I just wanted to get fucked.
Wow, how about that for an opening line? Especially in a story by a guy about guys - senior, mature, old guys, but all guys. Well, the wife is on the sidelines, but the story is guys.
When I typed the first line I thought of an old joke. It's a joke about a young quadriplegic girl, sitting on a dock crying her eyes out. Along comes a young man and his girlfriend and they ask the girl why she was crying. "I just watched a romantic movie about a man and woman making love on a dock like this. I realized that I have never even been kissed."
The young man looked at his girlfriend, who just shrugged her shoulders and nodded her head. So, the young man gently took the girls head in his hands and gave her a long, slow, tongue-twisting, soulful kiss.
"Oh my God," cried the girl. "But I've never felt a man." The young man looked at his girlfriend who thought a moment, then nodded her head again. So, he stood close to the chair and took the girls hand, putting it against his crotch. He then rubbed the girls hand up and down his manhood. This started to have an obvious effect.
"OOOooohh," said the girl. "But I have never had a man feel me. I don't know what it feels like." The young man looked to his girlfriend again. She had an exasperated look on her face but finally nodded her head. So, the man knelt in front of the wheel chair, slid his hands up under the girls dress. He pushed her panties aside and played with her clitoris and slid his fingers in and out of her pussy a few times.
When he stood again, the girl was gasping. She said, "Oh My God, that's wonderful. But I've never been fucked. Oh, how I wished I could get fucked." By this time, the young man's girlfriend has had it. She grabbed the wheelchair, rolled it to the end of the dock, and pushed it and the girl into the deep water. "There you go," said the girlfriend, "You're fucked."
That's not the type of "fucked" I wanted. But I digress . . .
It had been months since I was able to exercise my Bi-side. It had been six months since my last Senior Bi-Guys hotel party. But life sometimes gets in the way. We had a large part of our home remodeled a few months ago. My wife, the epitome of cleanliness wanted to follow the workers around, cleaning up after them. Unfortunately, she fell victim to the dust they were raising and came down with a serious case of bronchitis. Since she was smarter than the doctors and didn't get it treated correctly, she wound up in the hospital with a life threatening case of pneumonia.
So, after the time it took to get the house redone, I spent the next few months in and out of doctor's offices with her to get her back on her feet. Thus I was getting horny as hell for a good fucking. Note that I didn't say I wasn't getting laid. There are a couple of female acquaintances who took care of me that way. But, they couldn't give me the good feeling of a hard cock sliding in and out of my love anus.
Since the wife was trying to set up for a card/hen party at some other woman's house in the coming days. I contacted Jim, the coordinator of the hotel parties to see if anything was open. No joy - the next open party was a couple of months away. Damn!
Time to take it personal. I boiler plated a message --
I need to get fucked! Do I have your attention, yet? My house, basement bedroom. I'll let you know which afternoon in a couple of days.
I had to keep it short due to the character limit on the sites messaging system. I dug into my Favorite Guys folder and sent it off to 13 of my hook-up buddies. Then I went off to find the wife.
I found her on the porch typing on her laptop. I walked up behind her and kissed her on top of her head. "What are you up to?" I asked.
"Patty and I are trying to find one more person for the party." She said. "Annie had to drop out and now we won't be able to fill three tables. And we've already set up the caterer and everything. If we don't find a forth for the last table . . ."
"How about the new couple we met at the club the other day? She was talking about playing cards sometime." I said.
"Aha, yes!" she said. "I have her phone number in my book." She took off to find her address book.
When she returned, I asked her, "What day are you planning these shenanigans?"
"Shenanigans?" She asked. "We don't do shenanigans. We play serious cards. But all of the games require four players at the table." She said, looking through her book. "We're setting up for Wednesday afternoon. I'm afraid you'll be on your own for lunch that day. We'll be doing a late lunch and then cards the rest of the afternoon. Now, let me call Regina and see if she's available." She dug out her cell phone and started tapping in numbers. I left her to it and went to get some lunch.
She came into the kitchen while I was pouring a beer. "She's in. We have our tables." She said.
"That's great, Darling." I said. "It's awesome," I thought. "Me and the guys will have all afternoon on Wednesday.
A couple of days later I checked the site for messages. Yes! Five returns - should be enough to get my urges laid to rest (that's a pun folks.) Now let's see who is good for Wednesday. Actually, all of us are retired, so it shouldn't be hard to get half dozen guys together. I put together another message to the responders.
Wednesday afternoon - 12:30, in my basement playroom. I have beer & snacks. If you need condoms, pills or poppers, bring your own. Does anyone need an address?
By that night, two responders had dropped off, claiming previous engagements. So, we were down to four.
Wednesday noon and the wife left thirty minutes ago to help set up the card games. I dug the cooler out of the garage and got it filled with a double-six of beer and the bags of Ice I had in the freezer. I filled a couple of bowls with chips and pretzels and took them down to the playroom. I got my hand truck and lugged the ice chest down. We only had one couch in the playroom, so I got out the air mattress and started the pump on it. It would be good by the time the guys got here.
I heard the doorbell, so I ran back upstairs, opened the front door and welcomed Tom and Ray. They came in and gave me hugs, after I closed the door.
Tom was a retired insurance broker. He was somewhat stocky and totally salt & pepper. Since he had retired he had grown a full beard, but his wife finally got him to trim it down to a goatee.
Ray was my tall black buddy. He had built up a great landscaping business, which was mostly run by his sons. He only got involved when there was something his boys had never dealt with. Ray was proof that all black guys didn't have a BBC. However his grew to around 7 inches hard and he knew what to do with it. We had met at our first hotel party that the website threw and had a few hookups after that. He and his wife, and I and my wife had double-dated to a few events together. However; the wives didn't know about our bi-activities.
I sent Tom & Ray downstairs, telling them where the TV/Cable remote was. I went into the garage to make sure I still had some beer left and heard the doorbell again. I ran back to the door and opened it for Sidney. Sid was a balding and slightly portly buddy I had hooked up with before. I had recommended him for the parties as he was a versatile lover and could suck the hair right off a cock.
We went down the stairs to find Ray & Tom sitting on the couch watching a porno and jacking each other's dicks. "Hey," I said, "I'm the guy that needs a fucking here. Better save those things."
Ray chuckled. "No problem, man. We're just getting ready for you. How do you want to do this? Line up by height - by age, what?"