Sixteen inches. Sixteen fucking inches. Sixteen goddamned pussy-punishing inches.
You can’t imagine how frustrating it is to have to deal with that. Trying to find a man that measures a foot and four inches when you can scarcely find two men of those epic proportions.
And with proportions like mine, you’d think I could tame any man, no matter how big his dick was. 38FF cup tits, a slim 26-inch waist, and luscious 36-inch hips are just a start to awesome arsenal I present to the eye. My own eyes are green, my nose is nice and medium, and I round off the works with a pair of dick-sucking lips that can caress a cock into orgasm before you can say, “fuck me.”
This may sound arrogant of me, but damnit, I am good at bringing men to their knees, molding them into something like putty only weaker and more obedient.
But then I met Aaron Black, the donkey-dicked demigod with an ego to match.
An ego that overpowers and crushes my own.
But he’s not the only one who can do that.
I learned this lesson rather sharply one day when Katherine strolled into my office, her solemn manner always putting me at ease, even when haunting visions of Black’s big balls are dancing through my mind.
“There are some gentlemen here to see you.” She said. Her breasts were in rare form today, and while I’m not really into women, I can call a nice pair when I see them.
Her colossal fruits were locked up in a tight bra, but still poking out. I wondered if she had a date that night.
“Who are they?” I asked.
“Well, they wouldn’t give any full names, but they said you’d know what it was about if you’d just see them.”
I considered this, unsure what to think.
“Okay, send them in.” I nodded my assent.
*** The five entered my office in a manner that could only be described as strutting.
I ticked off their qualities in my head.
“Man, and I thought that secretary of yours had big tits. How can you walk in those things?”
Said a medium-built redhead. He was a little chubby, not really to my taste, dressed in a wife-beater and some old looking jeans.
“She’s not a secretary” I said calmly, “She’s an assistant, and these things aren’t that hard to understand for guys who are smart enough to handle them.”
“Don’t knock Ed.” Said a nice, clean-cut black haired kid jerking a thumb at the impudent prick in the wife-beater. “He’s just a sucker for a nice pair of, well, suckers.”
The kid actually blushed a little at his words. He seemed a little younger then the rest of this motley crew. He was wiry, and dressed in a nice, relaxed black suit.
“Besides, anything more then a handful is wasted.” Cut in a tall, olive-complexioned man with a goatee. He was dressed in casual clothes, slacks and a t-shirt. Nice muscles on that one.
“Only if you aren’t man enough to know what to do with the rest.” I shot back.
The muscled guy winced at my cutting remark, but with a smile on his face.
“Trust me, he is.” Said a fourth man, built low to the ground and thick, like a muscled tank. His arms bulged through a gray shirt, and they somehow complimented his shaved head.
I leaned back, twirling a pen between two fingers.
“And you are too?” I asked with one eyebrow raised. “I highly doubt it.”
The last guy was gorgeous. His face was clean-cut with good high cheekbones, and yet he had a strong cleft chin. He stood a little taller then the rest, had nice big hands, and something heavy sitting in his Dockers I couldn’t ignore.
“We have come to understand you are on a cock-hunt.” He chimed in with a crisp British accent. “We have come to deliver.”
I folded my arms.
“You can send me in the direction of a man?” I asked.
“We’re not tipsters.” He answered, clearly the leader, “We’re specimens.”
“How did you know about me?”
“Veronica Divine’s famous hunt has becoming something of a legend in our circles. We thought we’d find you first. We are the Fifty-Five-Inch Five.”
“What?” I blinked.
Pants suddenly dropped, and I was looking at a startling array of big dicks.
I cursed myself for not having a ruler.
Ed’s dangling meat was easily the size of most men hard.
The black haired kid, who I would later learn was named Paul, had what had to be eight inches soft, easy.
The olive guy, Jarred, had a thick, veiny, uncircumcised cock that hung quite low.
The bald guy, Vincent, was packing a coke-can thick rod.
But the British, whose name I never learned, oh my god. Soft he looked almost as big as Aaron Black hard, and his balls were like avocados, which dangled quite low. They looked ready to burst with juice.
“Well this is an impressive selection!” I gasped. “Let me just get my ruler and I’ll.—“
Clack!
The door slammed as Vincent shut it.