We hadn't seen our friend Jake for a while, but the e-mails became more frequent and we started thinking we'd probably see him again soon. He and my wife were always flirty though nothing happened in the past. I mentioned to her that maybe we'd see him soon and added, "Maybe we could get him to play." She was like, "Ya think? I dunno if he'd want to."
So I found myself with a free Saturday night and asked her if she wanted me to try to make plans with this friend or that friend or Jake. She immediately said Jake and I kinda knew why. So I called and I said, "Hey, it's me. How ya doing?" and the first thing he said was, "I need to get laid!" I laughed and said he wasn't my type. I then told him when we were free and asked if he'd like to get together and without hesitation he said, "I'm there." We talked about going to dinner and drinks. I said if he drank too much he could stay over and he said, "OK, and I'll wear clean underwear 'cause I know you two are into some weird shit." I was shocked because I'd forgotten I'd told him a story in the past.
I told the Mrs. what he said and she was very psyched. But as the day approached she got cold feet and convinced herself nothing would happen. She even said to me, "Now don't pressure me. For example, if he's goes up to the bathroom and leaves us alone, don't ask me if I'm gonna make a move."
So the night comes and Jake meets us at our place. He loves to drink & smoke and go to bars and his previous woman didn't do any of that. We wanted to show him a good time like he hadn't had in a while, so we made plans to go to dinner at a bar and we all drank and smoked and had a good time. The good time included some risquΓ© conversation and some flirting.
He had a bit to drink so he took us up on our offer to stay the night. So we go back to our place and he comes in. We all do a shot of tequila, then head out to the deck for beer and cigarettes. Then my wife excuses herself to the bathroom. A few minutes later he went up, too. When she came down, I did exactly what she told me not to do and asked, "So you gonna make a move?" Her surprising answer: "I already did." When they met upstairs outside the bathroom, she kissed him. I asked "What did he do?" and she said he kissed back. For about a minute.