David studied the new chemistry teacher Ms. Thompson. She was short, perhaps five feet tall without heels. She was wearing a bulky jacket today, as she almost always did. However, her shapeless clothing didn't fully conceal her thin frame, with narrow shoulders and almost no hips.
David thought Ms. Thompson's best feature was her face. She always had a kind expression, with thick, black rimmed glasses framing warm eyes.
As soon as the new teacher had arrived at their school, David had liked her. Although they didn't get many chances to talk, David felt an easy connection with her. He felt relaxed and confident around her, as if they had known each other for years.
"...That's why rare earth metals are used in virtually all modern electronic equipment," Ms. Thompson concluded.
The bell rang, signaling the end of class. The class began to pack up their things.
"Class hike tomorrow! Don't forget to bring rain gear!" Ms. Thompson announced as people began to trickle out.
David walked out to his locker with Greg Adams, his best friend.
They were a mismatched pair. David was average height and size, while Greg was tall and thick, built like an ox. They were best friends and known each other since elementary school.
"So what do you think of our new chem teacher?" Greg asked him.
"Ms. Thompson? She's cool," David said. "I liked today's lecture."
"You like all her lectures, man," Greg said. "You're such a teacher's pet."
"No, I'm not," David said just a little too quickly.
Greg stopped and stared and David. "Woah, man. A bit defensive much? You're not sweet on Ms. Thompson, are you?"
David said, "No, of course not."
Greg was like a dog with a bone when he found something to hold on to. "You are, man! Wow! Why Ms. Thompson?"
"Ssshhh...." David said. "Keep it down!"
"Oh, sorry," Greg said. He leaned in and said in a loud whisper, "Why do you like Ms. Thompson?"
"I don't like Ms. Thompson," David protested. He paused a beat. "But even if I did, so what?"
"I mean, I can see wanting to get it on with a teacher," Greg said. "The forbidden fruit and all that. But if you were going to go after a teacher, Ms. Thompson would be the last person I would pick. She is so un-hot."
David was bothered by this. "Come on. She's not that bad."
"Not that bad? Woman's as flat as a board! My twelve year old cousin has more curves than her," Greg said.
"Really? Are you sure? She's always wearing teacher clothes," David said.
"I can tell," Greg said, grinning. "Can't you?"
David said. "You're a breast guy."
"And proud of it," Greg said. "Gimme a pair of big jugs any time. Something I can grab," he said, crudely mimicking a palming gesture, as if he were holding a pair of basketballs.
"There's more to chicks than tits, Greg." David said.
"Yes," Greg responded with mock seriousness, "there's also ass."
David snickered. Greg was an idiot, but he was David's best friend. "Some girls have personality, wit, and... that special something. A spark, maybe."
"Nah," Greg said dismissively. "Dating a girl without great tits only makes sense if you can't find a girl with great tits who will date you. And if you can't find a girl with great tits, you get a girl with good tits. And if you can't find that, you should just give up."
"You're an idiot, Greg," David said, laughing.
"And proud of it," Greg said, guffawing. "Hey, but seriously. If you're going to go after taboo booty, make sure it's HOT taboo booty, all right? Don't waste your time with Ms. Thompson."
***
Carol Thompson held up her shirt and sighed. She was going to hate this hike. She disliked public events outside the classroom because she never knew what to wear.
The truth was that she felt intensely self-conscious about her appearance. Her face was okay, but it wasn't anything to write home about.
She was most insecure about her body. When she was a girl, as other girls had begun to fill out, she maintained the same boyish frame. Throughout high school, she had looked with jealousy around the women's locker room at the bodies of her classmates as they had filled out through adolescence.
With another sigh, she picked a loose fitting pair of sweat pants and a billowy windbreaker. Hopefully she could hide in these.
***
It was a warm, sticky afternoon. The class chattered excitedly as they followed the dark and windy path. The combined science classes of Thompson High were on their long-planned trip, a hike through a hilly forested area. Dark clouds had gathered over the sky.
The last two people in the line, just barely keeping up with the rest of the group, were David and Greg.
"So," Greg said, looping one meaty arm around David's shoulder. "What do you think of our little hike?"
"It's nice," David said blandly. "I feel like we're in elementary school again."
"Yeah, but the girls are so much hotter now," Greg said. "Like Eleanor."
Just ahead of them, walking by herself, was the homecoming queen, Eleanor DeRoyal. Eleanor was a senior, like both Greg and David. Apart from being the homecoming queen, Eleanor was the head cheerleader and a top honors student.
Eleanor was gorgeous and carried herself in a way that showed she knew it. She had raven black hair accenting a dynamite figure, the curves that should have belonged to a woman of 30 years rather than girl of 18. A cloud of the most popular boys in school seemed to always follow her around. She never gave guys like Greg or David the time of day.
"Eleanor's all woman," Greg said. "She must have the best breasts on the entire West Coast."
David punched him on the arm. "God, you're such a caveman. Eleanor isn't just a pair of breasts, you dumbass."
"Eleanor's body is a work of art, like the Venus de Milo or some shit. No, she's like the Hanging Gardens of Babylon," Greg said, leering at her.
"You should go up and talk to her," David said.
"Nah, I'm good," Greg said. "I'd prefer to just stare at her ass."
"Idiot," David said, laughing.
"And proud of it," Greg said, guffawing. "Maybe I will go see if Eleanor could use some stud muffin company."
Greg jogged ahead of Greg to chase the beautiful teen. David watched him tap her on the shoulder and then strike up a conversation.
For the next few minutes, David walked by himself. Although Greg could act like a Neanderthal, he was very fun to hang out with.
David was so distracted that he failed to see Ms. Thompson tying her shoes in the middle of the path. He tripped over her and fell sprawling to the ground.
"Oh my god! Are you okay!" Ms. Thompson said. As she bent over him, her glasses slipped down her nose.
"I think so," David groaned, dusting himself off. He stood up and looked down. He had skinned his knee and scraped his hands.