Me (William), Lotta and Ruben are sitting in a group room during English class, too tired to do any work. Instead, we sit and chat with each other and my birthday happens to come up.
Ruben - Hey, it's your birthday soon, William! Finally nineteen like the rest of us.
Me - *Nodding slightly looking down at the table*.
Lotta - Wait, when is your birthday?
Me - In exactly 3 days, I say with a little ironic concern in my eyes.
Ruben - Have you experienced everything you want to do in your teenage years haha, he says a little teasingly because we both play a lot of computer games and have never received so much attention from the female population. Ruben has at least dated a bit but exactly what he has experienced with them is a bit unclear. Maybe a lot, but probably very little.
Me - Ah well! It feels great to still be a virgin, still never even kissed anyone! I die of happiness, of course!
Ruben - Ah, but you have three days. Step up!
I give Ruben an annoyed expression.
Lotta - Is that what you want? To lose your virginity?
Me - It's kind of my life goal now. I just wish I had gotten it done, completed, so I can start focusing on more important things. It will never go away from my head. I'm panicking.
Lotta - I haven't had sex for over a month. I understand you.
Ruben - Oh my god, Lotta... *he says without trying to smile*
I look up at Lotta with a dissatisfied look.
Lotta - Haha sorry! I'm joking! Or well no, im not... but I just wanted to joke! But is it true that you will stop being so depressed if you got laid today?
Me - Yes! It would solve all my problems. I'm not joking.
Lotta - William, meet me in the resting room in 5 minutes. *she walks towards the door*
Ruben - Huuuuuuuh?!
I try to say something but there are no words. I'm just confused and see the door close behind Lotta as she leaves the room.
Me - She trolls so hard. Why is she doing this to me?
Ruben - *laughs in confusion*
Me - If I leave the room and go there, I'm an idiot. She doesn't want to sleep with me.
Ruben - Just go and check I guess. *smiles*
Me - Are you in on this? You're messing with me.
Ruben - Brother, I have no idea what just happened. She might actually be there. I wouldn't be surprised if she's dick hungry now that she's single for once.
Me - Then I can't not go there. I'll go and see that she's not there, come back here in 30 seconds and act like I never left the room when she comes back. If she pulls a prank, I change schools. Okay?
Ruben - Aight, see you in 30 seconds then. *goes in for a handshake*
I leave the group room and move past the lockers on my way to the resting room.
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The door to the rest room opens from the inside after my knock.
Lotta - Close it quickly, she says with a small smile.
Me - Are you serious? Because otherwise you are pulling an extremely nasty prank.
Lotta unbuttons her light green cardigan. She is short, blonde and blue-eyed. She has what I myself would call perfectly shaped proportions. Medium-sized breasts, big and beautiful ass for her height, and well-trained legs.