"I'll trade you," the woman says, as I glance around the laundromat for the owner of the panties in my hand.
It is not uncommon to find a sock, wash-cloth, or other small article of someone's wash inadvertently left behind in one of the dryers at our campus coin-laundry. Nor is it unusual for me to recognize, even fully-clothed, a woman with whom I have performed my very favorite act, or for the woman to recognize me.
I have a reputation around campus, at least among a certain group of students, as a cunnilingus addict, someone our co-ed population can use to fulfill a particular need, with no names exchanged and no strings attached. And I keep myself fairly busy pursuing my endeavor.
The woman whose pretties are in my hand has enjoyed my company on more than a few occasions, and knows my rules very well: my clients must hold my head with at least one hand while I am doing the deed, and I keep the panties after I have finished.
As I mentioned, I am often recognized by my clients, whether in the lecture halls, student union, library, elsewhere around campus, or even in the laundromat, and we sometimes exchange a slight nod or wink of acknowledgement or a secret grin as we recall our intimacy. Occasionally, I am discretely propositioned for further service.
A typical Saturday morning at the campus laundromat, the small flow of students pass through without anyone giving much regard to the panties in my hand as I load the dryer with my wet clothes, or to the woman with the yellow laundry basket approaching me.
"I couldn't keep a pair of panties I didn't earn," I say with a shrug as I place the silky unmentionables into her outstretched hand.
"I have the van this morning," she nods toward the door, setting her basket on top of the dryer and folding her panties, which strikes me as both sexy and unnecessary.
Once a week she drives the community service van and delivers boxes of leftover food to a local food bank.
I follow her out to the van and we both climb into the back. There are several boxes of food covered with a wool blanket, and she spreads the blanket on the bare floor and unties the drawstring of her sweatpants.