It's been three years, six months, and forty-seven days since I've been laid. A jail with no women is hell within itself. I'm in here because of attempted robbery, but the stuff was rightfully mine! The bitch of a girlfriend at the time stole my things and when I went to get the stuff back, she called the fucking cops on me; and so I ended up here. I guess the only good thing out of this is that I lost five inches from my waist, and gained fifteen pounds of pure muscle.
So, I've got about four months left until I'm out of this hell. I heard the guards saying how I'll be getting a cell mate since I've been on good behavior. Hey, that sounds pretty good to me, someone to talk to until I'm gone. It was about two days later until my new cell mate came in. He said his name was Seth and that he was in for robbing a store of two-hundred dollars. So, we chatted for a while and I realized something; he was someone to fuck.
"This whole world is fucked up. Don't you think so, Jed?"
"Seth, if you can't fuck the world first, it'll pin you down and fuck you."
"Damn Jed, quite a philosophy you got there I see. Shit man."
I looked over at Seth laying there on the floor next to the bed. He was kind of short for a guy, maybe about 5' 10'', with black hair and red streaks, green eyes and lots of muscle. Myself? I'm about 6' 3'', strawberry blonde hair, navy blue eyes, and I was ripped. I glanced down towards his pants and tried to determine how big he was, and if I'd actually screw him just to relieve myself.
"Alright ladies! Shower time, let's go!"
Hey, I guess the showers are where I'll find out. So, we headed of for the showers and dropped our pants outside the stall entryway. I glanced down quickly and saw that he was a pretty big guy, I guess about seven or eight inches as compared to my five inches, and stepped into the shower.
"So, Seth, have a girl back home waiting for you?"
"Hell no, she cheated on me with another woman and left me. It's been a year since I've been fucked."
"Hey, it's been three years for me, so I know how you feel."