Sissy Blanes Liquid Assets

ONE

The Plumrose Dossier

I became familiar with the Plumrose Dossier one cool February morning when it was read to me in the private rooms of Madam Harding at the Clinic.

I'd arrived that morning for my weekly 'therapy' and had only enough time to hang up my outer clothes in the Sissies' cloakroom and don my Eva Gabor wig before a facilitator poked her head in and told me I was wanted in Madam's office immediately. Even at that point I knew this couldn't be good so I shrugged into a nylon dressing gown and followed her down the corridor in my bare feet.

"What's it about, Dorcas?" I asked while simultaneously waving at another sissy who was being wheeled in opposite direction in a gurney. He was strapped ankle and wrist to the side rails and to judge by the tent in his neglige, loving it.

"Don't know sweetie, just know she wanted me to hustle you to her pronto. Probably about money."

"No probably about it," I thought. I turned my attention towards The facilitator's appearance.

"And what on earth are YOU wearing this morning?"

She had on a floor-length grey gingham dress that featured a tight bodice and a crisp white apron that ended a few inches above her hem. She was wearing her hair up, tucked under a cap.

"Because it looks like a Civil War reenactment!"

Dorcas laughed, "You're close, honey, it's a Simon Lagree scenario I'm featured in."

I noticed that although her apron was freshly laundered my acute eye could spot, a faint straw-colored archipelago of stains from bygone escapades.

We passed one of the ward doors and Dorcas nodded toward it.

"Sissy Pulver's in there, waiting for me."

"I won't even try to imagine," I said.

We arrived at a heavy, richly varnished door labelled DIRECTOR in a gilt font. Dorcas knocked, we heard a mumbled reply and she prodded me through the entryway into a large quiet chamber carpeted in a deep blue pile and tastefully furnished in the same shade of oak as the door.

Madam Harding was looking down at two files on her desk top, her hand was to her forhead and her blue and white chalk-stripe suit jacket hung on her chair back. The silk blouse she wore was a burgundy high-collared invention. She looked up from her papers.

"Thanks for stopping by Blane; but where are your slippers?"

"I was given no time to dress properly," I replied. "what's the the emergency?"

She ignored the question, "Well, never mind the slippers you won't be playing dress-up today anyway, I'm afraid."

She looked at me quizically, "What are you wearing under that robe?"

"I told you I have only just arrived..."

She waved away my words impatiently and with the same hand beckoned me forward. I stepped up to the desk and she placed her hand into the teal nylon gown I was wearing and slipped her fingers into the leg-hole of my underwear and pulled the material away from my hip, (I should say here that I was still wearing the men's jockey bikini briefs I had arrived in.) I started to tell her this.

"Men's?" She chuckled, and turning me around with her left hand while her right was still inside my briefs she pulled down the waistband in back to peek at the label.

"Oh, quite right, men's - nonetheless I saw them on you Bland and they reminded me of the cotton knickers they made us wear at St. Anne's. Ours weren't, um, 'hipsters' like these though, we wore them right up above our navels. Those are a chic lightweight weave aren't they? Must make you feel very breezy when you wear them - does your boyfriend approve?"

"You know I don't have boyfriends!" I protested.

"Well not yet," she said quietly, "but we're not here to discuss your drawers, Betty."

She had used my sissy name.

"We're here to discuss your money, or my money as the case actually stands. You are six months in arrears with your clinic fees."

She looked up at me over her lunettes, "At four visits a month, sometimes five...it's around seventy-five hundred dollars, a little more actually."

"What? It's only one-fifty a visit!" I protested.

"That was the introductory fee, first month only."

"That you've extended to me for a two and half years," I reminded her.

"True. Because you seem to be good for business - but those days are over now. How are you going to pay it?"

"I'm not, I can't. I've just unemployment insurance and what my sister can send me."

Harding smiled, "you could get another job?"

"Get a wot?"

She leaned back in mirth, "I was kidding. You've got your house Betty."

"Please! Anyway it already has a second mortgage."

She leaned forward across her desk and looked at one of the files on her desktop.

"A very modest one, plenty of equity here to get you clear with the Clinic, I've looked into it you see."

I was behind in all my payments and another mortgage would reduce me to beggary. I'd join the rest of the homeless on Santa Monica's south side. Madam Harding saw my distress and shifted the paper on her desk.

"There is another answer Betty. We have a special friend of the Clinic, Harold Plumrose, I've been working with him recently. He is looking for someone like you - a sissy, I mean. You and I could make your financial problem go away and make him very happy."

"By doing what?" I asked suspiciously.

"Harold wants some play dates Betty. He's looked though our 'patient roster'. You know a lot of our sissies actually like this sort of arrangement. But he's very picky - he liked you," She smiled, "although you weren't his first choice. He'll pay for the privilege of being your friend for the next three months and you won't have to do anything you haven't done before, if my information is correct."

She cocked an eye at Dorcas.

"This is very depressing. My aunt left that house to my sister and me!"

"And you honor your aunt with this lifestyle of yours? Also, Betty, your sister, I know, sold you her share back when you were both flush."

It was true. I looked at Dorcas for an answer but she was looking at the bookshelf.

"Listen, we'll split the difference and call it five thousand dollars that you owe the Clinic Betty. I'll tell Plumrose it will be six dates, no more. It's a good deal for you."

It was. I sighed, "By the way, who did Plumrose like better?"

"Cindy, do you know her?"

"I think I've spoken to her here once or twice. What does this Plumrose fellow want?"

"The six dates, as I just mentioned, starting with a house visit, his house."

"But WHAT will he want?"

"Well," she crossed her legs in her tight skirt, "I don't know precisely, but just what YOU would want in his place, Blane, full British breakfast, I should imagine." She cleared her throat, adjusted her glasses and looked down at a document, " I'll give you all the particulars in writing later, but he lives in the Hollywood Hills, pretty far up, are you driving? "

"I've still got my Karmann Ghia."

"Don't take it out of second gear, you should be alright. This Friday evening, Betty, can you manage that?" She handed over some typescript.

"Yes, I think so. Can I go now?"

"Soon. Dorcas, bring Betty into my study, won't you? And we'll have a look-see."

We went through a door behind Harding's desk and I found myself in a plain, smallish room with a daybed and a tiny sink jutting from the wall, its chrome plumbing covered by a lacy tulle curtain; a rolling tumbrel stood to one side bearing a tray of implements on its flat top. There were white painted cupboards in the walls and a wheeled stool on the Formica floor. It was an examination room.

" Slip out of your underpants and lay back on this, please," Harding indicated the daybed.

I undid the dressing gown slipped out of the white bikinis and reclined along a smooth black surface that felt cool on my bare legs. I was speculating idlly whether the material was leather or pleather when Harding insinuated her hands between my raised knees and parted them. I felt her warm breath as she lowered her head to inspect my genital area.

"Just try and relax, Betty," there was a long pause and then she stood up.

"well, for the most part you are decently barbered down there."

"Our sissies usually are," offered Dorcas, and it was true, I had trimmed my bush down to a 'landing strip' - a short vertical mustache atop my pubic bone, although the only thing that landed there were errant drops of seamen during one of my masturbation sessions.

"We're just going to clean up your perineal area Betty. Dorcas, you should find some shaving cream in that cupboard."

Harding picked up a zippered bag from the tumbrel and produced a single blade razor which she placed next to me on the daybed. When Dorcas returned with the can she jetted a healthy glob of gel onto her hand and started to rub it onto the pastch of skin just below my scrotum. It felt lovely, actually, it was that self-warming brand.

"Dorcas, you're better at this, will you shave her perineum?"

The director stepped a little to the side while the facilitrix bent to her work. Harding's right hand hovered above this tight little scrimmage and held my balls up and back, clear of the action.

I should say here that despite the humbling nature of the conversation thus far, and even though I was naked with these two fully dressed women, the apparent disadvantage had not caused me to shrink, I suppose that the proof of a true sissy is that we are aroused by such humiliations and although I was not yet fully erect my cock exhibited an turgid state, standing away from my body a bit, with a downward curve in the middle.

As the magenta nails of Madam Harding's right hand continued to hold my suspended scrotum, my apparatus began to engorge and soon the head, fully inflated and crimson with embarrassment was pressing itself against the tight translucent sleeve that covered Madam Harding's forearm. She seemed not to notice.

"That's it Dorcas," she said, "go all the way between her cheeks. Yes, we want Betty as shiny and bald as Caesar's pate down there. Because that's the way Harry Plumrose likes it." she winked at me.

Dorcas stepped away when she was finished and Harding came back to the fore. She reached in to test the finish with the edge of her hand which she drew from the bony nub of my cocyx, between my cheeks, across the taupe pucker of my anus, up across my smooth perineum to the base of my scrotum. I was fully inflamed by now, my rod twitching helplessly.

"Yes," she went on, "we want anyone exploring this particular area to be unable to tell you apart from Taylor Swift. Touch it Betty."

I obeyed and was appalled to find such a strange, synthetically smooth, pleasure patch on my own body!

She let me pat myself and primp for a moment while she opened a cupboard and then Madam Harding pulled out a shiny chrome appliance and plugged it into a wall socket. The device was the size of mango, although as I've said, metallic. She handed it over to Dorcas who wove her right hand through two coiled-spring straps so the exposed motor of the thing rode on the top of her hand.

"Stand over here sweetie," the facilitrix said, and positioned me in front of kidney-shaped enamel surgical bowl sitting upon the cart. She flipped a switch and her hand came alive amid the sexy electric hum of the machine which I now recognized as an old-school scalp invigorator.

Madam read my thoughts. "Very popular in the fifties," She said. She was sitting on the stool and between her knees, at the hem of her skirt I caught a glimpse of the lace border of her slip, it was mint green. I gulped and felt my urethra spasm in agreement.

"Uh huh," I croaked, my eyes wide in horror, anticipation and delight.

Dorcas started moving the whirring device along my delighted shaft. The feeling was, as you might guess, electric, but more than that, because the vibrating connections with my flesh were the girl's fingers! I felt pleasure along with a ravishing sense of separation - my penis seemed to exist as a separate entity for a moment, not just with a mind of its own - as the joke goes - but a will of its own.

"Are you ready?" Dorcas whispered, then she moved her hand down over my testicles and I only had time to gasp before I gave up my load in three massive heaves and series of tapering shudders. Neatly, Dorcas caught my ejaculate in the bowl which she presented to Madam, seated on the wheeled stool watching the show.

Together they bent to examine this potage and I pantingly joined them. Madam Harding withdrew a green handkerchief from a taut pocket in her skirt front and handed it over.

"Wipe yourself darling, that was very good."

I was still leaking sissy juice down my right thigh so I dabbed with the cloth and then absently slipped it into the little pocket of the teal dressing gown I had doffed again in the chilly examination room.

I looked down into the bowl, what had been three silver-dollar sized dollops and perhaps six or eight M&M-sized sparkles of jism were starting to deliquesce into a single mass.

"The volume is fine," Madam opined, "and we can fix the texture."

She took the bowl over to the sink and tilted the evidence into it while running the tap. "Now Plumrose," she went on, "he likes thin, hot jets, and plenty of them. Follow me, children."

Back in her office she removed a white letter envelope from the desk drawer and handed it over. It contained a handful of pills.

"Guaifenesen," she said.

"Gwhy what?"

"Guaifenesen, the active ingredient in Mucinex and any number of drug store brand expectorants; it loosens and liquifies mucus so it can be expelled more easily. Relief for the common cold but in our case Betty it will produce a thinner ejaculate and more of it. You will empty out more thoroughly and refill more rapidly. Two a day, twelve hours apart. Now put on your bikinis and leave, believe it or not I'm quite busy today."

I returned to the cloakroom and hanging the dressing gown back on my hook I saw Madam's handkerchief bulging in the small transparent pocket of the garment. I thought I might run it back to her office but it seemed a trivial reason to disturb her. Anyway I wanted to leave the clinic quickly and use my cell phone in the car.

What no one knew was that Cindy and I were a little more than Clinic chums, we had actually played together. Just once. We'd had fun but neither of us had followed up, I think we were too much alike, meaning selfish, both of us princesses needing to be adored.

Nevertheless we had gotten together at Cindy's townhouse, over on San Vicente, and spent a couple of hours trying on each other's lingerie (Cindy had a drawer full of the most delicious knickers, mostly vintage, some reproduction, but many real collector's pieces.) We each took about a million pictures of ourselves, inspired by mid-century girlie mags.

When it came time to consummate the date it was lovely because it was panty-play but it lacked the intimate connection I for one need to explore new erotic frontiers. Cindy seemed haughty around me after that but we were still friendly enough I suppose, so I sent her a text, "I need to call u about Plumrose", and received the reply "Ok after 6".

When I got home, after I had undressed, (stripping off my newly eroticised men's bikinis) and showered I looked at the printout Madam had given me. It told me I would be need to be outfitted for my date sometime on Thursday and that the date itself should commence at 9 PM Friday; until then I was to keep myself chaste, take the Guaifenesen as instructed and keep myself depilitated, "as of course behooves a proper sissy."

I wondered about the 'outfitting' but the rest of the instructions were as I'd expected.

I had some time to kill before the 6 PM call to Cindy, so I thought it would be a nice gesture to return a clean hanky to Madam Harding. It would be gross, I thought, to hand over this handkerchief which I had dripped on earlier today.

I brought it over to the sink in the master bedroom's attached bathroom and flattened it on the counter. I admired the thing, stains and all, it was about eight inches on a side and of a substantial thickness of mint green silk, the exact color I realized of that slip hem I had glimpsed. The lacy border matched the one on her slip too, I guessed. At Madam Harding's level of deportment the well-dressed lady might actually buy slips, bras and panties that were all of a piece - in color, in cut and in lacework.

What I now held in my hand was a component of that trusseau. I sniffed the wondrous swatch - there was something there, was it Chanel No. 5? Possibly.

An impulse struck me - I took the hanky with me to the bedroom and leaned back on the padded headboard with my right leg extended before me on the duvet while my left foot lolled over the side. I flopped the handkerchief across my thigh and drew it up to my hip and I loved the drag of it over my bare skin, the whisper of the fabric speaking of what it could do to my bare flesh.

Now I lay back fully across the queen bed with my eyes closed and my lips parted. I sashayed the cloth onto my belly and down. I let it rest there awhile. I caught my breath and rearranged my grip to the middle of the handkerchief and lifted it again, now it was a little 'tutu' which I danced lightly over my swollen organ. The feeling was exquisite and the accompanying sensations of the lacy border on my thighs and balls was intoxicating.

I was, I knew, just seconds away from releasing a devastating spray of semen so I backed gingerly away from that edge. It had been terribly tempting but my self-respect and my promise to Madam prevented me from going further. I felt pleased with myself for my self-discipline. I told myself I was aloof from such antics - though I also felt thoroughly girly.

I slid my long, Lili St Cyr negligee over my shoulders and my feet into my maribou mules. I put on a short perky wig and sat down on the bed to call Cindy. My erection, still assertive was pushing past the sash of my peignoir and though I may have been able to contain it with an undergarment I dursn't put on panties, as the act of opening that top bureau drawer might still push me over the edge.

It was 6:05. I called Cindy. When she answered she said "Hello, Betty" and I'll admit to being flattered that I was still in her contacts. I gave her the short version of the events that had just transpired. I was even more flattered when Cindy invited me to come right over. We shared the same zip code so it was nothing to motor the few blocks.

"What happened with you and Plumrose? Did you actually meet him?" Were my first questions.

"Oh sure, I saw him twice."

"And what's he like?"

"He's disgusting!"

"In what way?"

"In all ways, Betty. He's overweight, he's practically bald, breath smells of cigarettes, his face is like sandpaper when he kisses you, or goes down between your legs. And he's old, Betty, old!"

"He kissed you?" I was appalled, taking this all in at a gulp as I was; "How old?" I wanted to know.

"Oh God, I don't know, fifty-five maybe."

"That's only twenty-odd years older than you, Cindy."

"Tell me about it. I'm a hag."

"No you're not and you know it. Why'd you date him TWICE then?"

"Two reasons, first - money, not because I need it," She lifted her slim arm ironically to indicate the well embellished townhouse around us, "but because getting paid would make me a call girl. I liked the idea, it's sexy don't you think?"

It WAS sexy. To have that on your resume. I wasn't jealous of Cindy's wealth, nor of her lithe figure, but I was sure jealous of that.

"What was the second reason?"

"It was hot. Hot because it was disgusting. It made me feel so feminine when I was with him, a beauty and the beast thing, I guess."

She grinned at a memory and went on, "Haven't you ever stuck your dick in something gross and loved it?"

"Just into your Vanity Fair granny panties. Seriously, what does he like to do? Harding was vague, just said he wanted everything, full british breakfast was her phrase."