"Do me a favor, will you?" Marge said one morning. I owed her a few, so I was willing. So long as it wasn't expensive.
"Sure," I said. "What do you need?"
"I need you to help me with Paddy," Marge said, looking down at the floor.
"Who's Paddy?"
"She's my niece."
"She been acting up or something?"
"I almost wish she would. She's turned nineteen, she's never had a boyfriend, she doesn't even date. And I don't think she knows anything about sex."
I was appalled. "Hasn't her mother told her anything?"
"Her mother's been working nights. She says there never seemed to be time."
"You want me to show her a book or something?" Educating schoolgirls wasn't in my line. Not from books, anyway.
"Not exactly." Marge was embarrassed. This was something new. "I want to show her something.
"Show her what?"
"You."
It took a few seconds to work this one out. "You want to show her my what?"
"Your everything. She's never seen a man stripped. She's never seen a prick."
This from Marge?
"I want to get her roused. I want her to feel sexy. I what her to know what her body's for."
"You want me to screw her?"
"Don't be crude!" This seemed more like Marge. "I want you to be tender with her. Will you help me?"
Educating a nineeeteen year old niece? Would I help? I tried to sound as if my prick wasn't already clamoring to be let out. "What do I have to do?"
"Leave it to me," Marge said. "Just come round at seven tonight. And bathe first."
For once I was punctual. "I've thought this all out very carefully," Marge said. "Please just do as I say, and don't ask questions. Strip off and lie on the carpet, and cover yourself with this sheet. Head and all. And put this sleeping mask on. I don't want you looking at her. Not right away."
"Modest, are we?" I quipped uncertainly.
"Just do as I say."
Marge left the room. I wouldn't have minded stripping in front of her. Even better, she could have stripped me. Marge must have been getting on for thirty. A few years older than me. Rather reserved. Sort of prim. But under the tight sweaters she always seemed to wear there were a couple of boobs I'd been secretly lusting after ever since I'd moved into the next apartment.
I stripped as per instructions and then lay down on the carpet and covered myself with the sheet. And put on the silly mask. However, it sure added a bit of spice to the entertainment. I was to be put on view in all my glory, and blindfolded like a slave at a slave market. Then a thought hit me. Maybe this female has never had it because she's a dogface with a flat chest and smelly breath.
This was a let down, but it seemed best to dwell on the smelly breath rather than on the slave market theme---I didn't want Paddy to run screaming out of the room at the sight of a seven inch pole waving at her from my crotch.
The door opened, and I heard Marge's voice. "I've got a surprise for you, honey." And the sheet was peeled away and I found myself exhibit number one on the meat counter.
"Oh my god!" exclaimed a second voice..
"Have you never seen a naked man before?" Seemed obvious to me.
"No, of course not."
"Didn't you ever think you'd like to?"
"Well, yes, sometimes, but it didn't seem right."
"It's perfectly right honey. Men's and women's bodies are meant to be looked at. And enjoyed. This is Terry. He's got a nice body, and he wants you to enjoy it. Look at him. Look at every part of him. What does that do to you?"
"You're embarrassing me. What will he think?"
"He can't see you, so there's no need to be embarrassed. Kneel down beside him. Look at him as closely as you want. Look at all of him. Does it make you feel good to look at his body?"
Paddy said nothing. If it didn't do something to her there was no hope for her, I thought.
Marge was relentless. "Does it excite you to look at a naked man this close up, Paddy?"
"Yes," Paddy said. "It seem sort of wicked. Dirty."
"It's not dirty and it's not wicked," Marge assured her.
"A man's body is meant to excite a woman. The same as a woman's body excites a man. Which part of him excites you most?"
Paddy hesitated. She needn't have done. I knew the answer. "This," she whispered.
"His penis," Marge said firmly. "You've never seen one before, have you?"
"No," Paddy said. Then in a rush, "I've seen pictures, but it doesn't look like the pictures."
Marge was evidently surprised. "Porn pictures? You've seen some?"
"Oh yes, one of the girls at work had a book. But they were all much bigger." Don't worry, I thought. I can make it bigger for you.
"Would you like to make it look like the ones in the pictures? Do you know how to make it bigger?
"No."
"Take hold of it. Feel it. What would you like to do with it?"
Paddy didn't answer, but she knew alright what she wanted to do with it. She lifted the shrunken winkie from where it lay on my thigh and felt it all over and squeezed it. It wasn't quite masturbation, but having an unknown hand playing with my prick had the same effect. I could feel it stiffening in her hand, and as it grew so Paddy's confidence seemed to grow and she began massaging it gently till it was standing up stiff and proud.
I could tell her confidence was growing because a cool hand was feeling between my thighs to lift up my ball sack and hold it and explore it. She may be a dogface, I thought, but I can't see her and so far she's doing all the right things. This could be a most enjoyable evening.
"It's beautiful," Paddy exclaimed. "Did I make it do this?"
"You sure did, honey. A man gets an erection by thinking about a woman's body, or by looking at it, or by having his prick played with. Terry can't see you, but you sure excited his prick."
"This seems so terribly intimate."
"It is intimate," Marge said. "Deliciously intimate. That's what sex is all about. Two people being more intimate than they could possibly be at any other time. You see how you've excited Terry's prick? Has this excited you, being able to masturbate him?"
"Isn't that a terribly dirty word?" Paddy was shocked, At Marge, I guess. "And you called it a prick. That's rude, too."
"Of course it's not. They're the proper words. Mastuurbating is the proper word, Paddy. It's a lovely word because it's a lovely sensation. It's part of sex. Haven't you ever masturbated?"
"Well---."
"It's nothing to be ashamed of, honey. Everyone does it. And yes, I called this a prick. It was a penis when it was just for peeing out of, but now it's a prick, and it's for giving you the most intimate and wonderful sensations."
"It looks so beautiful." Paddy sounded enthusiastic at last. "Can I kiss it?" Oh yes, please.
"You can do what ever you like with it, honey. It's as nice for Terry as it is for you. Is it nice for you?"
"Oh yes. I've never felt like this before. I feel as if I want to kiss him all over."
I felt a soft mouth pressed tentatively to my knob, and then a tentative tongue exploring, and then my whole knob was inside the warmth of her mouth.
All too soon the exquisite sensations ceased. "I feel so wicked doing this," Paddy said. "Until tonight I would have said it was awfully dirty."
"Nothing's dirty so long as it gives you both pleasure," Marge said. Quite the philosopher, I thought. I could do with less philosophizing and more of the dirty treatment.
As if in answer, the two hands began to play once more with my balls and the shaft that was beginning to throb most pleasantly.
"I'm sure you know perfectly well why a prick gets as large and stiff as that," Marge went on.
"So that it can---"