On top of the Monroe County Courthouse is a fish on a weather vane. It was first created in 1820, but nobody is sure if it represents Christianity, the community's need of fishing on local rivers and lakes when it was young ... or if it is upside down.
Martin, the 55-year-old time traveler, thought maybe this would be a good mystery to find out about next. Just go back to 1820 and ask the creator his reasons for it. And see if it really was put on the latest Monroe County Courthouse upside down.
He looked up to the weather vane as the two couples walked toward the courthouse. They were walking up the hill on 6th Street when he noticed it again for the first time in 35 years. Going from 2023 to 1989 was interesting; going back another 179 would be an adventure. A time before the Civil War; when the area was just being set up.
He and his wife had begun influencing their own life. They'd prevented him from cheating on her; they'd prevented her from being raped. They'd showed their earlier selves how to appreciate communications and making love -- even though they were still virgins.
Not for long, though. They'd decided to get married. It was going to be different than their first wedding ... which was held at a chapel in nearby Paragon by some pastor who told them of the sins of the flesh in a sparsely populated ceremony. He seemed angry about sex... like he hadn't enjoyed it or wanted others to ever enjoy it. The witnesses to their wedding in 1990 included three friends they barely knew, along with their neighbor, Amber.
Amber would be led into temptation, and suck the cock of the pastor a few hours later. She didn't like him, but she liked pleasing men, and it seemed like he needed it.
He'd eyed her as he spoke angrily about how sex was only for making children, between one man and one woman. Amber, who was more of a witness than a friend, undid a button on her blouse and giggled as he stammered through the next two minutes of his sermon.
She didn't like him, but she liked seducing him afterward. She shook his hand after the young couple had walked out of the church. Within seven minutes, the other guests had left, and Amber knocked back on the door of the small house of worship.
"How can I help you?" he said. But he knew her intentions and he faked anger and dismissiveness.
"How can I help you?" Amber said, unbuttoning another snap on her blouse and pushing him back into the church. He stepped back until his ass was pressed against a pew.
He was 57, and twice divorced. The Holy Bible had taught him his ex-wives were sinners and fortified his ill toward them.
"You are a harlot and a sinner," he said.
"Let's see about that," Amber said. She leaned up and kissed his chin and neck, but not his lips.
"You reek of sulfur, whore of Babylon," he said.
She ignored his pretense. She didn't like him, but sometimes giving head was fun just because it was easy with the clergy. Amber gripped his belt and unstrapped it quickly. His cheap polyester trousers bought through an advertisement in a gun magazine didn't hide his erection. Not that it was an impressive erection.
Amber pulled his pants down, and the minister's tighty-whitey underwear showed the impression of his two-and-a-half-inch hard-on. Amber, who loved sucking cock, hadn't dealt with one this small before. Or old. But she definitely wasn't considering fucking this man. She wasn't even really turned on.
"Stop," he said, as his hands reached down and pawed her breast through her blouse.
"OK," Amber said. She nuzzled the cotton of his underwear then pulled her neck away from his body.
She looked up and grabbed his hand on her blouse, opening up top to him, his calloused hands feeling her bust. He was a sinner, like all others. And the temptation was too much. For him, it didn't take much.
"Please, please me, whore," he said, feeling guilt. But he also felt justified. He worked hard for the Lord most days of the week, and his ex-wives had both left him. He was like Job. Or was it Lot? He wasn't sure. He'd have to look that back up.
Amber giggled a bit. The guy was a whole class asshole, but he was ready for her quickly. "Pull down your underwear," she commanded. The minister complied. She inhaled all of him, her nose tickled by his overgrowth of public hair, black and gray.
His small penis didn't even require much of a gag reflex. Amber clawed the back of the ministers legs as she sucked on his cock and her tongue flickered along his small, tightened corms. The minister held one hand against the back of the far pew, and his other on the fabric of the college student's lacy bra. In 32 seconds of touch, he was already beyond a point of no return.
"Oh, God. Oh, God," he said, looking at the vixen sucking on his penis. He looked up to see the image of Jesus Christ. He was without sin; the minister was not. His erection began to spasm and his spunk gushed into Amber's mouth. Of the cum she'd tasted, it ranked in the lower 10 percent.
But the minister, just for a moment, smiled and laughed and grunted in pleasure.
She stood up, swallowed his seed, turned around and walked back out the door.
He wouldn't know of her again for eight years, when he learned she collided with his son's car on Interstate 40, killing his son and a doctor, along with herself.
It was God's punishment. For her and for him. Evil whore of Babylon, he said in 1998.
Lucky for the minister, the 1990 wedding was now vanishing through timesuck. Eventually, that wouldn't be good for humanity.
***
But now, in 1989, Marty and Victoria were going to make their once simple 1990 ceremony even more basic. It was going to be them, with their older selves, at their favorite place on campus.
And then enjoy a honeymoon in a king size room of the Indiana Memorial Union. Their older selves had already set it up.
Inside the Monroe County Courthouse, under the fish on the weather vane, Marty and Victoria wrote out information for their Indiana Marriage License. The new memories gave another new buzz to the older couple as they reveled in the moments of love, not fear.