"It's so hot out, why don't you turn on the a/c?"
"It doesn't work."
She huffed at that statement, "how does an ice cream truck be so hot on the inside with a freezer?"
"Easy, it creates heat."
"That makes no sense, don't be dumb."
"The heat must be getting to your head. A/C units... freezers... fridges; they're heat pumps, they pull heat out of the air to make it cold."
"And that makes it hot," she looked at him.
"Yeah."
He pulled into a neighborhood and turned the music on, she scowled.
"It's show time," he smiled.
"Yeah... back in the hot box- just
had
to sell ice cream on one of the hottest days."
"Of course. We're making money," he smacked her butt as she climbed to the back of the van.
It looked to them that the whole neighborhood was outside, adults and children ran and walked to the van, she tried to put on her best customer service face.
"Hey lil boys and girls, ready to spend your parents money," she smiled.
They cheered, thankful for the reprieve.
"Kid, right," a woman said
"It's like they're immune to heat," she smiled.
Slowly the kids started to whittle away.
"You think it's okay to be selling pop sickles to kids looking like that," some Karen glared.
"It's hot and you should be thankful we're here."
"It doesn't matter if it's hot, you should still dress presentable."
"Ma'am... it's a
halter top
."
"With
no bra,
and those booty shorts," she snapped.
"They don't care, they just want sweets. It's
hot
outside and
hotter
in here, we've been out here all day, I am pouring sweat. I don't know who you think you are, but I ain't dealing with your Karen crazy crap, we don't do that here."
"There's no need for an attitude!"
"You came to me with an attitude, lady, judging how I'm dressed. This can go three ways; you can buy what we have, make your kids happy... take your little crotch goblins on somewhere, or I can dog walk you up and down this cul-de-sac."
"She'll do it, too," he yelled from the driver seat.
"Fine," the woman said feeling defeated.
"Trust me, none of us really like her either," a man laughed.
"She's a
real
see you next Tuesday," a woman laughed.
She laughed with her, "I hope you enjoy the goodies, kiddies!"
Once the last kids left, they drove to the next street and the next.
"Can we take a break... please," she begged and plopped down in the passenger seat, turning off the music.
"I don't see why not, look at all the money we made."
"I know. Ugh... that bitch got me even more heated."
"She's just mad she don't have a hot body, like yours," he smirked.
He pulled off to the side somewhere they couldn't be seen and went to the back.
"What are you doing?"
"Having a little treat, can't hurt with what we're making today," he opened the freezer.
"Well get me a treat too."
"Oh... I've got a treat for you," he smirked.
He handed her one of the bomb pops he grabbed, she tore it open like one of the kids and stuck it halfway in her mouth. He was looking and she caught him with a devious grin on his face.
"I'm not sucking your sweaty dick, I know that look and you're crazy."
They sat a while, slowly enjoying their snacks, but not too slowly, fighting the heat while the radio played. She would glance at him sitting there in his tank top, the door cracked open, slowly licking at the popsicle staring off at their surroundings, the way he licked at it and sucked at it, she knew what that tongue was capable of, but never saw it in action. Her legs rubbed together and she knew she stared too long, looking away with a small stretch that caught his attention; her messy bun, the way her perky torpedo breast seemed to hold her shirt away from her skin, even more so with the slight arch from her stretch, the yellow shirt just soaked enough you could just see her brown areola and nipple through the thin cotton. He catches her enjoying the rest of her popsicle, licking it and taking it in her mouth, wishing it were him she was doing that to, he started to get turned on himself, especially with the slurping, getting an erection.
As she finished, she looked him over, noticing he was at half mast, "well... that's a little better."
"Don't worry, remember I said I had a
real
treat for you," he took her wrapper with his to the trash behind them.
"A real treat, huh?"
"Yes," he reappeared with a kiss on her salty neck.
"What are you doing?"
"Looking out for my girl."
He pressed a wide flat popsicle on her neck, slowly rubbed it back and fourth, the initial touch sent a shiver through her, a moan followed her hiss through her teeth.
"Babe..."
"Shhhh."
The plastic wrapper glided along her wet skin from her neck to her shoulders, stuck under the shirt. Leaning forward slightly as he reached to lift her shirt up, she felt the edge of the creamsicle slowly go down her spine that stiffened her back, but it felt so good, especially he started sweeping the sweet across her entire back, she rested against the dashboard with a sigh enjoying her cooled back.
"See?"
"Mm-hmm," she purred.
The popsicle went lower, he stuck it in the gap in the back of her shorts, cooling the top of her butt, then around her waist. He went so slow, the creamsicle had practically melted to nothing.