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"Hello, my name is Misty how may I help you?"
"Hi Misty, I'm calling in regards to problems with my underwear. I can't get it to co-operate."
"Oh dear, let me see how I can help you with that. Do you know the model?"
"I have no idea. When I put them on, they just seemed like regular sports underwear for the gym. I had no idea they
did
anything. I'm travelling on business and my company supplied them as part my uniform kit. I don't have any information about them except the service card with this phone number from inside the package. I'm still stuck in the bathroom and supposed to be on a shuttle bus here shortly."
"Uniform kit you say? A corporate purchase then. I should be able to look that up. We should be able to resolve this quickly. What company do you work for?"
"Mile-High Escorted Air Tours."
"OK, give me a minute. The computer is a little slow. A lot of matches are coming up. Looks like your company uses quite an assortment of our products. Can you describe the uniform a little? It should be the easiest item to find with a search. If you can help narrow it down, I should be able to find the original order."
"It's a royal blue sheath dress made out of a heavy stretch fabric with a zipper up the back. Short-sleeve with a plain high front, like a tight T-shirt. A little round hat. It has gold embroidered ornamentation on the edge of the sleeves and on the collar."
"This might be it. Very short hemline, like a mini-skirt. Very snug fit. Mandarin collar?"
"Sounds right."
"Yes, does it have the built-in shapewear?"
"If that's what you call it. As soon as you zip it up, the midsection tightens up and squeezes you like a sausage?"
"Hah, yes," she laughed, "that's it alright. Sounds like you have a
Sexy Stewardess Version 3
. The hem rides up all day?"
"Oh yeah, I'm constantly tugging the damn thing back down. Sounds like you've worn it before. I just thought they took my measurements wrong despite the laser scans."
"I've worn
Sexy Stewardess
a number of times. We're given sample outfits or test models to wear every day so that we're familiar with company products. I wore version 2 every day for a week. It's not one of my favorites. I'm not a big fan of the ride up feature."
"What do you mean? It's supposed to do that?"
"Oh yes, that's a design feature. Sometimes this Active Fit clothing comes with more subtle features. The dress is supposed to ride up like that. If you were to stand still for a couple of hours without adjusting, everyone would get a pretty good look at your panties."
"Great. I'm not surprised that my company would do that."
"Yeah, no one orders that feature for themselves, mostly a uniform feature, but you'd be surprised at how many people order the Active Fit shapewear."
"Active Fit? That's one name for it I guess. This stuff is really something. I have no idea how it works. The uniform surprised the hell out of me when I zipped it up the first time."
"I know what you mean. You don't expect your clothes to do things on their own like that."
"My issue is that I need to know how it works. I'm getting really uncomfortable."
"I'd love to know how it works too, but they don't even tell employees. Trade secrets and all. I'm surprised you're finding the underwear uncomfortable. Aside from the shapewear, I find Active Fit clothing to be the most comfortable clothing I've ever worn."
"No, not that kind of uncomfortable. I just want to know how to turn the features off to make it regular clothing again."
"You can't turn it off like that. It really doesn't work on electricity. Let me explain what I do know and maybe it will make more sense. The Active Fit fabric has memory built in at the factory. It's sort of like those metal eyeglass frames that you can bend all up and they straighten back out on their own. There is a micro-control unit which flips between the remembered version and the relaxed version on most models. With your particular dress, the zipper activates the shapewear feature. The body of the dress shrinks to a remembered smaller size molded for your exact figure. Each article of Active Fit is customized specifically for the wearer. For the rise-up hem, it activates the memory just a tiny bit once in awhile, randomly. The remembered version has the hem pulled up to your waist. Anyways, everything is built in. The memory is permanently part of the fabric and the control units cannot be reprogrammed."
Does she ever take a breath?
"I had no idea, but that's not what I'm looking for. I guess I'm not being clear. I need to get my panties off in a hurry because I need to pee in a big way."
"Oh, well, that's a different matter. I completely misunderstood. We can take care of that right away before we go any further. Let me guess, you feel a hard plate over your vulva and the panties no longer stretch?"
"Exactly."
"OK, you definitely have one of the security models then. Are you at the toilet now?"
"Ready and waiting."
"OK, rub the plate over your vulva up and down six times, firmly, and then knock on the plate three times with your knuckles, like a door."
"Really?"
"Yes. I don't know what they were thinking either. I mean what if you were tied up?"
Breathing.
"Shit, good thing I was over the toilet. Kinda sudden. God it feels good. That was awful, not being able to go."
"Weird peeing through your panties though isn't it?"
"Sure is. It doesn't seem very clean even with the little nozzle or whatever it is."
"The panties are antibacterial and will not absorb anything. You just need a little wipe when done. Inside, there is a built-in micro catheter. The release sequence extends it past the isolation gap over your vulva and then opens it. Once you have finished voiding, it will retract and close again when the pressure of the urine flow stops."
"Good thing I called. I would have never figured that out. So that's why I couldn't pee. There is something inside me?"
"That's right, it was formed and inserted when the unit activated. The plastic is essentially crystallized from micro-granules that were already in the fabric."
"Great...just great. It did feel like I was punched in the...vulva."
"It's ok, you can say pussy or whatever you want. We hear it all. We've been telling them they need to include more instructions with these kits for a while, but they don't listen. Your company was supposed to train you and include the info according to standard policy."
"I had the standard training a month ago when I started as a regular flight attendant, but just a really quick training session last week when I started with the specialized tour. They never talked about the clothing."
"They aren't supposed to do that. You're supposed to get a briefing, pardon the expression, before wearing any Eros Technica product for the first time."
"I'll deal with that later. They can be pretty disorganized and, my supervisor, Janet, is much for details. OK, so how do I get them off then?"
"Oh yes, we need to get the model. Let's see, did we cover everything with the dress? Any other features?"
"It does something to my breasts as well, almost like an extra bra."