I did it. I was guilty of the crime. If you must know it was stealing. How was I to know the watch was worth ten grand? A felony.
I rarely steal. I'm a small-bit player. But here I was facing hard time. Honestly four squares and a cot didn't sound too bad. But the rape! How could I survive the prison rape? I'm too pretty. Other guys have told me that before. And once, I went in a gay bar and they swarmed me like moths to a flame. Guys were hanging all over my body, touching places, telling me I could be their darling. Being straight as an arrow I fended off their advances and split.
So, anyway, I had to stay out of prison whatever it took. No science fiction novel in my cell could distract me from the looming threat of continued sex with men.
I begged the public defender, making it clear I would do whatever it took. The fat dyke was unimpressed until at the end she slipped a little piece of paper to me, "Be at that address tomorrow at four."
"And then I'll get off!"
"Do what you're told and it'll be better. This first step will get you a later date."
"A what?"
"Do you want the process of sending you to prison to start next week or in three months?"
I looked at the paper again as if it had more answers. "And I'll go free?"
"Be there and we'll see."
The building was in a nice part of town. Very posh. I rang the bell and was buzzed in.
A gruff security guard met me, "You're the one Nancy sent?" I nodded. "Follow me."
I waited in a little room for a long time until someone in a white coat took blood explaining, "To test for diseases."
After that I was sent to the boss, "You're prettier than she said. Ever wear a dress?"
"Um, no sir. Just what you see."
He looked me up and down, scowling, "Strip!"
I dared not refuse this man. Once I was naked he inspected me uncomfortably closely. "I could work with you if you had a real big cock. Or a micro penis. But that's just average. Not much good."
I still had little clue about what they wanted but I needed this to work. "But I'll do anything. Any heist."
His ears perked up. "Hmmm. Maybe I'll have Tony take a look at you. Now make me happy or hit the street."
He motioned to a massage table he had in his office. I could give a massage. Not that I wanted to touch him. But then he had ME lay down on the table and it was him massaging me.
It turned out it wasn't the kind of massage intended to ease my muscles, but instead this strong powerful man was moaning and getting off by running his hands over my body. I could put up with it, but if he tried anything I was gonna end it.
When he had me flip I was sure he would try to touch my dick. But he totally surprised me when he suddenly started sucking one of my nipples while jerking his own cock. A rich man like him could have any girl in the city but he was turned on by my tiny flat nipples.
I lay there tense and stiff as a board while he grunted and shook, eventually throwing his head back and dropping several splats of disgusting cum on my chest.
I was totally grossed out but he didn't care. He just left me alone to try and figure out how to get cleaned up, dressed, and out of that perverted building. His right hand man gave me another note with another address.
The next day Tony's turned out to be a salon on the Gold Coast and Tony was a flaming queer as gay as a day is long. "Dahling, come in and let Tony sort you." He snapped his fingers as he barked orders and a small army of assistance did his bidding. He talked about me like I wasn't there, "I'm inspired. I can work with this canvas."
Four hours later I looked in a mirror to see Emma Watson staring back at me. Everyone there said I was her doppleganger. I'll admit I looked good. And I'll be the first to say I never would have believed it if I had been warned hours earlier. But I was also falsely imagining that it was a disguise to smuggle me out of state.
Tony clapped his hands and a hush fell over the room. "Allow me to introduce my newest creation: Emma!" Everyone clapped and congratulated him. He was the star, I was just a thing that he made. A work of art, an object to be ignored or at best stared at.
"Send her back to Milo!"
A limo was waiting for me complete with coachmen and champagne and I was treated like a, well, like a princess.
Milo welcomed me back in, "Well, well, well, you turned out pretty good even with that ugly dick between your legs. Impressive! And Tony did a great job with a great idea."
I waited for him to come on to me. I was ready to fight back this time, "Do you want me on the table!"
He laughed at me, at my ignorance."Not looking like that. What are they, size 32b?" He turned to some papers on his desk, "Oh, that was just a diversion before. We have plans for you, dear."
Reclining, he put his feet up, "So I hear you want to stay out of jail?" I nodded solemnly. "And you'll do anything?"
Suspiciously I asked, "And just what kind of job are you thinking of?"
"We want some pictures. And you're gonna help us get them. It won't be hard and it can be as fast or slow as you want."
"I can nab 'em."
"They haven't been taken yet. Your job will be to set up a camera and cozy up to the mark. Once we have what we want there'll be no jail time for you."
"Ok, just explain the job and I'm on it."
He leaned forward, "Our illustrious Mayor is a big Harry Potter fan. You know he was born in 1990. Specifically, he really likes Hermione. You're gonna spend some social time with him. We'll have a direct feed from the camera and when the pictures are perfect this little bead will let you know." He held up a small metal ball about the size of a ping pong ball which I eyed suspiciously. "We call it a discreet signaler. You can think of it as a vibrating egg -of sorts."
"Sounds easy. Like at a country club, or charity affair?"
"You, young lady, need to bump into him randomly just like any other woman would and establish a connection." He pulled a small object from his desk drawer, "Here's your camera. Just point it where the action is."
The next morning I woke up and Emma Watson never looked worse. Frantically I dashed over to Tony's salon, "You all gotta help me. I have no idea how to do my makeup."
Tony wasn't there but his team was. I heard murmurs, "We can use this."
Another said, "Just don't make Tony mad."
"Then we'll tread carefully. But she looks just like her. We can sell them for almost as much as the real thing."
The group fixed my make-up and hair then ushered me into a photography studio next door. I was placed in front of a green screen and posed for a ton of pictures before they started making my clothing more revealing. In the last set I was totally nude, yet they still expected me to smile. My dick was hidden in all the pictures except one.
I got a brief glimpse of a tv screen where I saw Emma Watson, me, cuddling up to Harry.
That afternoon my phone rang, "Mayor McIntyre will be at the Avalon tonight. We'll pick you up and bring you there in the limo."
Inside the long car a slinky silver tea dress awaited me as well as an envelope which had instructions, "McIntyre campaigned on his purity. Get a few compromising pictures." There was a phone number so I texted back.
"Where am I supposed to hide the camera or that metal ball in this tiny dress,"
The answer came quickly, "put the camera on your purse then mount it in the limo later. Stick the egg in your armpit or up your ass for all I care. I'll buzz it every time you get a good picture."
"How will I know when I'm done?"
"Give it at least fifteen buzzes. Now get dressed and get inside."
"Wait. What's he look like?" I changed as I texted. The ball wouldn't fit anywhere else so I followed the operator's advice which required a ton of the provided lubricant.
"Who the fuck doesn't know what McIntyre looks like? Don't worry. He'll find you. You look totally hot."
I stepped out of the limo but the metal orb up my bum vibrated three quick times. I knew I had taken no pictures so I reached back into the car for my phone, "Dumbass, wear the matching shoes! And yes, from now on three quick pulses means you're being a dumbass."
Inside the Avalon I found a seat at the end of the bar, "I'll have Renais over ice with a twist of lime." A stream of men kept coming up to me and I talked to them long enough to find out they were not Mark McIntyre. One guy was really interesting, just to talk to, but three jolts in my rectum reminded me to move on. I also allowed my drink to be replenished as needed. Free drinks: a girl could get used to this.
About an hour into it a handsome, yet cocky man, sidled up next to me acting like he owned the place, "Are you...? I'm a big fan?"
"Emma. Pleased to meet...?"