After my divorce I decided I needed a new start. My ex-husband's new start was to have sex with every man within a fifty-mile radius of our house. I moved to a small town in the countryside. The town's doctor had upended her life and moved to Paris, selling me the practice. I was the only doctor in town. Mostly things were easy, I had to deal with doing yearly checkups and physicals. Anything serious usually went to the hospital the next town over. I got to know most of the residents. I didn't talk much about my sexuality, mostly because I was a private person and things like that would tend to distract people in small towns. It was not a conversation I wanted to have with elderly Larry as I checked his balls for cancer is what I'm saying. The people who knew were the other gay men in town who would see me pop up on the apps every so often, when I got desperate. There was nearly never any new blood in town, and it could get lonely for a recently divorced man who had trouble speaking the language of youth.
It had been four months now since the last time I had the company of another man. I was antsy, it was about time I re-download some apps and just end up sleeping with Milne the Mailman, who was always down to suck someone's dick.
My nurse Laure was an older lady who was happy another doctor came to town so she didn't need to go to the hospital for work. She knocked on the door of my office and gave me my next patients' board. I looked it over.
"This doesn't have any information."
"They don't want to tell me what's happening, I know their parents. I'm guessing pregnancy or sex related."
I rolled my eyes, these young ones. "Thank you, Laure."
I stepped into the inspection room. It was Jess and her boyfriend -I checked the board- Brad. I knew they had been recently engaged. I would have guessed pregnancy, however Brad was the one sitting on the inspection table as Jess stood next to him. After greetings I went right into it.
"I heard you didn't want to speak to the nurse, so what's bothering you today?"
Neither of them wanted to speak, definitely sex related.
"Well-" Jess started. "As you may know, we got engaged recently." I nodded. She continued. "Well neither of us... had sex until that night." That was hard for me to believe, both Jess and Brad were very attractive, especially for a town like this. Jess was a former cheerleader and Brad had probably been a farmhand his whole life, which made him look tanned, gruff, and very- very sexy. As I said, four months.
"Alright, nothing wrong with that. Do you need resources on how to-"
Jess interrupted me, "No, no, we understand how to... do that, and we did, A LOT."
Rub it in my face why don't you.
"Ok- What seems to be the problem?" I was definitely having the Mailman suck my dick tonight.
"Well, it's been a few months now, and well..." Pregnant, I was sure she was going to say she was pregnant. "Brad's dick won't stop getting hard all the time." I almost choked on my own spit, finding the will to restrain myself for professional demeanor. Brad, who had not spoken this whole time, shifted uncomfortably.
"Would you care to elaborate on that?"
"What's elaborate?" She asked.
"Give me more details."
"We have sex every morning." I nodded, young love I supposed. "But then Brad wants to have sex again, and sometimes we do, but then he wants to go again before bed. Everyday." That's quite the libido. "And I can't do it, it's too much for me." I nodded. God I was horny, and this talk of sex was not helping. Everything was silent for a second before Jess interrupted my trailing thoughts.
"What do you think doctor?"
"Well, that is definitely a... high rate of intercourse."
"Hey doc, you gonna need to use smaller words" I looked over to Brad who had just spoken for the first time.
"Um... you are having a lot of sex."
"I told you it was unnatural Brad." Jess slapped her fiancée's arm.
"Not necessarily, different people have different libidos," they stared at me blankly, "sex drives." I still wasn't sure they knew what I was saying. "How about we start small. Let's just do some basic physicals, and I can ask you both some questions one on one about your experiences. Then we can come back together, and I can give you my thoughts."
I called Laure and instructed her to bring Brad to our second inspection room, do basic weight, blood pressure, breathing checks. I started doing basic checks on Jess.
"Jess, are you worried about anything down there?"
"I'm just tired out, once a day is a lot, and sometimes it's three times!"
"Are you both trying to have a child, is that a reason for the regularity of your inter- sex."
"I don't want kids yet. I've been on the pill for 5 years now."
I missed that on her chart.
"I though you two hadn't had sex before your engagement. Why have you been taking the pill for so long?"
Jess squirmed in her seat. "Ok, I've had sex a few times before." I finished taking her blood pressure. "It's just that Brad's mom is super overprotective, she thinks we're both waiting until our wedding night."
"And he hasn't figured out that you've had sex before?"
"Brad is very hot, he's not that bright. I just need to have less sex, I'm worn out."
I wish I had the same problem. "Why don't you just tell him?"
"He just keeps getting hard, I think it's unnatural. Nothing I do has been able to stop that. Don't you have a pill or somethin'?"
"Well, you look perfectly healthy. So far it seems like this is just adjustment to coupled life, however I will go talk to your husband to be and I will let you know if I find anything unusual."
"Doctor."
"Yes?"
"Will you make sure not to tell any of this to Nurse Laure, she knows Brad's mom."
I met Laure in the hallway, she told me Brad looked perfectly healthy.
"Are they pregnant?"
I shook my head.
"Sex stuff?" I gave her a side eye, then nodded reluctantly.
"They don't want me to tell you, sorry."
"Ah that's ok. I remember young love." I gave her a stare. "I won't tell their parents, promise."
I walked into the room where Brad was waiting shirtless on the examination table. He was so fucking hot, like a lumberjack model for an outdoor magazine. He just looked blankly at me.
