It's a beautiful Saturday morning. The sun was shining. The birds were singing. Well, they are not really singing. Some are whistling. I heard one very loud woodpecker destroying my neighbor's siding. I am enjoying the sound of that woodpecker. That neighbor is a pecker to the whole neighborhood. Keep pecking Mr. Woodpecker keep pecking!!! This also means that Mary will be coming to spend a couple of days with me, and I can't wait.
If you haven't read my pervious story "A surprise visit to a nude beach "let me give you the very, very, very short version to catch you up. Mary and I have been just friends for over 13 years. We live 8 hours away from each other. Don't see each other in person a lot. She stopped by 2 days ago before she went to her family event to be with me for a couple of hours. We decided to go to the beach. Ended up at nude beach. Mary is smoking hot and I spent most of the time there laying on my stomach because Mary caused me to have a constant erection.
Right now, I am putting fresh sheets on my bed. I hear that damn ringtone going off in the family room. Note to self "Change that damn ringtone!!!!" I'm trying to get to my phone but my ADT(A Doberman Team) security system was in front of me walking very slow. I guess they were snuffing for bombs? As I tried to pass them I couldn't. Do you know how hard it is to pass three Doberman walking slowly in the hallway? I do!!! The phone went to voicemail before I could answer it. I looked at the screen and saw the call was from Mary, so I called her right back.
When she picked up the call she said, "Are you screening my phone calls now?"
I said, "No I was putting fresh sheets on my bed, my phone was in the family room and my damn ADT security system was walking very, very, very slow in front of me."
She laughed and said "Putting fresh sheets on your bed? Are you planning on getting lucky today?"
I said, "No I am not planning on getting lucky I am planning on getting lucky a couple of times today."
She laughed and informed me according to her GPS she was two hours away and told me she would see me soon. That gave me enough time to get the house ready and go shopping for food.
While I was watching a ballgame on TV my ADT security system went off. Then I heard a vehicle pulling up my driveway and I saw Mary's blue truck. I went out to greet her. As she got out of her truck, she gave me a big hug. Her Voodoo was already working, and I am sure she felt it on her leg. She did and grabbed the front of my shorts.
"I see or should I say feel someone is happy to see me."
I was busted but I didn't care. I made us lunch and she told me about the good time she had with her family and what they did.
Once we were done eating lunch Mary said, "Why don't you show me the fresh sheets you were talking about?" You don't have to ask me twice, so we were off to the bedroom. They do look fresh however I don't think I should get on your fresh sheets with these dirty clothes."
I'm thinking to myself that is a great suggestion. I grabbed her wrists and raised her arms above her head as I slowly removed her tank top. Now I am staring at her bra which enclosed her beautiful breasts. I see her looking at me waiting for my expression. I already had a smile from ear-to-ear and then it hit me. The smile left my face, and a wicked smile came on her face as I realized why she had that wicked smile. Her bra was the same color as her truck blue. Damn Gator colors!!!
She started to dance around the room saying "Gator Nation" and doing that damn gator chomp with her arms.
She ran out of the bedroom and into the hallway. Once she took two steps into the hallway she came to a complete stop. She was frozen in time. I thought she saw the errors of her ways and was going to change teams, I was wrong. 30 feet at the end of the hallway was the true answer. My ADT system was up on all fours staring at her. She didn't know what to do. It's payback time.
I told her "Don't move. Stay very, very still" and she did. I next whispered in her ear "At the time I thought it would be a good idea to train them to tear up blue and orange items." She looked at me with a little fear in her eyes. Now I feel a little bit bad at what I did next. Out of her line of sight I gave my ADT team a hand signal to walk slowly towards me and they did. Mary, we need to remove the colors and hope they stop. With that I unhooked her blur bra and quickly put it behind my back. I then gave the hand signal for them to stop and they did. Not wanting to miss an opportunity I reached up and held both of her beautiful breasts in my hand. She let out a gasp, but she was still focused on the three Dobermans. I was bad and put both of her nipples between my thumb and index finger. I gave them a little tug and began to squeeze them.
She turned her head towards me and told me to "Stop they could attack her."
I said "No they won't." With an inquisitive look on her face, I said "Watch this."