Andy found himself in the oversized restroom of the local gothic club. Outside, his friends were having a good time drinking and dancing. His long-standing crush Meagan was even befriending a total stranger dressed like a zombie. Inside where two lovely women, go-go dancers he had been admiring, out on break eager to molest him. It would be a really good deal if Andy wasn't so nervous.
The woman who had just walked in the door was about 5' 5", with blond pigtails splashed with stage blood, wearing a tattered version of a cheerleader's outfit. She had left her pom-poms elsewhere. The lady who had brought him was a little taller, with brown hair pinned up in a 1940s style, wearing a skimpy white shirt and skirt ensemble that was supposed to make her look like a fetish nurse.
The restroom was out of toilet paper, and a little grimy from having been used by so many different people throughout the night. Andy couldn't help but notice a pile of used condoms littered among the paper towels, both on the floor and in the wastepaper basket. The floor, what was visible of it, was made of tan tiles that crept partway up the walls like some variety of Southern weed.
Andy took a liberal swallow of the vodka and red-bull he had been drinking and tried to think strong, manly thoughts. Confronted by two such beautiful, lusty women he felt rather more like a small child. He was blushing head to toe.
"I have to warn you, I've never been involved in group sex of any kind before," Andy said daftly. He was sweating profusely with nerves. "I like things slow and romantic."
"I told you he was adorable, Karen," Amanda said, grinning devilishly at her companion. "Couldn't you just eat him up?" She licked her lips playfully.
"I sure could," Karen replied, flashing fang. Andy jumped about a foot into the air, taking the threat a little too literally. He began to back himself up into a grimy corner.
"They're prosthetics," Amanda explained with an aggravated sigh. "This is, you know, a Goth club. People DO wear fake fangs."
"I knew that," Andy said, relaxing an inch. "I have played too many creepy video games the last couple days," he thought to himself, mentally kicking himself for seeming so foolish in front of such desirable women.