Griffin Yearwood has been trying to get on his supervisor's good side since they met. After a crucial mistake at a conference, Griffin gets to know his boss, Marco Marchesi, very well through a series of mishaps and ill-timed "meetings."
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(Here's another story from the vault. It's a long one, but a one-shot! Per usual, mind the tags. Happy reading!)
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It wasn't like I'd set out to make much of an impression at work. Truthfully, I was set on surviving in my undergraduate field until my cousin's music popped off, and I figured I'd become his creative director.
Many years later, and I'm getting called "baby faced" by my older female coworkers at this office job. At 28.
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Better that office job than prison,"
Al always says. He's been to jail, not prison, but I'll just take his word for it. I was a bit of a silent troublemaker when I was younger, but as soon as I moved for high school, I discovered my inner nerd and the internet, and all my anxious energy was directed elsewhere. When I went to college, I went real corporate real fast.
Al says he was scared I'd act up again, and there was no way I would survive prison, looking the way I do. I tried not to read into that, but I knew I wasn't immune to looks from people of all types, men and women. No matter; dating was the last thing on my mind, and the more I look at the world around me, I'm not gunning to start a family soon.
I just like fucking around. Haven't had a serious girlfriend since senior year of college. Haven't wanted to mess around enough to possibly end up a baby father. Every once in a while, I crave something that will shake up my world a little. Sitting at my desk has been driving me a little nuts.
Truthfully, after the company was bought out last year, I thought I'd be fired, and that'd give me an excuse to get creative again, but no such luck. My cousin keeps calling me a corporate sellout. He's kind of right. Shit's comfortable.
I know what he means. It's a good job, good pay. Just not the "chasing dreams" kind of job. No cool graphics, chrome, fancy fonts like my earlier pursuits in design. My portfolio is full of Arial, Calibri, and tables. Even my most "impressive" work here is boring. Sometimes I wish I was still working on my art in Al's basement. I'm the only black guy here. Sometimes I feel invisible.
Being said, getting in good with our new boss isn't a bad idea. He's rumored to be picking people to be on a closer working team, and the pay seems even bigger. Money isn't everything, but it's great to have.
Too bad I've made a decent, though forgettable, impression on everyone besides Mr. Marchesi.
It's one of those things; wrong place, wrong time situations that keep happening over and over again. I'm opening a door too fast and I slam it into his toe. Or spilling coffee all over him. Accidentally throwing out a set of important papers that were put in the wrong place. Ordering a special laptop and sending it to the wrong state. Things like this keep piling up.
I must look completely incompetent to him. It's like I'm only making these dumb mistakes when he's nearby.
He managed to spook us all when he arrived, monotonously announcing that he intended to change daily operations as soon as possible, and we would be learning entirely new systems. The first week was rough, as he didn't seem to talk to anyone, until our liaison, Josh, broke all the tension by forcing a friendship on the guy.
We figured if Josh Lancaster, famous idiot, could get along with Marchesi, then any of us could.
Foolishly, I figured this, too. But my damn nerves take over every time. Even our first interaction wasn't too smooth. He'd stuck out his right hand, and I stuck out my left. As if I'd never given a handshake.
"Griffin Yearwood, Sir. Nice to meet you. I handle the budget and order supplies whenever you guys need."
"Marco Marchesi. Nice to meet you," he'd said plainly.
"Oh, your parents must be funny," I'd said with a laugh. "Marco Marchesi... Marc Marc. Heh."
He didn't find it funny.
"Good thing it's not Marco Polo?" I foolishly tried again.
"My last name was Palmero. My dad died. My Ma got remarried. I'm Marchesi now. It's hilarious, I know."
Gut punch.
"Thanks, Griffin. I'll let you know if I need anything." He didn't seem too interested. I couldn't blame him for dismissing himself.
Ever since then, all the random work mishaps that anyone could have started happening, and I was playing catch-up on building any kind of rapport with the man I had to pass by every day on my way to my cubicle.
"Griffin?" He'd called one day.
"Yes, Sir?"
"What is... 'Bullshit Art from Highschool' that you sent last night?" Mr. Marchesi gently thumbed at his computer. Immediately, my eyes went wide. Before I knew it, I was caught in a loop of breathing in to say something, then nothing coming out. He put his hand up. "I'm sure it's just a mix-up. You were supposed to send updates on supplier stuff, right?"
"Yes... Sir..." I said solemnly, feeling my shoulders slink. Immediately, the badly drawn half-naked girls and overzealous cars I crafted years ago came flooding into my mind, and the thought of my boss clicking through those oversaturated images made my skin crawl. "You didn't look through--"
"Not bad art for a teenager. I'm sure you've improved since," he said bleakly, turning back to his computer. "Mind closing my door behind you?"
I did, and along with it, I closed my opportunity to ever have my boss think of me as a respectable person. I sent him the right file immediately after.
From then on, I've been spending every day wondering exactly what kind of strange interaction I'd have with him next. I share everything with Cleo, who can't help but laugh at every mishap. She says it's a curse at my desk. She's considering making a bingo card for my interactions with Marchesi.
Otherwise, my job is a breeze. I even hang out with people at work on the rare occasion.
Lately, it wasn't so much keeping my head down, so much as it was trying not to put my head anywhere near Mr. Marchesi and his 'no-bullshit' demeanor. My head was clever, except for when it comes to him.
Today, I've managed to make it almost the whole day without embarrassing myself in some way around him, and I figure I'll even treat myself if I manage to make it til 5:30 without saying or doing something stupid.
Cleo decides to cash in on a favor, and I've decided to take up her tasks for the rest of the day. Honestly, this is one of at least ten favors I owe, so I'm not complaining to do any tasks, until I see the last one.
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marchesi - 1 sandwich w pork, egg, onion, sharp cheddar, iceberg, tomato, spicy ranch; lrg sweet tea
It feels like a setup.
I know the sandwich shop, and nearly shake as I read the sandwich composition slowly, as to not leave out a thing.
It's a half-hour until the end of my shift, and Marchesi seems to be settling into some more work. He'll be here late again. He must want to eat before the long night. Proudly, I clear my throat, and walk up to his door, knocking gently. "H-hi, Mr. Marchesi. Cleo had to head out, so I brought your sandwich."
He looks up from his files, and he nods, waving me over. "Thanks, Griffin."