"Well, if you're gay, or if you're cheating on me, now's the time to tell me!" she said curtly.
And, putting her money where her mouth was, she moodily tossed a rather bulky brown envelope with my name on it onto the table.
Shen wasn't homophobic, but she was a variable character, always somewhat suspicious of me; a likely counterpart to the dream physique she'd inherited, and hated any lie or element of my life I didn't share with her.
It was as if my secret gardens were necessarily linked to manipulation or some kind of infidelity on my part. She could sometimes become severely "psychotic" over a phone call or a word spoken to a friend (or, worse, a female friend), and I even suspected her of being slightly paranoid or even bipolar... I tried to reassure her every time as best I could...
But this time, I'd been caught red-handed... At least, Shen thought so...
"Do you...do you know what's in it?" ventured I shyly?
"YES!!!" she screamed, beside herself now... " Should I tell you?"
She asked, almost hissing, ready to bite... She grabbed my arm and squeezed hard, with the avowed aim of hurting me I thought, then added with an evil smile:
"It contains my bra and panties, the silky brown set, AND THEY'RE COVERED IN SPERM!!!" She uttered these last words as she screamed again, to the point that I feared the neighbors would hear us, but Shen was too angry than to care.
She brought her face very close to mine, I almost thought she wanted to fight (and perhaps she did) and ordered me to tell her everything without lying, otherwise...
The time for heated explanations had come. I'd been found out, because Shen had opened an envelope she shouldn't have...
"Listen Shen..." I began shyly..." It's not exactly what you think...".
"I'm going to tell you everything but....keep calm and listen to me all the way, okay?".
I saw her pursing her lips...Not a good sign...
"Here goes...It's been a few months since....(I swallowed)...since I posted sexy pictures of you in a private forum..."
I didn't have time to continue before she exploded: "What?!?" she shouted again. "You posted pictures of my head? And what, you're exchanging photos of chicks between old perverts and you're jerking off while looking at them, RIGHT?". She wanted to hit me but I dodged. I understood her anger and I was going to have to be persuasive to keep her from going over the top...
"CALM DOWN" I told her... "And listen to me, please. And listen to me, please, I'm going to tell you everything..."
I managed to get her to sit down and I took my place next to her, holding her hand...
"No, there aren't any other girls... I was excited at the idea of other guys seeing your underwear..." I explained...
"And I...I confess that reading their comments about you, reading what they'd like to do to you excites me...And I of course didn't show your face, I'm not crazy...".
Shen didn't remove her hand from mine...She seemed slightly calmed, even if I sensed she was on the defensive...
"What comments?"...she questioned me...
"For example, remember that photo of you in your little gray dress at Christmas? At one point you bend over and we see your cleavage, the top of your big breasts..."...
"And?" she asked dryly?
"Well, for example, some guys have told me they'd love to cum on them, and on your dress at the same time... Lets' jizz on her big titties, or something like that" I explained...
(Obviously, I'd taken a "soft" comment to start with).