During the Covid period, both my wife and I had to work from home which meant an endless stream of telecons and emails for both of us. Both of our kids had moved out, so we enjoy being together and have an active sex life. I am, however, bisexual and every once in a while enjoy the "call of the wild."
I am 50 years old, quite hairy but not heavy enough to be considered a bear, but too heavy to be considered an otter, so I call myself "beatter."
During that time, just to get out of the house after working all day, every evening around 5.30 pm, I took a walk in a small nature preserve close to our house that starts near the residential area and winds around a large pond and into a bushy wooded area. At that time of the evening there were very few people out and about.
On the first evening, as I entered the more desolate wooded area of the walk, I met a couple, probably in their early 30's walking a female German Shepherd which was apparently named Sasha. They were both very good looking, the wife a natural blond dressed in a tight-fitting training suit highlighting her curvy figure and the man had a tall, slim, muscular build. He wore loose sweat pants and even from a distance I could see was well hung by the large pendulum swinging in his pants.
On this evening I was wearing a black T-shirt that contrasted nicely with my medium long salt-and-pepper beard and reasonably tight sweat pants that didn't hide my package. As I neared the couple my package had grown somewhat. The couple nodded a hello and I nodded back. In addition, the man discreetly turned his eyes toward me and raised his left eyebrow a little bit. I squinted my eyes a little bit to signal that the message was received and appreciated. Over the next five evenings, I met them at the same spot and the ritual was repeated.