It was Mark's lousy luck that the men's choir was to perform at uber-liberal Jenkins College on April 1. At least that was how his sophomore mentor on the choir, Charles, felt about it when he arrived at breakfast that morning just before they left for the concert. Or it just might prove to be a stroke of great luck for Mark. That, Charles figured, was probably up to him at this point. But it did assuage his guilt a bit.
The guys had been teasing Mark all week with hints about how utterly, perversely radical Jenkins College was, including one particular quirk that Mark would just have to partake of when they got there. Charles reported to Chris and Mike at breakfast that their April Fool's ruse had been a complete success, whether he approved or not. "Guys, I think you could tell him the place is a nudist colony at this point, and he'd probably believe you!"
"Thank heavens it isn't," Chris quipped. "The one weekend out of the whole season that the women aren't joining us!"
"Would you really want to go to a nudist colony with that crowd anyway?" Mike asked.
"Dude, what are you talking about?" Chris replied. "Our ladies are beautiful!" He cast a longing eye across the dining hall at the table where the women's choir was congregating for their own solo trip. Most of them were in sweatshirts and jeans, their gowns packed away to be changed into at their destination; but even dressed casually they were a lovely bunch, with their coiffed hair and well-tended figures. Though some of them were longtime platonic friends, Chris had no qualms about admiring them all without a stitch of clothing among them. That was one drawback to a college as conservative as his own politics and attitude -- it did mean the women didn't put out for the most part.
"No, I mean the Jenkins girls," Mike said. "Bunch of smelly hippies -- I do
not
need to see them naked, and I don't want them corroding our lovely ladies with their crazy feminist ideas either."
"Sure gonna miss our ladies on the bus, though," Charles said. "No offense, but it's gonna be a long two hours with all you guys and just Patty, Lynn and Tanya."
"Speaking of whom," Mike asked, "Charles, I take it you've got them in on the joke?"
"Oh, uh, of course." Charles hoped he didn't sound too nervous. "Yeah, they're fine with it," he said.
"You don't look too sure," Chris said.
"Well, guys, I'm not," Charles confessed. "Doesn't this all seem kind of mean-spirited for an April Fool's joke? What's Mark really done to deserve to be humiliated like this?"
"Don't go soft on us, Charles," Mike ordered. "We all went through it when we were freshmen. I got handcuffed to my bed at a hotel on the spring break tour, and they freed me with just about one minute to get dressed before the bus left. I got my suit on, no harm done."
"I guess that just doesn't seem as bad as this, though," Charles said. "I feel sorry for Mark."
"Don't," Chris said. "If anything, the little brat ought to thank us for helping him grow up."
"I do feel kind of bad for Patty and them, though," Mike said, "Having to bother with a brat like Mark at all."
"Then maybe they should've kept their tits out of our men-only trip," Chris said. "I don't know what Miles was thinking, having us do a piece that needs three women on the only trip we've got to ourselves."
"It's a beautiful piece," Charles countered. "And I wonder if the girls want to be there any more than we want them there."
"They volunteered," Mike said. "Mrs. Peters asked for one soprano and two altos, and apparently she had plenty of volunteers to choose from."
"Figures they wouldn't want to leave us alone even this one lousy weekend," grumbled Chris. "Good for them agreeing to help us out with Mark, though."
"I guess." Charles figured it was best not to push the subject any harder anyway. His own April Fool's initiation having involved a fairly harmless prank about wearing his tux to a dress-down party, he concluded there were certain things he was never going to understand. Like why the men's choir called their director by his first name -- Miles -- while his wife's charges in the women's choir called her Mrs. Peters. Or why their very conservative Catholic college had anything to do with radical colleges like Jenkins in the first place. Or why anyone felt it was necessary to humiliate the new arrivals in the choir before welcoming them fully into the fold. Did the women do that, he wondered, letting his gaze wander to their table? Most of all, would his role in today's April Fool's trick put an end to the whole silly thing? He could only hope, both for himself and for Mark!
He was still thinking about all that when several other choir members -- including Mark -- arrived, so there was no further opportunity to comment on the matter. Just as well, Charles figured. A burst of screeches and laughs as Andy Burwell was treated to his freshman April Fool's joke -- a spurt of what looked like hot sauce but was really disappearing ink -- turned Charles' attention elsewhere for the moment anyway.
"So, tell me again," Mark said to Charles as the bus hurtled through the drizzly early spring morning not long afterward. "A coed locker room? And isn't it mostly guys using it, hoping to see a girl or two?"
"I dunno, probably," Charles said reluctantly. Figuring he had no choice, he went on. "But this is Jenkins College we're talking about. Maybe you've heard how most of the students there are gay anyway. Maybe that's why they started the coed locker room, some of them might be more comfortable that way."
"I hope Patty and Tanya and Lynn are okay with it," Mark said, casting a glance at the back of the bus where the trip's three token women were immersed in their own conversation. They all looked quite happy at least -- no sign of trepidation at being cast in with all the guys when it was time to change for the concert.
Charles laughed. "No, Mark, it's optional! There's a locker room for men only and one for women only, and then there's the coed one. Anyone who doesn't feel comfortable with it doesn't have to have anything to do with it! But you never know about Patty and them -- they did volunteer for this trip, after all."
"God, I hope so," Mark said with another, unapologetically longing look at the trio. Lynn, a lithe Asian, and flaxen haired Tanya were both cute, but it was tall Patty with her shaggy red hair and full figure whom Mark found truly enticing. As Mark took another discreet look at their corner of the bus, he saw Patty was in the midst of a joke that the others found hilarious, and was even treated to the sight of her generous breasts jiggling a bit as she laughed.
"You like Patty, don't you?" Charles had only the slightest reason to believe as much, but he was hopeful about it.
"Well...yeah," Mark admitted. "She's really nice, the few times we've talked at least, and I've been hoping to get to know her better. And that body!"