Note: This chapter contains scenes of incest content. Enjoy!
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The only thing worse than a wedding is a family wedding. I already don't give much of a shit about holy matrimony--throw in extended family members, and I lose interest altogether.
You would think I, Leo Wyte, would be bored shitless at the prospect of my cousin Larson's impending nuptials. Normally, you would be right. Now, however, I was looking for any excuse to avoid thinking about the Very Uncomfortable Thing That Happened Last Weekend.
It started like any other: I thought I might finally get my pussy fucked; my dad swooped in and pounded the guy before I even had a chance; insert emotional breakdown here.
Only this time, I didn't just jerk myself in the corner and call it a day.
No, much as I was loath to admit, I actually loved every minute of it. My father's sweaty, naked body; the sound of his grunts, heaves, and moans; the smell (and taste) of his cum...
Fuck. I told myself I would stop doing this! I had been reliving that scene in my head again and again for days now. I couldn't actually be attracted to my father, could I? That would be sick. I may have little to no morals, but even I knew that father-son incest was less than ideal.
Yet even now, as I packed my bag for my cousin's wedding, my dick betrayed me. I just needed some space, a distraction--something to get my head on straight. And what better distraction than a weekend away with my extended family, where I could remind myself that there were other men in the world besides my dad?
At least, that was the plan.
The wedding was in Alabama at some vineyard outside of Birmingham that my uncle Jeremiah owned. My parents and I were flying in the day before the rehearsal dinner, and even though the three of us were sharing a hotel room, I was hoping Mom might act as a bit of a buffer between me and Dad.
"I can't wait to meet Larson's fiancΓ©," Mom gushed as we stood in line at airport security. "I follow her on Facebook, and she's always posting the most gorgeous photos of her meals."
She pulled out her license and handed it to the TSA agent behind the desk. "I'm not really sure what it is she does for work, but she certainly travels a lot. Just last week, she was in Tallahassee!"
"How long's it been since you've seen your cousin?" Dad asked me. "Three years?"
I shrugged. "I guess."
The TSA agent set my mother's license down, then pulled out his radio and said something I couldn't hear. "Excuse me, ma'am," he said, getting to his feet. "I'm gonna need you to step to the side."
Mom looked back at us, startled.
"What exactly is the issue?" My dad said, but a second TSA agent approached.
"Is this her?"
Mom sighed. "Did I forget to take my nail clippers out of my purse again?"
A third TSA agent approached, this one with a pair of zip ties in hand. "Ma'am, we need you to come with us."
Dad stepped in between her and the agents. "What the hell is going on?"
One of the agents looked at my mother and said, "Ma'am, are you aware that you're on the Do Not Fly List?"
We stood there in silence for a moment. Then, my father and I spoke at once:
"Mom's a CRIMINAL?"
"You put my wife on a TERRORIST watchlist?"
Mom put her hands up to stop us. "Oh, I was afraid of this." She turned to the agent.
"I thought that expired years ago?"
The agent frowned. "There's no expiration for assaulting a flight attendant."
She put her hand on her hip and huffed. "Well, she was a bitch."
Dad stepped forward. "We're supposed to be at a wedding on Saturday."
The agent shook his head. "She's not getting on any flight any time soon."
I threw my hands up. "Looks like we're going home. Sorry, Larson!"
"Oh, stop it." Mom waved away the zip ties. "You don't need those, I'm leaving." She turned to us. "You two should still go. I'll be fine at home, don't worry."
"Are you sure?" Dad frowned. "Maybe you could drive up--"
"Oh, don't be ridiculous. You know I'm narcoleptic when I drive." She sighed. "No, it'll be good to have the weekend to myself. Plus, you boys can do a little bonding. 'No girls allowed' and all."
I felt a knot in my stomach. The whole weekend in a hotel room alone with my father? This was NOT part of the plan. But as we said goodbye to Mom and continued through security, I couldn't think of a way out of it. I would just have to be strong and resist the temptation to think about fucking my dad.
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"What do you mean there's only one bed?!"
The little gay man behind the front desk looked startled at my hysteria. "I-I'm sorry," he stuttered. "There was a mix-up with your room. But it's a King-sized bed, so there should be more than enough room--"
"We'll be fine." Dad gave me a stern look. "There's no need to make a scene."
"But..." I wanted to protest, but I couldn't actually think of a reasonable excuse for why I was so opposed to sharing a bed with my father. I was afraid of being turned on by his masculine energy and his big hairy cock? That wouldn't fly. So I kept my mouth shut and followed Dad to the elevator, pushing our bags on one of those little wheeled dollies.