The following story is true. It contains nothing unusual. Nothing that hasn't happened a million times to a million people. This story's not really mine, and I will give credit where credit is due. It's the story of a teenager jerkin' off. That's about it.
My family moved around a lot. Now once upon a time, we lived in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. Despite popular myth, Saskatoon's not a bad town. Though, not a great town for a teenage kid with nothing but Home Schooling and a mountain bike.
Yes, fine, I was home-schooled. And I do regret it's rendered me socially maladjusted, but that comes with a satisfaction that only the socially maladjusted can know.
Now, this story begins with my older brother.
Upon cleaning his room one day, my mother discovered his stash of porno magazines. She demanded he throw them out, but throw them out he did not. Oh, he threw out ten or so, just so as not to raise suspicion. The rest he tucked neatly under the front steps β a huge hollow box-like stair of concrete.
I learned none of this, until I noticed a shiny cover jutting from under the porch one day. I got down on my hands and knees and dug away at the gravel until I could pull it out.
Gallery
magazine.
My gut tightened β I felt sick with nerves. I tucked it under my pants and pulled my shirt over top, and dashed through the front door and up intoβ¦
Hey, we all know where this story goes. The bathroom had a lock.
Now I must admit, I was quite enchanted with the sight of a woman's full-fledged features for the first time. I recall my favorite spread; a redhead who I swear was natural. Looked like a girl-next-door, posing against one of those ancient Chevy trucks. Her pale skin glowing before the chrome and candy-apple shine. Wet marks on the leather seats.
But this story's not about her, either. This story is about the first sex story
I
ever read. I can't take credit for it. It's not even a story β supposedly, it's true. It's one of those letters people send in to stroke mags.
I can't remember any names. Or the title. But phrases. Images, are burned in my memory. I'll try to recreate it here for you now, as best I can. The letter was first-person, but I'll give you third;
Jimmy. Jimmy's a young lad of eighteen years, living in a small town in the American Midwest in the late fifties. He wears wool pants and swell checkered shirts. He's had a girlfriend or two, but never gotten further than first base.
Now that's not to say Jimmy's some loser. He's any guy just like you or me or your brother or your dad. He just hasn't been laid. He's on the football team β though he's just the guy who kicks the ball. And it's such a small town, no one really gives a shit about the sports anyway.
So back to Jimmy. Now Jimmy was hoping to cruise off with his friends for the summer between his graduation from high school and induction into college. But Jimmy's mother wasn't havin' it. Before he even got to throw his grad cap, she'd arranged a nice little job with the lady down the street β we'll call her Mrs. Robinson. He'd be mowing her lawn, doing odd jobs for her for the rest of the summer.
(cough cough)
So off Jimmy goes to Mrs. Robinson's. Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know / whoah whoah whoah / whoah whoah whoah.
When he arrives, she meets him at the door in a t-shirt and sweat pants. He swears that even through that baggy shirt, he can see her nipples. Her breasts are so full, her hips so curvy, he starts a sweat just following her through the house as she pointed to this and that, explaining his duties.
Soon he was indeed working his ass off, but staring at her the entire time. He'd be vacuuming, making sure she didn't see the way his less-than-docile hardon was nearly succeeding in busting its way through his jeans.
It became apparent that she had no interest in him, and he contents himself with jerking off at night to the etched-and-burned glances of her in her swimsuit, sunbathing. Her in her robe. Her smiling at him, while his dick screamed at him. Throbbing so hard it hurt.