"I stole it from my Dad's liquor cabinet in the basement!" Billy said, super proud of himself.
I grabbed the oddly shaped little bottle and read it aloud, "Banana Schnapps..." before I asked him, "Seriously?"
"Hey, it's free!" he beamed.
Truth be told, I was happy to see him laughing and smiling for a change. Billy had been such a mess since Aria left home for college. He just stayed in his room with that countdown calendar he made, counting down the days until she'd be home for Christmas break. Alongside that calendar were a few pictures of her, but the real memento of their time together before her going away to college, was in his laptop... their "sex tape". He would never admit it if I asked him, but I'm sure he watched it every night, stroking his big heavy dick to it.
How did I know his dick was big and heavy?
Because one day he left his laptop open and I saw a video of it. That day, after he ran up the street to the store to get cigarettes, I went onto his laptop to innocently look for music to play when I clicked on the file.
The video immediately opened to full screen. There was Aria, on her knees, doing her best to take one of the biggest, heaviest looking cocks I've ever seen in my life down her throat. She couldn't even manage it.
Personally, I'm no master at giving blowjobs, but I knew that I could do a better job at it than her.
Well, maybe. Billy had a really thick looking cock.
Cut to now, and I'm still looking at him beaming over this old looking bottle of booze. As I open the lid to smell it, I noticed a paper label across the top, like a seal to prevent tampering. It had a date on it, and it was... 1960!
"1960?! This was bottled during the Eisenhower administration!" I stated loudly, as Billy laughed.
Then Billy said, "Doesn't alcohol get stronger with age?"
"I think that's only wine." I replied as I cracked open the paper sealed bottle.
As I brought the bottle to my nose to smell it, any trace of banana scent in the liquor was long gone. It now smelled just like paint thinner.
I immediately began coughing.
"If we are going to drink that, it'll need to be as shots with an immediate chaser." Billy said.
I stopped coughing long enough to grunt out, "Ya think?!"
Billy left the bedroom and returned with a 2-liter of soda from the fridge. With no shot glasses, we decided that we were just going to hit the bottle for a quick swig and then drink soda as quick as possible.
I remember that I was able pinpoint the track of the first swig, all the way down to my stomach before the burning sensation radiated out to my extremities.
After many horrible shots and many laughs, we found ourselves a little more than halfway into the bottle. Billy started slurring out how much he missed Aria and how he had been faithful while she was gone but, given how much they had sex before she left for school, he was miserable.
I found that pretty crazy, considering that he had so many girls prior to Aria who would gladly reunite for a "no strings attached" hookup. "He must really like Aria" I thought, before feeling what might be a small twinge of jealousy.
And remembering how on that sex tape that she couldn't blow him properly, maybe I could get him to admit it, and I'd feel a little less jealous right now.
I slurred out, "Well, how is she in bed?"
"Aria? She's great! She doesn't enjoy giving blowjobs as much as sex, but the sex is so good, I'm totally fine with it."
"Hah! She can't give a good blowjob..." I smugly thought to myself before my drunken mouth betrayed me, "She probably doesn't enjoy giving blowjobs because she can't handle that thick cock of yours."
"So you saw the video on my laptop, huh?"
I wasn't sure if it was the alcohol or my embarrassment, but my face got real hot.
"Maybe." I sheepishly squeaked out.
"Don't worry, I don't really mind."
I guess he wouldn't. I wouldn't care about people watching if I had all of that going on too.
Then, he looked at me with a smile, "So, did you enjoy it?"
"It was fun to watch. You both are a very hot couple--"
"No..." Billy interrupted. "Did you ENJOY it?"
Again, my face went red hot.
"I didn't know how long you would be away so, no."
"Did you want to?"
I just smiled as I hit another swig of that horrible liquor without the soda chaser this time.
"I think I gotta break the seal." Billy said before getting up and going into the half bath that was connected to his bedroom. I didn't watch him walk in there, so I was immediately surprised with the very loud sound of urination. He had left the bathroom door open which I couldn't recall him ever doing before.
I sat there imagining what he looked like at that moment. Him standing there, his big, thick cock in hand, and a heavy stream of urination coming out of the end of it.
Then, I imagined myself kneeling in front of him while he pointed that heavy cock at me and urinated all over my face and into my open, hungry mouth.
I was snapped back to reality when I heard his stream of urine stop.
Then, after hearing him flush the toilet, he didn't immediately come back out of the bathroom. I looked over at the open bathroom door wondering if he was ok.
Then, I heard noises. At least, I thought I heard noises. I couldn't make out what they were, but I thought that they sounded a bit rhythmic.
"Is he stroking that big dick of his right now?" I thought. "Doesn't he know that I would gladly do that for him?"
I got up and kind of zig-zagged toward the open bathroom door and when I made it inside, I found Billy standing at the sink, fully dressed, with nothing of what I imagined taking place.