Sweat popped out all over my skin as soon as I stepped out of my car. Between the sun blazing down and the pavement radiating the heat back up, the parking lot was more like an oven. I grabbed my bags from the car and headed toward the dorm I had been assigned, thankful to reach the tree-shaded path between the building and the parking lot. The shade made it merely oppressively hot, rather than unbearably so, and carrying most of my worldly belongings did not improve the situation.
I was far from the only one struggling to deal with moving in during a record-breaking heatwave. Freshman orientation was scheduled for the entire week before classes officially began, and Mother Nature seemed determined to remind us all that the final week of August was assuredly still summertime. People carrying boxes, bags, and suitcases filled the sidewalks between the parking lot and the two dorms flanking it, all looking as sweaty and red-faced as I'm sure I was.
Speaking of sweaty...
I paused as I drew near the entrance to my new dorm. Standing sentinel at the doorway was a young man, a little older than me--probably an upperclassman--holding a clipboard and pointing people toward their destinations. Strikingly handsome, with the caramel skin and glossy black hair common to the Indian subcontinent, he wore only a loose pair of athletic shorts and flip-flops. He stood in a sunbeam, his chiseled upper body glistening with sweat. Droplets created gleaming constellations in the fan of dark hair across his chest.
I rolled my tongue back into my mouth and approached. Spotting me, he gave me a friendly wave and a smile, a flash of white in his tan face.
"Hi, are you looking for Carlisle Hall? That's this one here. Foster Hall is across the way, there." He had the barest hint of an accent, just enough to add a musical lilt to his words.
"Yes, I'm in Carlisle," I replied. "Second floor."
His grin broadened. "Oh nice! That's my floor! I'm Kabir, I'll be your RA." He offered his hand, and I had to put down a bag to shake it.
"I'm Greg," I said, and couldn't help but smile back. Realizing my eyes were wandering down his body again, I jerked them back up to his face. When he quirked an eyebrow, having obviously caught me mid-ogle, I got defensive. "I didn't realize it was a clothing-optional dorm."
His smile got a bit sheepish. "Yes, well, the building's air conditioning decided that move-in day, in the middle of a heatwave, was the ideal time to die on us. I think it's hotter inside than it is out here."
I winced. "That's...unfortunate. Any word on getting it fixed?"
He shrugged, a very distracting motion. "They're working on it now. Supposedly it'll be good to go by the end of the day. Until then, it was this--" he motioned to his shirtless torso, "--or heatstroke."
"Plus, it'll give all the teary-eyed moms something to think about other than their precious baby leaving home," I said, grinning.
He shuddered. "You think you're joking, but I've been dodging hungry cougars all day. As if the coeds weren't bad enough." As though to prove his words, a pair of college-age girls and a middle-aged woman passed us on the sidewalk, all three visibly ogling Kabir, who either didn't notice or was getting very good at pretending not to.
A guy who doesn't like coeds or cougars? That raised some intriguing possibilities...but I could try and suss out the sexual preferences of the hot RA later. I did still need to actually move in and everything.
"Speaking of," he said, visibly reorienting himself, "since you're on my floor, I should give you the speech." He started rattling off a list of dorm rules, campus policies and a bunch of other orientation-related minutiae in a rehearsed fashion that made it clear he'd given the same talk a hundred times today. As he spoke, he checked his clipboard, found my name, and retrieved a thick manila envelope with my name and room number on it from a box I hadn't noticed at his feet. "Your welcome packet has all the essentials: campus map, orientation event schedule, your class schedule, setup instructions for your student email, everything you'll need. Your room key is in there too."
He finally paused and took a breath, but continued before I could break in. "Speaking of your email, get that up and running today, because I'll be using it to send out dorm notices and announcements and stuff like that. Most urgently, every freshman resident gets a one-on-one meeting with their friendly neighborhood RA--" he smiled and pointed to himself, as though I might have forgotten-- "over the course of the week, just to make sure you're all settling in well and aren't having a nervous breakdown or anything. Those slots are randomly assigned, sorry, but I'll be sending out the schedule for it tonight, so be sure your email is ready."
"Will do," I said. I scooped up the bag I'd set down, and Kabir seemed to notice how much I was carrying for the first time.
"Oh!" he exclaimed. "Do you need help getting your stuff upstairs?"
"Nah, I'm fine," I said. "Point me to the stairs?"
"Sure, sure! Your room is on this end of the building, so take the stairs just inside and you should be right there. I think your roommate is already moved in, but I'm not sure if he stuck around here or not. Just yell if you need me."
I thanked him and headed inside. Sure enough, the stairs were right there, and entering the airless stairwell was like walking into a kiln. Kabir had not been joking about the heat building up inside. I staggered out into the second-floor hallway, pathetically grateful that there were open windows providing a meager bit of airflow. As he'd said, locating my room number was easy, only two doors down from the stairs, so I pulled out my new key and opened the door.
And froze.
The dorm itself was nothing special, just a rectangle with two twin beds, two desks, two dressers, and a window on the far end. What captured my attention was the young man sprawled on one of the beds, clad only in snug boxer briefs. He held one of those mist-spraying handheld fans and was running it up and down his well-toned body. Broad-shouldered with a lean swimmer's build, sandy-haired and square-jawed, my new roommate was worth taking a moment to appreciate. He had earbuds in and his eyes shut, which explained his lack of reaction to my entrance.
That makes two glistening, hot, half-naked guys in the first ten minutes on campus, I thought. Maybe this heatwave isn't so bad after all. Unfortunately, from the number of posters around his bed featuring bikini-clad models bending over motorcycles and sports cars, this one was thoroughly straight. As my grandfather always says, we all must bear the burdens life places upon us. At least the eye candy was good.
Before my appreciation of his damply gleaming body could get too pervy, I decided to do the decent thing and alert him to my presence. Closing the door got no response, so I dropped my duffel on the floor with a deliberately heavy thump that made him jerk up in surprise.
"Shit!" he yelped, yanking out his earbuds. "Damn, you scared me."
"Sorry," I said. "I'm Greg, your new roommate."