Author's note: The events of this story happen in the "universe" of my previous short story, The Protest, that I uploaded on December 2017. I'm planning on making a series of stories on that world, where the characters of each story will be connected somehow.
Regarding now the erotic scenes I describe in these stories, they are a product of pure imagination. And so are the characters described.
Additionally, such sexual practices should always be done using protection under all circumstances, and especially when brothels are visited!
That being said, have fun and enjoy the story!
You Bet! Ch.1 - by Charkas
They crossed that desolated city square of Athens. The moon played games with the clouds and the street lights flickered. Michalis, one of the main protagonists of this story, asked Thomas "But why did you accept his bet? The odds are against us!"
"You know very well Michali that I had no choice! TC is going to keep his word anyway."
"You are
way
too naïve Thomas!" Michalis said.
Thomas, Michalis' good friend for a long time, was in contrast to the apostle Thomas, extremely gullible. He had opened a tripe shop in the area about 5 years ago and everything seemed to be going well.
But, if that was so, then what did they do walking around in the middle of the night? And who the heck was TC? What kind of bet did Thomas place with him and why? Let's go back a few hours to find out . . .
***
Late in the afternoon. Michalis and Thomas kept each other company at the tripe shop, as they used to do every now and then. The crowd made a buzz that overcame their conversation. Luckily for them.
"You know Michalis," Thomas said, "sometimes I get very bored. I can't find a way to use my time productively!"
"What do you mean?" Michalis asked.
"Well, you see, it's boring to do the same things everyday! Serve people the same food and do the same type of work all these years! I want to do something new!"
"You're right Thomas!" Michalis agreed. "Following the routine has never worked for me either, I always look try out new activities! But have you come up with anything?"
"I did make my research a few years ago. I tried to do things that absorbed my mind. One of my ideas was to make my tax declaration . . ."
"Ohh, you found a very exciting thing to do . . ." Michalis replied in a sarcastic tone.
"Yes," Thomas said not realizing the sarcasm in Michalis' voice, "but I got bored of that as well. I haven't done my tax declaration for the last 3 years!"
"What the hell?!" Michalis stood up shocked. "You're not paying your taxes three years now??"
"Exactly . . . "
"Dammit Thomas, you want to get in trouble with the tax agency?"
"No, I don't!" Thomas said. "But, don't worry, this won't happen!"
"And what makes you so sure of that?"
"Because tax officers are ineffective and stupid! And on top of that, business is going better than ever! Why would things become worse all of a sudden?"
"Tax collectors are neither stupid nor ineffective Thomas," Michalis replied seriously "on the contrary, they are cunning and corrupt, a very dangerous combination of traits!"
Thomas laughed "You have no idea what you're talking about!"
"Not at all," Michalis said, "haven't you heard stories about how the tax agents invade businesses and shut them down?"
"I have, but I think they are exaggerated." Thomas replied in disbelief. "Should we believe every single rumour that we hear?"
"No, but I know a few people who had their asses kicked by the tax office." Michalis said.
"Well, nobody's going to do anything to my business!" Thomas shot back angrily.
"Okay Thomas," said Michalis sitting down again, "but just to let you know, no one is exempt from the law . . ."
Putting their conversation to a halt, they both remained silent. Everything seemed to be quiet and go as scheduled, when Michalis' eyes caught the figure of a strange man outside.
Tall, around 1.95m with his characteristic grey beard reaching his chest area in length. His attire, a black gabardine with a white shirt and trousers visible inside. He headed decisively towards the tripe shop, striding fast.
The weird looking gentleman entered the tripe shop and went directly to the cashier.
"What would you like to have sir?" asked Thomas the tall man.
"I'd like to make an order," he replied. The bass tone of his voice made the wooden bench tremble.
"Alright then, have a sit please." Thomas suggested.
The beardy gentleman sat at a table, still appearing taller than Thomas due to the fluffiness of his hair.
Placing a new tablecloth, Thomas asked "What would you like to eat?"
"1kg cocorechi please!" the man replied.
"1kg?" Thomas thought and raised his eyebrow. "What is he, a shark?" He then said to the man "Coming in ten minutes!" and went to the kitchen to give the order to the cook.
Returning to the cashier next to Michalis he said "Quite an edacious looking fellow we have here." referring to the unknown gentleman.
"Yes, indeed." Michalis agreed who could hear their conversation.
Thomas served the cocorechi dish to the man himself. The moment the big plate touched the table, the weird fellow went full bulimic.
Thomas stood above the strange man curious, looking him eat the cocorechi like fruit cream.
"So, where is your tax declaration?" the tall man suddenly asked Thomas.
"Why do you want to know?" Thomas asked nervously, caught off guard.
"Cause I work for the tax agency!"
Thomas' jaw dropped and he couldn't even reply.
"What's wrong?" the beardy gentleman said, "Cat ate your tongue?"
"No, it's not that," Thomas said, "it's just that . . ."
"What?"
Michalis knew Thomas well and realised that he was about to do something utterly stupid. Thomas carried that nature within him. Naïve stupidity.
So time began passing extremely slowly and Michalis started to run towards the two guys, eyes wide open with horror, his right hand reaching out in desperation with the thought of Thomas' mouth saying the worst thing he could possibly say in his entire life. "Nooooooo!!" he shouted, everything still playing in slow motion.
He would have prevented the bad thing from happening, but . . . greasy porkchop leftovers on the floor! Time unfrozen! Michalis slipped like stepping over a banana and fell like woodcutters' trophy on the ground. SLAM!
"I haven't paid my taxes for the last three years!" Thomas said and his face retained that inno -
cent
stupidity. It would cost him dearly.
The bearded man stopped eating and stared at Thomas gravely. Then his beard started laughing. Then the mouth. Then the eyes. Then the whole body followed in the laughter. He laughed so heavily, almost jumping from his wooden chair, with his extremely bass voice switching to extremely high pitched tones and visa - versa, making it sound as if it came from a comedy show that only the mentally ill would find funny.
And if
you
did find it funny as well, don't sweat, everyone gets a bit crazy from time to time.
"Guhh - guhh," the man spat cocorechi chunks on the floor almost drowning in his frenzy. "Oh man!" he said continuing his laughter. "That's the first time I witness a tax evasion of that magnitude being thrown at my face like this!"
"Oh really?" Thomas asked keeping his innocent look.
The tax collector ignored the silly question and gazed at Thomas furiously "Do you have any idea how much you'll have to pay for this?"
"No . . ."
"Around a million euros!"
"Oh no!" Thomas said petrified. "How am I supposed to find that much money?"
The tax collector looked around him. "From what I see, your business is doing just fine!" he said. "You only need to remove the
fine
!" After that, he proceeded on finishing off his meal.
Michalis and Thomas could only imagine what that would mean for Thomas' business and both froze in place.
Gulping the last chunk of his 1kg cocorechi meal, the tax collector burped loudly. A burp so fierce that a small piece of meat launched from his stomach and hit the wall, making a collision so strong that broke part of the plaster off. Fatality!
"That little piece was raw", the beardy tax collector said. "The food tasted delicious nevertheless!" He continued talking "Judging by both your expressions, I can guess that neither of you can pay the amount. So I have a better idea!"
"We're listening!" Michalis said.
Through his tightened and sinisterly formed smiling lips, the tax collector spoke the following words "I suggest we place a bet!"
"What kind of bet?" Thomas asked.
"Nearby is the red light district of Athens. I bet that you can't find a prostitute working there that is also a virgin!" the tax collector said. "Well, at least
I