I have a fantasy about this cute guy at the office...
Peter is slim and not terribly tall, with dark curly hair. He's always dressed to the nines in a three-piece suite with a flower in his lapel. He even has one of those old-fashioned hats like the debonair heroes of black-and-white movies. Did I mention that Peter is gayer-than-gay? Openly so; it's not just conjecture on my part.
This guy is quite a sight to behold, but my fantasy about him doesn't involve me at all, except in a voyeuristic capacity. What I'd really love to see is cute little Peter getting it on with my husband Ray.
It's pretty far-fetched, but this fantasy started up when I was working a lot of overtime alongside Peter. Ray would always call me at the office if I'd stayed into the evening to make sure I'd grabbed a bite for dinner. He was always concerned if I was too busy, I'd skip meals.
I kept hoping Ray would show up at my office one evening with a picnic basket full of chicken and ginger ale, like the one Cary Grant and Grace Kelly share in To Catch a Thief. My mind would wander to Ray and I inviting Peter to share in our meal. I would see the spark between them the moment their eyes met. They'd look away from each other the way people do when they're uncomfortable with what they feel, but the air would be electric.