"LADIES AND GENTLEMENT WELCOME TO THE INAUGURAL EPISODE OF
SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT XXX!!
" An aging white-haired announcer grips his microphone excitedly. "My name is
Murray Alders
and together with my broadcast partner
Lance Hardstyle
, we are thrilled to be bringing you this unbelievable...and sexy...in-ring action!"
"That's right Mur-man!" shouts a bearded man stepping up beside the older announcer, he's wearing a tie-dyed tank top and a bright pink fedora. "S-E-triple X has the hottest divas, the meanest knockouts and the sexiest superstars in professional wrestling! And ya know what...?" Lance turns, flexing one very muscular arm. "They all want to know just how HARD my STYLE is! Yahahaha!"
"I highly doubt that!" Alders replies, shaking his head. "Most of these ladies have at least a little class!"
"Ha! We'll see how long that lasts!" Lance cackles. "This ain't ol' school wrasslin'...S-E-triple X is professional SEX wrestling!"
"Well you may have a point there!" Alders agrees. "These matches can be won by the traditional means of pinfall or submission...but also by forcing your opponent to orgasm in the ring!"
"And don't forget my favorite part!" Lance interrupts. "Competitors receive huge pay window bonuses for stripping their opponents naked." He grins, licking his lips and winking at the camera.
"The women of SEXXX certainly put it all on the line, their competitive pride and in-ring skills, as well as their virtue and their lovely bodies!"
"Well enough of your nonsense, Alders!" Lance shouts. "Let's get on with the sex-ction! Wahaha!"
"That might be the one thing we agree on!" the older announcer says. "Tonight we begin an eight woman tournament to crown the first ever SEXXX Champion! Right now let's go backstage to our lovely broadcast colleague, Alison, who's standing by with one of our amazing competitors!"
Backstage at the interview set, the straight-laced Alison is standing by, her brunette hair is pulled back in a meticulous bun. "Thank you, Murray," she says. "At this time allow me to introduce our first competitor of the evening...
Hayley
!"
Hayley struts onto the set, a cocky smirk on her beautiful face. Her auburn hair is dyed blonde on the ends. She's wearing red lycra boyshorts and a matching halter top, both tight enough to show off her curvaceous figure. Her shapely legs are sheathed in fishnet stockings and calf-high converse sneakers.
"Thank you, Alison!" Hayley begins. "Can I just tell you it is so A-M-AZING that I am the first superstar to enter the tournament? Because I am also going to become the first SEXXX Champion...which I guess is going to make me the FIRST Lady of Sports Entertainment XXX!!"
"You sure are confident," Alison replies. "For someone still in their rookie year..."
"It's true, I've only been in in-ring competition for the last year," Hayley acknowledges. "But I spent over a year training with the best in the business, and even before that I watched and studied pro wrestling every day...Alison, I have been preparing for this my entire life!"
"I'm not doubting your skills, Hayley!" the brunette responds. "But do you really think you're prepared to take on a veteran powerhouse like
The Canadian Saint Alexa Flood
?"
"I may not be as strong as Alexa, or have as much experience," the rookie says. "But I'm younger, I'm faster and I way hungrier! The question should be;
is she prepared for a superstar like me
!?"
"But what about-"
"You know what, Alison," Hayley cuts her off. "Why don't I just head out to that ring, do what I do best and maybe that will answer all your questions!"
Before the brunette can say anymore, Hayley stalks away from the interview set. "I guess we'll take it to the ring," the pretty brunette says. "Murray, Lance...back to you!"
In the arena, a raucous crowd surrounds the ring, buzzing in anticipation. The ring announcer,
Jerry Mandela
climbs through the ropes and begins his announcement.
"This historic matchup, the very first contest of Sports Entertainment XXX, is scheduled for one fall, and is the opening match of the first round of the SEXXX Championship tournament!! Our first competitor, haling from the Gateway City, Saint Louis, Missouri! Measuring in at 34C-26-35...please welcome, Hayley!"
The auburn-haired rookie makes her way down the ramp amid the sounds of poppy punk rock and the cheers of the crowd. She's pumped and energized, with an undeniable swagger as she enters the ring.
"...And her opponent." The dulcet chords of an electric guitar playing "O' Canada" echo through arena.
At the top of the ramp a beast of a woman appears. She's tall, with a barrel shaped torso and thick, powerful arms. Her face is etched in a scowl and her blonde hair is cropped and spiked in the front. She's wearing bright red wrestling boots, with a red and white leotard sporting the classic Maple leaf design.
"She proudly hales from the Great White North, with measurements 45E-48-46...she's called the Canadian Saint, this is Alexa Flood!"
The announcer makes her introduction as Alexa comes to the ring, and the crowd boos! The big blond pays them no mind, her icy blue eyes remain locked on her rookie opponent. She gets in the ring, and the two women square off in the center.
The match begins as the ref calls for the bell: DING DING!
Hayley is completely unprepared as Alexa charges forward, driving her back into the corner! A heavy forearm smashes the rookie across the face and her shapely legs wobble beneath her.
"Did you think I wouldn't hear those things you were saying backstage?" Alexa snarls. "Am I prepared for you? I've beaten a hundred little skanks just like you!"
Hayley squeals as a knife-edged chop slashes across her breasts! Gasping in pain, she is defenseless as the veteran blasts her with a second.
"Get off!" Hayley groans, shoving the larger woman back and firing a kick at her ample midsection.
Alexa catches her leg easily, hooks her free arm around the girl's slender torso and scoops her into the air for a bodyslam! Hayley's shapely body crashes into the mat and all the air explodes from her lungs! Dazed by the powerful slam, the curvy rookie is a sitting duck as the larger woman lifts a meaty leg and drops it on her.
Hayley rolls away, clutching her throat and choking, struggling to draw the breath she desperately needs after being slammed. Before she can get any room to recover, Alexa grabs her by the hair and hauls her up off the mat. Then the Canadian grabs her top and peels it off!