"Hey, baby," I said, kissing my wife, Carina, and squeezing her ample sexy booty. "Enjoy your girl's night out."
"Hey!" she said, laughing. "Hands off mister!"
"It's time for an inappropriate hug," I said, poker-faced. Then I squeezed the other cheek.
"That's not a hug!"
"Mmmmmm," I said, still squeezing.
Carina repo'd her butt from my hand, then she and Harry's wife Dakota waved goodbye and left through the back door into the garage. I heard the sound of our car's engine starting up. The garage door squeaked up and back down.
Harry came out of the kitchen with two opened IPA beers. He was my best friend since we were little kids poking at anthills with sticks and daring each other to climb further up onto dangerously thin branches at the top of trees. He had grown into a tall slim man with masculine features except for his long shaggy black hair, which tumbled luxuriously below his shoulders, making him look like a rock star or maybe a modern day Jesus. We sat on his leather couch and each took a swig. Buddy the Corgi, being the horny bastard that he is, wagged his stub of a tail and started the festivities by humping Harry's leg.
"The fuck?" Harry said.
"He really likes you. He's making you his bitch."
Harry waved his leg around, trying to shake Buddy off, but that only got Buddy more excited about his best friend at that moment, and he shot his load on Harry's leg.
"Well," Harry said, the sarcasm barely detectable. "That was great."
I laughed and spun the box of tissues across the coffee table to him. "Buddy's getting more tail than me."
Harry wiped off the cum. Perhaps he should have been pissed about it, but he's a pretty chill zen guy. "Seriously? How often do you and Carina fuck?" he asked.
"Lately, not so much. Down to maybe once a week. You?"
"I wish it was that often. Dakota's just not in the mood lately. I've been getting hard all week long, but every time I start touching her and trying to get her turned on, she tells me she's got work to do or some such bullshit. I'm horny all the time. Driving me crazy."
I nodded. "Yeah, feel you on that. I'm horned up all the time too."
We sipped beer in companionable silence, then Harry said, "Whatta you feel like doing tonight?"
"Dunno. Maybe a few rounds of Truth or Dare?"
"Sure."
"So, what do you think your number is now?"
"Number?"
"How many women have you fucked?"
"Counting blowjobs and handjobs, or just fucking fucks?"
"However you keep score."
"Counting blowjobs, but not fingering and handjobs, maybe thirty, forty chicks. Then just the wife since." I took a swig of beer, and decided to up the ante. "So how many men did you have sex with?"
"What?"
"'Zero? One? Ten? ... I'll accept the nearest order of magnitude if you were such a slut you lost track."
"None," he said quickly, but then he got a guilty look on his face and averted his eyes.
"C'mon," I said. "Spit it out."
He played nervously with his long shiny hair. "Well, maybe technically one."
"The fuck you mean, 'technically'?"
"Well, there was this guy on the track team in high school who kind of hit on me once in the locker room after track practice, waiting around until it was just the two of us toweling off after the shower. I thought he was just joking around, but then he bent over and started sucking on me, took me by surprise. Not sure it really counts, though, since it wasn't like I came or anything."
"Are you seriously trying to invoke the Five Second Rule for blowjobs?"
"Well, it was longer than that. I mean, who doesn't like a nice blowjob? But eventually I pushed him off cause I'm not gay. OK, my turn. You ever receive a blowjob from a guy?"
"Nah. Not even your Five Second Rule kind. I mean, I've had a few gay guys offer, squeeze my junk at a party or tell me they'd like to get on their knees and open their mouth for me and lick my pole, stuff like that. You know, cause I'm good looking."
"Sounds more like gay looking."
"You wish." I glanced at Harry's crotch. Hunh. Is he getting a little hard at the thought? "You're blushing, dude. So, if I took out my dick, would you want to get on your knees and suck it like a good little bitch?"
He laughed, playing along. "Not if you call me bitch, big boy. Maybe if you were nice to me and called me 'your sexy girlfriend', I might be persuaded."
I decided to act like he'd just offered the Dare part of Truth or Dare. I stood up from the couch and walked in front of where he was seated, then slowly unzipped my shorts. Since I wasn't wearing any underwear, my stiffening dick sprang free as the zipper slid down. "OK, dare accepted. Would my sexy girlfriend like to suck my cock?"
He looked at me like maybe I was carrying a joke a bit too far.
"OK, just touch it."
Harry stared at my cock, transfixed.
"I can see you want to touch it. I dare you."
He slowly reached out and lightly brushed his fingertips against the head, causing my cock to rise up a bit as blood rushed into it.
"Now squeeze it. Make it harder."
Harry tentatively squeezed the shaft.
I sighed a bit from pleasure. Damn. He's really doing it. "Now take your other hand and knead the head." When he paused, like that was somehow a bit too gay, I said, "C'mon. Doesn't it feel good in your hand?"
He looked up shyly. "Ummm, honestly? Yeah." He began kneading the head. "Please don't tell anyone."
"It's our secret." I moaned as his hands expertly kneaded my cockhead, jacking me off, but way hotter than when I masturbated, due to the warmth of someone else's hand and using a different technique, kinda rolling it between his palms.
"Mmm," I said. "Now lick it."
"No way."
"You said you would if I called you my girlfriend," I said, using a bit of revisionist history.
He kept kneading my hardness, thinking it over, with a look in his eyes like he really wanted to but needed coaxing. Needed me to boss him around.
I reached down and caressed one of his cheeks, then slowly slid a finger across his lips. "Come on. I know you want to do it. Take the dare. Don't you want to please your boyfriend?" My cock was almost touching his lips.
He swallowed, which made my cock jump up, thinking of how sexy it is to get my load swallowed. Then he whispered, "OK."
I gently put a hand on the back of Harry's head and pushed. His lips tightened, barring entry. "Just lick the tip," I said. He looked up at me, questioning, then gave a tentative lick. "That's good," I said in my smokiest bedroom voice. "Now kiss it." He complied. "I'm gonna put just the head inside now." His lips parted slightly, and I slowly eased my cockhead between his lips, then paused with his warm mouth enveloping the head, letting him get used to it. He looked at me, startled, like he couldn't believe he was really doing this. I stroked his wavy soft hair. "That's a good girlfriend. Now use your tongue." I gazed into his brown eyes with their wide open pupils, and saw a look of soft acceptance ease into his expression. He ran his tongue along the sensitive underside of my cockhead, accepting my command.
I moaned. "Ohh. It's been so long. Damn, that feels good. Keep licking me with your tongue, baby. Please your man. Come on, run your tongue down the shaft." I reached down and took his right hand, and brought it up so it cupped my balls. "Easy," I whispered. "Squeeze them gently." He took the hint, kneading them while he slid his tongue down my stiff cock. Then he put his lips on my cockhead and took a bit of the shaft into his mouth.
I put my hands on his shoulders and gave a slight push downward. "Mmmmm. I want my girlfriend on her knees. I want you looking up at me, and telling me how much you love to suck your boyfriend's cock."
He gave me a look like maybe being on his knees was a bit too submissive, but then slid off the leather couch, my cock still in his mouth, and got on his knees.
"Say it."
He pulled his mouth off my cockhead, then whispered, "I'd love to suck my boyfriend's cock. Please?" I grabbed a handful of his long feminine hair and slid my prick back into his warm wet mouth. He looked up at me, accepting his submission, as my shaft slid deeper inside his mouth. I grunted with pleasure, trying to go all the way inside, but his hands pushed against my thighs to stop me halfway in. I pulled out until his lips were kissing the tip of my cock, then forced myself back inside. His tongue slid along the underside on the downstroke. I put a hand on the back of his neck and pushed deeper inside, then began slowly facefucking him, trying to go a bit deeper with each stroke, trying to hit the back of his throat. He resisted as I got close, gagging on the length, so I used the distraction to drop my shorts down to my ankles and kick them free, leaving me naked from the waist down.
I caressed his face, a hand stroking his cheeks, then I laced my fingers at the back of his neck and wrapped my thumbs above his Adam's apple. I lightly squeezed, completing my domination by symbolically choking him and fucking his throat deeper and deeper. Harry looked at me like he couldn't quite believe I was doing this.
"Want me to stop?"
Harry shook his head no.
I pulled out. "You gotta say it out loud. Say 'Choke me.'"
A pause, then in a small voice, "Choke me, Robert. Please."