I've always enjoyed college football - doesn't everyone?! We all have our teams and get sucked in to the ever increasing crescendo of conference titles, bowl games and national championships. While often a family affair, the constant stream of TV coverage provides an approved respite and opportunity for the guys to escape the weekend chores and huddle-up in someone's man-cave.
And that's kind of how this started. I'm divorced, kids are grown and live alone, so my house gradually became the place for an afternoon or evening with a few guys, a few beers and a couple of games. Over time the crowd ebbed and flowed but eventually settled on the four of us. Me, and three similarly single guys. We all rooted for our teams, but as anyone knows, you just kinda watch the most interesting games on the TV, whether it's your team or not. You pick one to cheer for, and in our case we divided with two of us rooting for each side and feverishly supported whoever it was as if we were booster alumni.
And we played games that started as drinking games; only when your team scores, do you get a beer. If your team is losing at half time you do the sandwich run. If you lose you get the clean-up duties. Simple, silly stuff. But, on one particular day it started to evolve.
The trigger was a drunken comment about the apparent size of a players 'package'.
"Man, he's got a big dick" someone said.
And that conversation continued, fueled by the lip-loosening qualities of beer to a broader conversation about dicks and cocks.
"My ex said mine's average but my girlfriend says it's one of the biggest she's seen" said Neal.
"Oh, I know mine's small to average" added Bill.
One of the guys, Franklin, was gay, or bi. I think he was bi, but had been with a male partner on and off for a while so maybe his bi days were behind him or just on hold. Either way it wasn't something we discussed too much - each to their own private life and good on him, do what you want to do.
It did, though, prompt the next phase of the conversation.
"Why don't I be the judge" Franklin said. "After all, I've seen more dicks than any of you and appreciate all kinds - big, small, cut, un-cut, all different types. I could even tell you which are the best to suck."
A little shocked hesitation ensued. A pause in the chatter that was aided by a pick-six and more beers for Frankin and me.
"OK" I said. "I'll let you be the judge" and stood up and pulled my pants down. "So what do you think of that?" I said to Franklin while slowly energizing my cock so it puffed up a bit.
"Not bad" He said. "I could go for that. Now what about you two" he asked Neal and Bill.
Reluctantly, it seemed, but later to be proven the reluctance was feigned, they pulled down their pants too and all three of us stood there looking a little silly with our pants around our ankles and gently rubbing our dicks - a flaccid football dick is not as impressive as you want it to be!
Franklin, very cleverly played the situation. He complemented each cock and explained what he liked and why.