The 22 Year Old Virgin in College (fm)
By AnonymousNin
1
At the bus stop I sat and read a thick book, like usual.
There were only three people at the bus stop: me, a guy with a man bun, and a blonde sorority girl.
Man bun and sorority girl were talking to one another.
I couldn't help but to overhear their conversation as I read.
"Do you want to have an interesting and funny chat," the guy asked the girl
"Sure, why not, " she replied
"I propose that we should have sex sometime, are you down?" the guy said with a big smile
"What the f--" the girl said with a genuine laugh.
"--no, no, hear me out--"
The girl smiled and laughed some more.
"We had like one class together, we never hang out, we probably won't ever hang out. I like you and you like me, so, why not, you know?.
"Yeah, why not," the girl said with a laugh
"And I'm pretty good at it," the guy said with a laugh.
"I bet you are," still laughing, "fine, fine, you're right, we should sometime, ya know,"
The bus arrived and the three of us boarded.
2
All day I thought about that long haired guy and that girl. What sort of magic did I just witness? A guy asking a girl first thing in the morning-- at the bus stop crying out loud!--
if she wanted to have sex. And she said yes! What the fuck.
How did this guy do that? Was it really that easy to have sex?
3
Later in the week I was at the bus stop reading.
It was just me and the long haired, tan, man bun, smooth talker.
I had to say something.
"Hello," I blurted out, "I uh, I like your shirt," I said, attempting to save myself.
The guy smiled, "uh, thank you," he said, glancing down to his plain white T.
"Is it alright if I ask you something?"
"Sure," he said
"I couldn't help but overhear you the other morning, when you asked that girl if she wanted to, you know."
"Oh yeah, turns out the sexual chemistry between us is pretty great," he said with a hearty smile.
"Yeah, well, I'm wondering, how did you do that?"
"Do what?"
"Get someone to have sex with you?"
He laughed, "I just smiled and asked."
"Yeah, but, how come that worked?"
"I don't know, I genuinely was interested in her and wanted to have sex with her, so I just asked."
"That's it?"
"That's about it," he said, "it also helps that I'm a funny guy, so if she said no, the whole experience would just be funny, and we both could just laugh it off."
"Really?"
"Really," the guy stretched out his arm, "I'm Jake by the way."
"Cat," I replied as I shook his hand, "it's short for Catherine, and it's good to meet you."
The bus arrived and Jake and I boarded.
4
Jake sat down next to me one the bus
"Why are you so interested in the first place?" Jake asked
"Well, to be honest, its just that, I never have had sex before." I said
"Do you want to?"
"Well, uh, yeah, duh, doesn't everyone, I mean, yeah I do."
"I mean, you're a girl, like, if you just asked any guy at this school I am sure they would say yes."
"Really, it's that easy?"
"Really," Jake said, "no hesitation, I would say yes if you asked me," he said with a smile.
"And I hear you're pretty good too," I said and we both started to laugh. "What about the blonde sorority girl?"
"Oh, we are just fuckbuddies, it's not like we are dating. And it sounds like you are looking for a fuckbuddy too."
"I don't know what I am looking for, but I would like to fuck, finally."
(it was so freeing saying the word 'fuck' to this stranger).
"What year are you by the way?" Jake asked.
"I am a senior, you?"
"Freshman, Jake said, "wow that's crazy, it's almost impressive that you have been at this school for four years and still haven't gotten dicked down by some Sigma Nu frat boy."
I laughed.
"Yeah, I guess it is."
"Like I said, I'll have sex with you," Jake said with a laugh, "if you just ask politely."
Jake's sense of humor was contagious.
"Can I think about it," I said with a smile, "but probably, I'm down."
"Ok, let me see your phone, if you want to fuck, text me, if not, just leave my number alone.
The bus arrived at the school campus, and Jake and I went our own separate ways.
I looked through the contacts in my phone and found Jake's.
Fuckbuddy Jake
5
All day I thought about Jake. Should we have sex? My instinctive immediate reaction-- yes, we should. But, the more I thought about it the more nervous I became.
'It's time,' I thought to myself. I would have sex with anyone at this point, just to get my first body out of the way.
6
Mid-day, I summoned some bravery, and I texted young freshman Jake:
"I've thought about it and I am down."
"Sweet, how about tonight then?"
"Sounds good, can we do it at my apartment?"
"Sure 👍"
"Sweet, I live in apartment 801, can you come over at 9?"
"Sounds good, I'll see you then Cat!"
7
Alone at my apartment, I paced the hardwood floors. I was nervous.
8
Jake arrived.
I led him through my apartment and into my bedroom.
Jake was taken aback by the two large bookshelves in my room.
"Oh, you've been too busy reading these last four years. All this reading has left no time for sexy times."