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Ben and his Grandfather Frank are not just family - they are friends. That's why Ben turned to his Grandpa Frank when he needed advice on how to relate to girls. Ben was interested in what Frank said; you will be too. All characters in this three-part story are adults 18 years old or older.
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The next time I saw Grandpa, he knew immediately why I was there.
"So, you and Beth had sex, didn't you?" Grandpa asked. "I can see it in your face, Ben. Feeling proud of yourself? You should. It's a big deal. Did everything go alright?"
"Everything went great, Grandpa!" I said. "It was amazing!"
"I can confirm that it will continue to be amazing," Grandpa said. "I've been having sex since I was your age, and it's just as amazing today as it was the first time I did it."
All I could think about was Beth. I remembered every detail about the way she looked, the way she felt, the way she sounded, and even the way she smelled. I couldn't imagine a finer girl, and I felt very proud that she was my girlfriend.
"What do I do next, Grandpa?" I asked.
"There is no wrong way to have sex, Ben," Grandpa said. "I imagine that Beth will be happy no matter what you do, but the way to make her as happy as possible is to keep finding new ways to have fun. Introduce her to something new, enjoy that for a few dates, then introduce the next new thing. There are an unlimited number of ways men and women can have sex. Find out what she likes most."
Grandpa could tell I didn't understand what he meant. "Ben, I imagine that a guy your age has seen porn on the internet. Look at what the actors do, and find something that looks interesting. You and Beth and beginners, so the obvious thing is for you to try different positions. You used the missionary position the first time, right? Try others. I particularly like the cowgirl because the view is so good and all the best parts of her body are easy to reach. A lot of people swear by doggy style.
"If you go online, you can find free copies of an ancient sex manual called the
Kama Sutra
. Look at the drawings of the positions there. A lot of those positions seem awkward to me, but others are very nice. I am particularly fond of one they call the Lotus. That's where you sit on the bed cross legged, and the girl sits on your lap facing you.
"Try a lot of positions with Beth, and find out which ones she likes most. I guarantee that she'll like it if you try new things. She'll understand that you're looking for new ways to make her happy, and I'm sure she'll find interesting ways to show her appreciation."
"That sounds great, Grandpa, but there isn't enough room in my car to do a lot of positions," I said. "We can barely do the missionary position in my cramped back seat."
Grandpa smiled. "I've been thinking about that, and I've got a solution for you," he said. "Follow me."
Grandpa led me to the van he kept parked behind his workshop. He and Grandma like to go camping, and they use the van to haul their stuff around. It's a nice, big van with a lot of cool features. The stereo is awesome. Grandpa opened the back door of the van and pointed to the cargo area. "When you fold the seats down, this space is big enough for a double bed," Grandpa said. "Does this look big enough?"
"It looks perfect, Grandpa. Does this mean I can borrow your van!?"
"That's what it means, Ben. Make sure you clean it inside and out before you take Beth anywhere," Grandpa said. "I've got plenty of cleaning supplies in the workshop. I've also got some wax; this van hasn't had a good coat of wax for a couple of years, and I'm sure Beth would rather ride around in a vehicle that looks sharp."
I noticed that the floor of the cargo area was made of steel. It did not look comfortable. "I'm going to need to put down something soft if we're going to have sex back here," I said.
"I thought of that," Grandpa said. "Watch and learn."
He went back into his workshop and returned with an armload of stuff. He threw something made of plastic in the back of the van. "This is the air mattress your Grandma and I use when we're camping. It inflates in a jiffy." He showed me an electric air pump that plugged into the cigarette lighter. He hooked it up, and very soon the mattress was inflated. It was as firm as the mattress on my bed, and I realized that if I got a couple of blankets, the air mattress would be perfect for me and Beth.
"I can't thank you enough, Grandpa. This is awesome!" I said.
"If you think it's awesome now, just wait until you and Beth try it out," he said.
I decided I wanted to start cleaning the van right then. Beth and I were going out that night, and I wanted it to be ready. Grandpa decided to help me, so he started vacuuming the interior while I got a bucket of soapy water to clean the vinyl seats and surfaces.
"Ben, there's one other thing I want to mention before you have a chance to get something wrong," Grandpa said. "Now that you and Beth have room to spread out, there's no reason you can't give her an experience that all women love. Sooner or later, you need to eat her pussy. You need to do it often, and you need to do it well. It's not complicated. All it takes is a little practice and a lot of enthusiasm."
"I'm not sure how to do that," I said.
"You'll figure it out. Just go slow," Grandpa said. "The reason I mention this is because a lot of guys don't like to eat pussy. For some reason, there's something about a nice wet pussy that they find to be unappetizing. Some guys think it's not sanitary.
"Ben, do not make that mistake. Never, ever, ever give Beth the impression that you are reluctant to go down on her. Do everything in your power to let her know that you think her pussy is the most delicious thing you've ever tasted, and that you can't get enough. It takes a special kind of stupid for a guy to avoid eating pussy. It only goes to prove what I always say: Fifty percent of guys are in the dumb half.
