I walked in, fought with the ankle straps to take off my heels, almost lost my balance a few times and gave up. I decided to go upstairs and change. I walked upstairs to me bedroom, went in and in my drunken horniness, decided 'I was going to bring out one of my sex toys and use it!'. Instead of my usual Rabbit I went for the closet and opened the box I have in there and, in my horniness grabbed the gag gift I had got once from a friend. It was a big black hard rubbery dildo that was in the shape of a penis. It even had balls on it! LOL! It was about 12 inches long and was very thick! It had a suction cup on the bottom of it.
I pulled it out, looked around my room, and decided to go downstairs. I walked through my livingroom and into my kitchen/dining room. I had an idea. I have wooden chairs around my table and thought about suction cupping it to one of the chairs and lowering myself down on it. I had doubts it would even fit, but I was so drunk and horny, I think I was just trying to prove something to myself, which is a turn on to me in itself. LOL.
I turned around one of the chairs and suctioned the big black penis dildo to it right in the middle. I still remember how crazy it looked sticking straight up! I was very horny and wet but thought about needing something to lube it with, if I was actually going to try this, to make it easier. I have a few things upstairs in my bathroom, but didn't want to walk back upstairs so I opened my kitchen cabinets. I found a bottle of vegetable oil...LOL... go ahead and laugh!
I took the vegetable oil bottle out and walked back over to the suction cupped penis on my dining room chair. I screwed off the lid and poured a little in my hand. I rubbed it on the black sex toy. I decided more would be better and tried pouring it on the big black fake penis to coat it and make it easier. Being drunk, I poured way too much out, and did coat it well. I also got some on my shirt, which I knew would stain, and also the chair because drunk people don't know when 'enough is enough!' and I was pouring it...LOL
I still had the outfit I had worn to the club, now with an oil stained shirt, and pulled my panties off under my skirt. I worked them down my legs and over my heels that I had given up fighting the straps on. I remember climbing over the chair, with a leg on each side, and looking down and thinking 'how in the hell is this even going to fit?!?!' I thought 'if it doesn't fit, I am going upstairs and using The Rabbit!
I was in a straddle over the chair and lowered myself down on it. I felt the tip against me and pushed against it. I felt it push against me and after moving myself around and against it, I thought 'this might hurt a bit!'. I lowered myself down on it more.... Go go go... and felt it finally push inside my vagina stretching it, and now it was inside me! I was soo horny and felt the pressure of how thick it was stretching me out, and for me, it was a turn on.
I stood there on my high heels, and straddling a big black dildo with the head inside me. I tried to slide down onto it getting more inside me. I realized if I leaned forward a little bit and put my hands on my thighs, I could lower myself down in it slowly. It felt totally wild and I never had anything that big inside me, which was a turn on, in a weird way.
I actually got it about half way inside me. I never measured this sex toy, but I would say it was 12 inches long with 2 inches or so of it is the balls. I was about half way down and had 5 of the 10 inches inside me! Trust me! I felt the whole 5 inches! That was where I stopped.
Against good judgement, I decided to try a little more! The things you do when you are drunk and horny! And girls are just about as bad as guys!
