I have a lot of female friends that include me in their girls only activities. They often throw girls only parties that I am the only man allowed at. At their parties they usually talk about what insensitive pigs men are. They usually leave it to me to defend my gender against their complaints. Usually I can do it with ease, as I am quite the debater. The one thing that I couldn’t defend came up that night at the party.
“How about this one girls, why do guys want us to shave of our pussies, but refuse to shave their balls.” Julie says.
The girls all chime in with their agreement.
“Well, what do you have to say about it on behalf of your gender?” Kelly asked me.
“Well, I don’t really see a need for either of us to have to shave. Personally I don’t feel that it is necessary for a woman to shave her pussy. My only thought is that perhaps the guys hate getting hair in their mouths when they go down on a girl.” I said.
“And you think we don’t get a mouthful of hair going down on a guy?” Beth asked.
“How should I know, I don’t go down on guys.” I said.
“When we do it right we can get just as much hair in our mouths as any guy.” Emily said.
The girls all agreed and laughed at the way Emily had said it.
“Then maybe it’s a masculinity thing. Maybe guys think they’ll look like a ten year old boy if they shave.” I said.
“What a joke. We shave our pussies without thinking that we look like pre-pubescent girls. Besides, we don’t care about what his pubic hair looks like, in fact shaving makes your dick look bigger, and every guy wants that.” Lisa said.
“Besides, a guy with shaved balls is so sexy, right girls?” Amy asked.
The girls all agreed excitedly.
“Okay, you’ve convinced me, when I go home I will shave my balls.” I said.
“No you won’t, you’ll chicken out.” Beth said.
“I will not.” I insisted.
“You’ll have to show them to us to prove that you actually did it.” Kelly said.
“I’ve got an even better idea, he should shave them right now while we watch.” Emily said.
The girls all loved that idea.