A New Lover in the Next Room

It started out as a stupid, "He said, she said," joke.

My former roommate, Chris, and I were watching football one afternoon and the play ended up about six inches short of a first-down. We were rooting for opposite teams. He was an Ohio State fan, and I am a Michigan Alum, so naturally, it was a rivalry made in heaven.

Michigan ended up short on the play and the announcer stated that running back ended up about 6 inches short of the first down. I made the comment, 'that's what she said.'

It was at that point that Chris called me out... "Dude, I can't believe you said that. That's 'still' the lamest joke ever."

I told him to fuck off - that I thought it was funny.

At that point, we were both way too many shots and beers to be making any comments like that.

"Alright," he said. "Let's see who has the biggest cock. Whoever has the shortest has to blow the other."

"You're an idiot," I said. "You're willing to risk having to suck my dick over a stupid joke? Alright asshole, let's see what you got!"

I was sure I was right. I'd seen Chris naked a few times going into and out of the shower. After all, we shared a two-bedroom, one bath apartment. I knew for a fact that I was bigger than him. But I was curious to see how far he would take it.

It was classic dick measuring time. I told him to get a tape measure - then added, "You had better make it a yard-stick and a magnifying glass."

Not that either of us thought the other was serious, but just for fun, he went to his bedroom to find a tape measure. I thought, what the hell, so I went to my room and got my Swiss Army knife, which had a small magnifying lens. While I was there, I took the opportunity to remove my shorts and underwear.

With the game playing in the background, I walked out. To my surprise, Chris was also standing there naked from the waist down. When we saw each other, we both busted out laughing.

"You're serious aren't you," I joked.

"Hell yes," he said. "I know you've got me beat, but I just want to see by how much."

"You do? Really? Then get over here and show me how bad you want to measure it," I said, still joking.

That was when set the tape measure on the table, walked over and knelt in front of me.

"You're totally serious?" I said. "Dude, I was just kidding around. This is getting weird. We should just go back to watching the game."

Without skipping a beat, he leaned his face into my crotch and grabbed a hold on my dick. All I could say at that point was, "Man, are you sure you want to suck me?"

He looked up at me and nodded his head.

I couldn't deny that I wasn't horny at that point, but I still wasn't hard all of the way. I grabbed my cock and slapped him against his cheek with it.

"Ouch!" he said. "What the hell was that for?"

"Hey, I'm just trying to make sure you're sober enough to realize what you're doing," I said.

"Absolutely," he said. "Are you sober enough to let me?"

At that point I took a hard pause. Shit. I wasn't sure I'd be able to deal with it if we actually went through with it. Then the alcohol and my hormones got the best of me.

"Well, you wanted it," I said. "Open your mouth. All I have to say is you had better finish me."

"You can cum anywhere you want," he said, as he practically dove onto my cock. He sucked me harder than I'd ever been sucked in my life. I'd never had a girl do that for me before. It felt incredible! I closed my eyes and leaned back against the edge of the couch. He was definitely skilled at sucking cock. Several times he brought me to the brink, only to take my cock out of his mouth and lick and suck on my balls. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore so I grabbed him by the back of the head and began fucking his mouth. I couldn't concentrate on anything except how good Chris's mouth and throat felt wrapped around my dick.

I could tell he was having a hard time breathing, but I didn't care. In hindsight, there probably was a part of me that wanted to teach him a lesson.

"You're such a good cocksucker!" I said. "If only you had been born with a pussy!"

Less than a second later, my orgasm started somewhere in my toes. I came so hard that I grabbed Chris by the back of the head and pumped two or three full loads into his mouth without warning, causing him to choke and gag. At that point, I didn't care. And apparently he didn't either. He swallowed almost every drop of cum I gave him. He continued to gently suck me until I went soft in his mouth.

I was totally spent at that point. After wiping my cum from his chin and neck, he got up and went into his room, and I went into mine. It was clearly one of those awkward moments.

I went to sleep that night wondering what had happened. I wasn't sorry that we'd taken things as far as we did. I loved the bj and I was sure Chris enjoyed it too. There was a part of me though that felt bad that I hadn't returned the favor... so to speak. As I thought about what the next day would bring, I fell into one of the deepest sleeps of my life.

At some point during the middle of the night, Chris came into my room and climbed into bed with me. I awoke to the feel of him rubbing my already hard dick along his butt crack and against his hole. "I want you to fuck me," he whispered, while he ground his ass hard against my raging hard-on. "I want to feel you cum inside me."

Still half asleep, I rolled him onto his stomach. Apparently, he had squirted some lube into his ass, but I'm sure he was already slippery from my pre-cum too.

I reached over and flipped my lamp on. I wanted to take a look at what I was about to push my cock into. What I saw was one of the most perfect round asses I'd ever seen and his narrow back tapered off at his hips and he had full, nicely developed thighs. Plus he was completely hairless, and aside from the cock and balls hanging between his legs, you would never have known the difference between his and the finest woman's ass you've ever seen.

I took my morning wood and pushed into him. He was so tight and warm that I didn't last long. I may have gotten off five or six hard strokes before I pushed into him hard, spewing my load as deeply as I could.

Suddenly, Chris arched his back. I could tell he was jacking off.

"Don't pull out yet, I'm about to cum," he said.

I was still somewhat hard so he continued to grind his ass into me.

"Now it's your turn to cum for me," I said as I reached around and replaced his hand with mine. I stroked his cock a few times. That was all it took for him to shoot his load onto his stomach and into my hand. I tried to pump hard into him a couple more times, but we were both too spent. We laid there together for a few moments while I rubbed his semen onto his thighs and stomach.

"I have a confession to make," he said. "Remember when you were seeing Robin?"

"Yeah?" I responded.

"Well, I could hear you fucking her. These walls aren't very thick you know. While you were doing her, I was jacking off thinking about how good it would have felt having your cock inside me instead of her. Thanks for finally making it happen for me."

At that point, I was really confused. Robin was very pretty, but she hated the thought of doing anything anal. Chris, on the other hand, appreciated everything. He was exceptional at sucking my cock, but what I most enjoyed was fucking him hard and coming in his perfect ass.