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They arrived at the cafe about noon. The owner of the place was happy to see them and thanked them for coming in so early. "I don't know what I would have done if you had not shown up. We are still short some help." Then looking at Joseph he said, "Are you sure you can't give us a hand. Maybe just busing the tables. I'll pay you a few bucks and you can have a share of the gratuities as well. PLEASE!"
"I told you on the phone that he is here as my guest and not kitchen help. If you want me to stay, you will not ask him again." Richard trying to control himself said. "First of all he has no experience working in a kitchen and I did not bring him here to wait on tables.
"Take it easy. I hate to contradict you Rich but I do have some kitchen experience." Joseph said, "I've had to do my share of K.P. in the army. The only difference I can detect is that here it is not a punishment. " Then turning to the cafe owner he said, "Throw in lunch and it's a deal."
"Not only lunch, but I'll even let you take home leftovers for diner."
"It's a deal then. My name is Joseph, what's yours? Joseph reaching out to shake the owner's hand asked. "I'll need a uniform or something. Do you have an extra one for me? I don't want to stick out like a sore thumb."
The owner looked Joseph up and down and rubbing his chin with his hand said, "I think we can rig up something that would show off your 'talents'. He's just about your size, Rich, take him in the locker room and see what you can find for him to wear. Whatever you guys want for lunch just go into the kitchen and help yourselves, mi casa, su casa or however they say it. Thank you again Joseph, by the way my name is Reinzi."
After the owner left Rich turned to Joseph and asked him if he was sure he wanted to do this. Joseph assured him that it would at least keep him occupied and make the time go faster. They then went into the kitchen and made themselves something to eat. After they finished they went into the locker room and the two of them got into waiters uniforms. The cafe owner came in to check on their progress and to check on all the other help as well. He expressed his satisfaction and said, "You boys look real good. Just watch your asses and don't let the customers "goose" you. They can get a bit raunchy at times and I don't want any trays dropped."
"Oh! Is it going to be one of those parties?" Richard queried.
"Yes, most of the people here will be Gay. It's a twenty fifth partnership anniversary party." Reinzi told them, "And their friends are throwing them a surprise Silver Anniversary party. Can you imagine that? Twenty five years and they are still together?"
"What's so unusual about that?" Richard said, "I know lots of couples that have been together that long. Some of them are even heterosexual. Although in this day and age, I will admit that among the younger 'Heteros', 25 days let alone 25 years is unusual." The owner walked out shaking his head, mumbling to himself something about what this world is coming to, then turned and said to his help, "OK guys, the plan, as I understand it, is that the guests should be arriving right about now. The guests of honor should show up about a half hour later. You will serve canapes until they get here. There is coffee and an open bar, so you can expect a lot of drinking. Let's get out there and get to work. Good luck guys."
Joseph, Rich and the others each grabbed a tray of canapes off the kitchen table, went out into the festively decorated dining room and started serving the guests. The group was made up of mostly older men. Most were in their late 50s or 60s with a few younger men here and there. There were also a few women or what Joseph thought were women. The invited guests stood around talking, drinking, joking and just having a good time. One or two of the men tried to engage the waiters in conversation. Two or three of the men even asked Joseph if he would like to go for a drink later after the party. Joseph played it to the hilt and even told one persistent guy "I'll have to ask my boy friend if he would mind if I went with you."
"If that handsome waiter over there is your boyfriend bring him along too. I'd love to do a three some." The guy winked. "I'll just have to remember to take my heart medication." The man then reached into his pocket, withdrew something and he placed it into Joseph's pants pocket. "I was just kidding about my heart, and as you can see I'm in very good shape for an old fart. Just in case you should change your mind there is my address and some cab fare." Joseph almost dropped the tray of food as the man playfully groped his crotch and whispered, "There's nothing I like better for a nightcap than a young cock and a hard ass to go with it."
Not wanting to make a big deal of it Joseph moved away to serve the other guests. The drinking and socializing continued for about three fourths of an hour until someone hushed everyone, saying, "Hey, they are coming, quiet everyone!" As the guests of honor arrived they were greeted by shouts of "congratulations" and "surprise". The stunned couple had to be helped to their places at the head of the table. Joseph had meanwhile gone into the kitchen to get another tray of food. He stopped and reached into his pocket and pulled out a business card wrapped in a one hundred dollar bill. He was shocked and showed it to Richard.
"Just one?" Rich said, "I already have had three. Remember when you asked how I could afford that apartment.... I told you about the tips... and you don't even have to get into the old guy's bed if you don't want to. At that age they are just happy to have you return their flirting."
"You're kidding me, I'm going to give it back to him. I can't take his money. It just isn't right."
"Go on try to return it! See what happens!" Richard smiled and hefting a tray of food, turned and went back out into the dinning room to serve the first course of the meal. Joseph loading up his tray followed him out. Once in the room he tried to find the gentleman who had given him the money, but was unable to spot him. Finally giving up he unloaded his tray and headed back to the kitchen where Richard was waiting for him.
"What happened? Did he take it back?" Richard asked.
"No, I could not find him. Do we have any time? I have to use the latrine."
"Sure we have some time before the next course is served. I can cover for you if something comes up." Then he took Joseph aside and in a low voice asked him, "Are you Ok, I mean are you feeling well. Sometimes after sex you can strain yourself and bleed. I would not want anything to happen to you babe."
"No! No! Everything is fine. I just have to take a leak. I thought the sex would be much more painful than it was. It was much better than I thought it would be. I can't wait to get out of here and pick up where we left off." Joseph said smiling as he headed for the bathroom. Once inside he, unzipped, stepped up to the urinal and unloaded a gusher.
"When you get to be my age you're lucky if you can hit the back wall of the urinal. From the sound of it with that hose of yours you could almost fight a three alarm fire all by yourself." Joked the guy that had given Joseph the big tip as he exited from one of the booths.
"My god! You shouldn't sneak up on a guy like that. You startled the heck out of me." Joseph said, shaking the last drops off his penis and stuffing it back into his pants. "I didn't know anyone was in here. Oh, by the way, I was looking for you before. I wanted to return the money you gave me. I don't think I will be able to take advantage of your offer. It's not right that I take your money under the circumstances.
"Well what do you know? An honest guy. I like that in a young man. Bet you're not from around here. How old are you kid?" the man said looking Joseph up and down and running his tongue over his lips.
"I was just 21, Sir, and you are right I'm from upstate." Joseph said as he went to the washbasin, lathered up his hands and face and rinsed himself off. He did not think it was important to tell the old man that he was in the military. "How old are you? You act like a stupid kid, throwing money around like that." "Fifty two and still going strong." The man answered, handing Joseph some paper towels. "And yes, young man. I do like to throw my money around. It's mine, I earned it and if I want to give it to a sexy young guy like you, that's my business. You never know, I might get lucky, but even if I don't it gives me a hard-on just to be able to think of the possibilities. When you get to be my age, just being able to have a conversation with a young stud like you is as good as sex."
"Fifty two is not that old. I'll bet there is still plenty of fire in your belly yet. You sure don't look that old and if I were in the market for a mature man, you just might fill the bill. I'm not in that market right now, but if I were, you would make one hell of a good sugar daddy." Joseph said crumpling up the paper towel, heaving it into the wastebasket. He then reached into his rear pocket, took out the money and held it out for the man to take back.
"No son, you hold on to it. I'm in the insurance business, but I love fishing. I like to cast my bait on the waters and see what kind of fish I can land. Sometimes I get lucky, but most times I get taken. This time I think I got lucky." He walked to the door, opened it, turned, put his fingers to his lips and blew a kiss to Joseph saying, "In case you come back to the 'Big Apple' and find yourself alone and want to go out for a good meal, a few drinks or perhaps a roll in the hay, I'm available. One never knows what the future holds. That boyfriend of yours might even be stupid enough to drop you. Keep the card and the money. Use it as your insurance policy." And with that he left the room and returned to the party.