my lips and whispered, "In here, it's Ms. Lemon."
"Ms. Lemon," I whispered back.
"That's right," said Karen. "In here, I'm Ms. Lemon... unless of course you find that offensive or unwanted."
"Oh. No, Ms. Lemon." I gulped. "I'm fine with it."
By this point, Sarah had begun unbuttoning her blouse to reveal a nice set of perky tits.
"Good!" Karen smiled. "We were hoping you would be... fine with it."
Sarah leaned in to kiss me while unbuckling my belt. Within seconds Sarah had my hardening cock in her hand, and soon after that she dropped to her knees and began sucking.
"Mmm," she moaned as she looked up at me. "What a big, beautiful cock." Then she took more and more of my cock into her mouth until her lips reached my balls, and I could feel her throat open and engulf my throbbing meat.
Karen called out, "That's a good girl, Sarah! That's how you suck a cock!"
Sara released my cock from her oral grip.
"Thank you, Ms. Lemon," Sarah purred. Then she resumed sucking. It felt so good as I slipped down her throat.
"Take off your shirt," Karen directed me. I started unbuttoning and Karen reprimanded me, "In here, when I speak to you, you respond, 'Yes, Ms. Lemon' or 'Thank you, Ms. Lemon'. Got it?"
I was a little taken aback by the formality. I played along though. I knew her type.
"Yes, Ms. Lemon," I said as I completed her command. I tossed my shirt on the desk.
Sarah moaned as she sucked, letting me know how much she was enjoying my cock in her mouth.