I made it to Sextopia by accident. I was sailing around the world when I hit a rough storm and my boat washed ashore on this magical island. I rode the storm out inside of my boat and once it had passed, I wondered into town to look for help fixing my boat.
But within seconds, I had forgotten all about my little boat.
The first sign I got that this place was different and special was when I saw a girl in lingerie wearing a collar that was tied to a pole on the sidewalk. It had been raining so she was wearing a rain coat but it was clear so you could still see her body very well. Dangling from her neck was a little sign that I couldn't read because it was in their native language.
Eventually, as I learned the language and their ways, I discovered that the tag around her neck was a price list. If a man wanted to rent her, he could look at the prices for time and a list of things they were and were not allowed to do to her. Finally, there was a phone number where her owner could be reached so a deal could be struck.
But I didn't know that at first. At first, all I knew was up and down that street, and every street off of it, there were hot women dressed like sluts, tied to street poles. Forgetting about why I was there, I walked up and down the street, fucking every girl with my eyes.
Eventually as I was checking out the ass on one girl, a man came out of the cafe she was in front of and said something to me. I couldn't understand the language so I asked if he spoke English. At the question, he walked back into the cafe and out with him came another man who looked at me with a smile and said "You're not from here I assume" and let out a little laugh.
"No, my sailboat took some damage in the storm and it washed ashore here. Where am I?"
"Well, you wouldn't be able to pronounce the name even if I told it to you. But I call it Sextopia! Congrats man, you just found paradise. My boat landed here just like yours about ten years ago and my life has been amazing ever since. I'm Brian, by the way. What's your name?"