Chapter 6 - Jono & The Gilded Cage
We finished our meal and walked out to the Range Rover. Reza climbed in the back with me. When Tam put the key in the ignition there was an odd sound a funny electronic warning tone. He swore colorfully as he picked up a handset. He called the mobile operator to retrieve his message then dialed the number. "Benjamin I have you on speaker what is so urgent? We are on our way back to Riyadh."
"Tamam, assume we are being monitored. Is our buddy 'Taz' there with you? Is he safe? Has he been injured? Sorry Tamam, on this one I cannot take your word, I need to hear his voice."
I leaned over the front seat and responded, "Yes sir, I am here. I am okay, and uninjured, what's the problem?"
"Something's up with you, I don't know what yet. Your stuff has been moved out of your room at the hotel. What's going on?"
I was able to read the puzzlement on Tam and Reza's faces, "Nothing to my knowledge. No one here requested it. I'm trying to keep a low profile. Has anything else happened?"
"Yes, your presence has been requested by the host nation via the embassy at several Embassy functions this week. I guess it's a good thing that you had a gift waiting for you in your room. I hope you can be reunited with it."
I let the gift comment pass. "Do you know which section of the host nation government made the request?"
"I don't know exactly buddy. I do know that the request came via the state department on our end. That normally implies that the request came from the civilian side of the government. All I can tell you for sure is this, everyone in both the American and Saudi chains of command knows your names, note the use of plurals, and both chains are very nervous. Before they simply knew OF you, now they know YOU. Haul your ass back here, the sooner you get here, the sooner we'll get answers."
"Message received, I'm sorry sir."
"Stuff happens Taz, we will figure it out. FYI, we have Echo Papa Six in ready mode." With that he hung up.
"Tam, I am going to say words I never thought I would ever put together. How fast can you drive?"
He began accelerating onto the highway, "Jono, what is Echo Papa Six?"
"Tam, if I ask you to take me to the airfield or the American Embassy would you do it without question?"
"Yes, I would Jono. But, you have not answered my question."
"The leadership has been spooked by something. EP6 is an Emergency Protocol, I cannot tell you more." I couldn't tell him the sixth covers the removal of compromised high value assets. Once declared, an American aircraft would remain on the ramp at the airfield and a helo at the embassy both in hot standby. If they need to get me out of the country I would be thrown into either. Once aboard the pilot will be under orders to take off, with or without local approval.
"Sit back Jono, everything will be alright. Reza make sure he is buckled in, and keep him occupied. We cannot stop for 'discomfort' breaks. If we can keep the pace up we'll be back in the Riyadh in an hour to an hour and a half."
My mind was going so many dark places, some of them fatal. Did I insult the wrong person during training? Did someone see Tam and I? Oh, God do they know? Tam was driving like a man possessed. Seeing his reflection in the mirror, I could tell he was worried.
My drama managed to destroy the effects of the morning massages. Reza was holding me, "Jono, it will be okay. We will not let anything hurt you. Tamam, have you called father?"
My SERE training finally kicked in. "No Tam, turn off the phone and pull the fuse. If something IS wrong it can be tracked. Turn it back on when we are in the city. It will be harder to get a triangulation fix on the analog phone in the city."
"Jono is right Reza. If there is something wrong it will not help to worry father. Jono, nothing is wrong some idiot likely thought you had skipped out without paying the bill."
I could tell by the engine and transmission noise he had the gas pedal floored. He was worried and trying to calm me. I could see all the flaws in his logic. First if it had been a hotel error surely they would have said something to my Captain. The second glaring error in his logic was that the American forces were guests of the king. There was no way for me to skip out without paying. Tamam knew that as well, that is how I knew he wanted us calm.
My mind was racing as fast as the powerful engine, trying to figure out what had gone wrong, sadly I was coming up blank. After a few short minutes I recognized the futility of continuing to worry about what might be. One of the first things they taught us at SERE school was sleep when you can, there's no telling when you'll have another opportunity. If I couldn't actually fall asleep, at least I could close my eyes and rest, if not for my sake then for his. Tam wanted me calm, I could give him that. I snuggled in Reza's arms and closed my eyes.
When I awoke we were on the outskirts of Riyadh. Tamam briefed me on his contingency plan. Tamam would drop Reza and me off at the front entrance. If anything went sideways we would leave through the arboretum's emergency exit at the back of the hotel. Tamam would wait for us. If I was just moved to a new room Reza or I would call Tamam's car phone and let him know I was okay.
"Have you reactivated your car phone? If so please call the Captain let him know we are in the city. It would be nice to know if anything has changed, and if he needed me to go to the hotel or make the dash for the embassy or air base." I slid up towards the front seat as he dialed.
Captain Nelson answered he and Tamam exchanged hurried pleasantries. I asked if there was any new information and what our destination should be. "Taz, it looks as if they just moved you to a new hotel room, a room with diplomatic level security. Do YOU have a plan yet?"
"Yes sir, I will be entering the lobby with a trusted family member. It would be good to have other Americans present in case I need a running screen. These people should be able take instruction on the fly."
"That is all taken care of buddy. Our colleague Oscar Goldman sent five of his employees to help if needed. You are on point. I will meet you at the door."
After hanging up Tam looked at me and said, "Jono, what the hell was that about? I know every member of the American contingent and I do not know a single one that has the name Oscar. I know it was code but what did he say?"
"He was letting me know it looks innocent, and to come to the hotel. He also was warning me they do not have a contingency plan on the ground. As to 'our colleague Oscar,' that is a reference to the Six Million Dollar Man TV show Oscar Goldman ran the fictitious OSI. He wanted me to know he will meet us in the lobby with five armed Air Force Office of Special Investigation agents who will be following our lead. My bet is that the agents will be scattered around the lobby and will be able to secure a route for us if needed."
Five minutes later we were pulling up to the door, game time. Reza and I exited the Range Rover and approached the lobby doors. I could see the Captain inside. Tam, took off like a bat out of hell. I was nervous but Reza looked worse. I turned putting my hand on his arm. "Take a deep breath." I bluffed, "This is what I train for. You are just family making sure I get home okay." He smiled and nodded.
We entered the lobby and were greeted by Captain Nelson. There were six men standing in the lobby wearing really crappy suits. I assumed five of them must have been the OSI agents. "Hey boss how was your weekend. I found out I have relatives, lots and lots of relatives. This is my cousin Reza Hassan. Perhaps you know his brother Tamam."
"We have met Jono, Good to see you again Reza. Wait, Captain Hassan is your cousin?"
"Actually in a roundabout way he is. My father served with his father and is considered a brother. Apparently the King thinks of him that way as well." With that quick revelation I knew which of the six crappy suits belong to the five OSI agents. I also knew that my boss was wearing a wire.
I continued with a fast briefing, "Boss they clearly do not teach OSI agents how to play poker. If anything goes hinky, Reza and I will be making a run through the Arboretum to the back door. Captain Hassan is currently out back swapping the Range Rover for the Jaguar that one of his staff just dropped it off. He has flight line access to the air base and will take me directly to the aircraft if necessary. Make sure the Air Force Security knows not to shoot at the Jag. If you five understand that, please adjust your tie, your handkerchief, or jacket." Oh goody I thought five positive responses.