I arrived over at Scott's house to watch the game as I always do. His wife, Lisa, greeted me at the door with a dazzling smile a minute after I knocked. "Game time already? You boys have fun, I think I'll enjoy my mani/pedi." There was some mischief in her eyes, but truth be told my eyes were elsewhere. If she hadn't been my best friend's girl, I would have been all over her. Instead I sighed as she walked away, her skirt swaying with every step.
I made my way down to the den, setting the case of beer down on the table. I immediately had to duck as a football went sailing at my head.
"Asshole. Couldn't you have been five minutes late? Fuck!" Scott was sitting on the couch, his sweats hiding neither his muscular body nor the bulge in his crotch.
"Shit, I'm sorry man. I would have waited. Or watched or something." I handed him a beer, feeling like an ass. My own cock stirred a little thinking about Lisa's lips wrapped around it. I could only imagine how good she must be at it.
He took a long pull from the bottle and sighed. "How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy the game when all I can think about is this?" He bounced his hand off his erection, making it jump inside the waist band.
I shocked myself with what I said next. "Want some help with that?"
Scott scowled at me. "Dude, I'm not gay. You know that."
I smiled at my large friend, trying to move delicately so as to not get thrashed. "We've been friends for years, of course I know that. Neither am I, and I will happily bang your wife to prove it. But nobody likes blueballs, and it's not like your cock knows who's doing it. Then we can enjoy the game, like always."