My wife and I had been invited to a friend's costume party in mid-June. It was a perfect night for an outdoor party. The air was warm, not too humid and the camp fires around the property kept the dampness and chill out of the air. There were people all over the place but the majority were centered around the pool and outdoor bar area.
I had been talking with Marco, an old friend and getting my drink on when my wife came over. The music was loud and there were a lot of people there. Marco and a couple of his buddies were telling some great stories that I hadn't heard before. As the music pumped and the crowd moved around us, we all brushed up against each other but I kept bumping into my wife again and again. She was standing freakishly close to me.
"What are you doing?" I finally asked annoyed, yelling towards her ear over the music but wanting to hear Marco's story he was telling.
"I want to go," she stated flatly, drawing a line across her throat.
"What? Why?!" I asked incredulously.
"I'll walk home if you want to stay," she said shortly.
"What? Hold on, let's go inside so I can hear you," I said, holding her arm and walking inside.
My wife and I are about the same height and build. She has long beautiful blond hair and nice breasts. I have short cropped hair and I'm fit. She's a pharmaceutical rep and I'm a diving instructor so our jobs both require us to stay in shape. Mine has the additional requirement to being kept shaved clean when swimming or diving.
We went into the first empty room on the right. It was a basement den with a couch, a desk and a small bathroom in it. We closed the door behind us to drown out the loud party outside.
"What's going on?" I asked, taking off my helmet. I had come dressed as Iron Man.
"It's not a big deal, I guess," she said.
"What the hell Vicky?! Tell me why you want to go already," I asked again, getting upset.
"All the guys are being grabby and I want to go," she said.
"What do you mean by grabby?" I asked.
"You know, grabbing my ass and tits," she said demonstrating for me.
"Take that thing off, would you?" I asked looking at her horse head mask.
She took it off and set it on the floor.
"One of those guys practically had his hand in my panties!" She exclaimed looking up at me.
"No one's done anything to me," I laughed.
"Yea, no shit!" She stupidly laughed out, grabbing my Iron Man clad chest.
"Fine, let's switch," I told her, starting to take my Iron Man chest plate and pants off.
"You're serious? You're going to put my dress and horse head on?" She asked doubtfully.
"If it means that much to you, ya. I don't give a shit if someone grabs my ass," I stated drunkenly.
"Fine," she said and started disrobing.
She got down to her bra and panties and looked at me expectantly.
"What?" I asked, pulling her dress up over my jeans.
"I need those jeans, dip shit," she said.
I hadn't thought of that. I didn't wear underwear, never have. I pulled my jeans down and handed them over. She slid them on and cinched my belt around her waist. She slid the Iron Man chaps up over the front of her legs, took her bra off (freeing her beautiful breasts!), put my shirt on, slid the Iron Man chest plate on and handed me her bra.
"What's this for?" I asked holding her bra out.
"Put it on, unless you don't want to fill out the top of that dress. We'll stuff it with toilet paper," she said helpfully, walking into the bathroom and coming out with hand fulls of bum wad.
Whatever. I didn't care. I was already half in the bag anyway. I awkwardly put the bra on and watched her fill up my cups. By the time she was done, I had a nice rack! I smiled and played with them. I jumped up and down, watching the action.
"Not bad!" I said, grabbing them seductively, raising my eyebrows at her.
"Better get used to it," she stated, handing me the horse head mask.
I pulled the rest of the dress on, over the bra and slid the mask over my head. My mouth was actually in the neck of the horse and my eyes looked out the mouth. It fit weirdly but it was tight enough so I didn't have to worry about it coming off.
She put the Iron Man helmet on and we looked at each other. I shrugged my shoulders and walked towards the door. She hurriedly stepped in front of me and opened the door.
"Ladies first," she said in a low voice.
The loud music took an immediate effect and we started talking louder.
"I'm going for a beer," I half yelled.
"You better talk higher than that!" She said in her low voice.