I look out of the window and see an anonymous but very salubrious suburban street. The houses are all well appointed, detached and set in mature gardens. In the driveways sleeping Mercedes, Audis and the occasional sports car sit hunched, bathed in the white glow of security lights.
The taxi discharges me outside an open pair of wrought iron gates leading to one such house. I hand the driver a twenty and he drops fifty pence into my hand without a word. He pulls slowly away leaving me alone, my only companion the distant sound of cars on the dual carriageway and somewhere far away, the wailing rise and fall of a police siren.
Standing beneath the streetlight in the tree-lined avenue I feel the bite of the spring night air acutely. My body, heated only by a slim-fitting leather jacket and the warmth from three shots of vodka begins a plaintive cry, telling me to get inside as soon as possible.
Walking up the driveway, my boots crunch into the ruddy coloured stone chips. As I walk, I thumb the card in my pocket that arrived in the mail this morning.
'Something for something. Do you agree?' It said.
I ponder the meaning.
Approaching the heavy, recessed front door I ring the bell.
The cold luminescence bathes me for fully three minutes before the door slowly, almost comically swings open.
'It's you.' Rumbles the tall, athletically built male, cranking the handles.
He is in his late twenties, sullen faced and impassive. Perhaps he was expecting Father Christmas?
I arrogantly turn and look over my shoulder feigning the belief that he must be addressing someone other than me.
'You'd better come in then.' He says with no discernable humour.
A voice tells me to turn round and walk away, that these people are obviously a bit odd, to say the least.
I swallow all concerns and step over the threshold into a very elegant, heptagonal reception room. It is decorated with someone's eclectic taste in period furniture as well as whimsical watercolour paintings and tall reeds set in heavy earthenware urns.
'Nice.' I say.
I'm pretty sure I hear Lurch tut under his breath.
'She'll be along shortly.' He grumbles, walking away.
I stand, uneasy, desperately trying to develop an appreciation of art for five more long minutes before a honeyed, confident female voice hails me.
'Hello, S.'
I turn and look at Maria. She does not look as I expected. For a start, she is dressed down, wearing a pair of loose fitting blue slacks that give little impression of the voluptuous figure that I recall lying beneath. She wears a conservative button-up shirt. A cream one. Her black tresses are tied back in a ponytail and she wears little makeup - a fact that reminds me I am looking at a woman who is somewhere in her forties.
I ponder that maybe the impressions gleaned from our first meeting were incorrect.
She raises an eyebrow as if reading me thoughts, a wry smile flickers across her lips.
'You were expecting someone else?' She asks.
This impresses me and I scrutinise her considered, knowing expression in an optimistic quest for further information.
'No.' I answer a fraction too late.
'But, you got my message, I see.' She points a well-manicured nail at pocket level.
The little square of white card juts out.
Before I stumble further she assists the discourse: 'the room directly in front of you at the top of the stairs is for your comfort. Someone will come and collect you shortly.'
'Okay.' I drag the word out, underscoring my growing unease as I make for the staircase to the north of the room.
'And, S.' the voice halts me in my tracks. 'Stay out of the other rooms.' She smiles in a vaguely lupine fashion without letting the mask of charm slip.
I stand alone in a small wood-panelled bedroom bearing a single bed dressed in clean white linen. Looking down at the strip of hard, black leather in my hand, I feel more than a little ridiculous. A single butterfly begins his infernal flapping in the pit of my stomach and the little voice inside me says: 'told you. You should have turned back.
I drop my jacket on the bed. Underneath I have chosen to wear a close fitting black t-shirt with a subtle logo and black combats. It is my philosophy that there is no point in spending hours a week in the gym only to keep it all to yourself.
Just to be sure of making the correct impression, I stretch my arms behind me then drop and crank out twenty-five push-ups. On returning to my feet, I feel a little of my ebbing machismo return.
Reluctantly I try the vile leather leash that has been left on the bed for me against my throat and examine myself in the mirror. I look like an ageing reject from a Marilyn Manson video. Disgusted with how easily bought I have doubtless been, I strap the thing on.
There comes a sudden, jarring knock at the door.
'Ready to come down?' Says Lurch curtly from the other side.
'Come in.' Maria bids warmly.
I stand in the doorway to the dining room looking towards a long, grand table, hewn from undressed oak at which she sits. My eyes are drawn magnetically to a younger woman sitting to her left, primly regarding me with a look of almost complete indifference. My first thought is that she is very beautiful, in possession of a pale, luminous vulnerability that makes the hairs on my arms rise.
My second thought is that she looks like a right snooty cow.
None the less, her physical appeal cannot be denied, with long blonde hair held in tight ringlets, framing a pretty, heart-shaped face, the coolness of which is augmented with a deep blue-coloured eyeliner.
I finally drag my eyes away and onto Maria.
'This is more like it.' I muse inwardly.
She now wears her hair long and is immaculately made up in dusky reds and purples. She has changed into a red PVC bustier that, though trashy, juxtaposes her beautiful dark tresses to dramatic effect. The garment is daringly tight, constrictively so, and her ample, creamy bosom quivers, apparently at risk of tipping out of it' s constraints at any moment.
I am jerked from my leering appraisal.
'S, I'd like it if you got down under the table and crawled up to where we are sitting.' Getting straight to the point, she issues the silken order still smiling charmingly.
'You what?' I ask with the standard issue edge of aggression and indignation that I routinely use when confronted with something that implies another person's assumed domination over me.
She sighs. 'Drop the attitude. You know why you're here and you heard me only too well, so drop down like a good chap and crawl up here.'
The younger woman sniggers under her breath and says something to Maria that I do not catch.
'It seems Elissa, agrees.' She inclines her head towards the elegant creature at her side whose smug perfection is already starting to really get on my nerves.