For those who do not enjoy the Fetish of Golden Showers, please skip this story. The writer wrote this for a friend who loves the sport.
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From the moment I read her ad on the message board I was hooked. Here was a woman who loved the thing I loved most. "GS" or Golden Showers for all not so educated. As I felt myself grow hard from just reading her words, I knew I had to contact her. I sat at my desk and the words on the screen blurred. I was transported back to my first time. I had met June in a bar that I frequented. It didn't matter to me that she was older than I was. In fact, that was part of her attraction. She sat alone in the corner, where I had seen her a few times.
She never seemed to be with anyone. I knew what she drank from the many times I saw the bartender pour her drinks. I called Fred over and told him to give her a drink on me. He laughed and told me to try fucking a tree. The way she brushed off men, I stood a better chance with the tree. I told him to do it anyway. Shaking his head Fred poured the drink and took it to her. She looked up at him then over at me. I saw her talk to him and he brought the drink back. "I told you. She said thanks but no thanks." I took the glass and set it before me. I paid Fred and told him to pour her another. This went on for about 7 drinks. Finally she laughed. Taking the last drink I had sent her, she came over to me.
"You're either rich, stupid or just plain stubborn. I don't accept drinks from strangers." I held my hand out. "Hello. My name is Paul. Paul Urea." She looked at my hand like it had some disease. "Ok! So your name is Paul Piss. That still doesn't give you the right to buy me a drink." She looked at the collection of glasses that I had in front of me. I smiled at her. "If I didn't do anything more than have you come over to me, it was worth the price of each and every glass."
I turned around on my stool and paid no more attention to her. She stood there for a few minutes just staring at the back of my head. Then I heard her laugh. "Well at least you showed more ingenuity than most of the jerks in this place. I have to give you that." She sat down in the empty chair next to me. "My name is Shirley. Is your name really Urea?" she had said it all wrong. She pronounced it "U-ree-a" I corrected her and said it was pronounced "Ur-a" "But the way you said it was cute, Paul Piss. I haven't been called that to my face since school. I couldn't help but notice that you sit there often all by yourself. A woman as pretty as you? That seems out of the ordinary."
We made small talk and Shirley drank one more drink. "Shame you had to waste so much money for nothing. Maybe next time you'll take no for an answer." I watched her ease off the stool and walk out the door. Fred looked at me with a smile on his face. "Want me to pour these out? I swear Paul, you're one strange bird. But you know something? She don't talk to nobody. I've seen many guys try and hit on her and she ignores them. And you get her to talk to you. Well it did cost you $35 dollars, but what the hell. It's only money." I looked up at Fred. My mind had been on the pair of shapely legs that had just walked out of the bar.
"Fred my man! Women like persistence. I knew that if I bought her enough drinks, she would eventually come over just to tell me off. And I'm only paying half price for those other drinks. You're gonna pour them back in the bottle anyway." I had to leave town on business so I hadn't been in the bar for about 2 weeks. But when I did go there later, she was sitting in her same spot. I nodded to a few friends, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. Knowing what I drank, Fred had one sitting before me before my ass had settled. I tossed him a few bills on the bar and he pushed them back at me. He turned and nodded to Shirley. I raised my glass in toast to her and took a sip.
Shirley came over to me and sat down. "Well hello stranger. I heard you were away on business. Welcome back." This didn't seem like the same woman who had snubbed me the first time I tried talking to her. She was a lot more cordial. I gave her a good look. She had small tits but they looked to be a mouthful. I knew from watching her the last time that she had nice legs and a great ass. But what caught my eye was the chain that hung from her neck. I know jewelry and her chain was pure Platinum. "That is one very expensive chain around your neck. I'd say it was pure Platinum worth a good penny."
Her hand went to finger the chain. The sweater she wore was kind of loose fitting and when she fingered the chain, it came out from under the sweater. I caught a glimpse of the tiny platinum figure at the end of it. Shirley saw me look and slipped it back underneath her sweater. I couldn't help but smile. I travel a lot and read to kill time. I had heard of people who were into Urination but had never met one. The figure that Shirley wore around her neck was of a woman squatting. There was a fine chain from between the woman's thighs and two diamond drops suspended from the chain. It looked just like a woman peeing.
Shirley had a very fair complexion and she blushed a beet red. "Just what the hell is so amusing?" I took a sip from my drink. Then I turned and looked at her. I smiled again and turned back to my drink. She poked me in the ribs. "I hate it when people laugh at me." She turned a picked up her drink. When I saw her shift to get up, I turned to her and spoke. "I would have never guessed that about you. But I can imagine how you would look and the thought is very stimulating." She sat back down and looked at her glass. "Guessed what?" I turned in my seat and stared at her. Shirley kept looking at her glass. Fred came over and stood waiting to take our order for more drinks. He was also trying to ease drop on our conversation. I stopped talking and nodded for him to pour us both fresh drinks.