Copyright Oggbashan December 2009
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
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My sister Mary is the evil twin. She isn't really. She's playing the Evil Princess in our amateur Pantomime this Christmas. I'm playing the Good Princess. Much of the plot is about her efforts to supplant me in the hero's affections.
The director of the pantomime had chosen the script because he had identical twin sisters in his potential cast. In the final scene I'm supposed to marry the hero but as I am about to change into my wedding dress Mary ties me up and takes my place at the hero's side, intending to stay veiled until the ceremony is complete, but her evil plot is foiled at the last minute. The hero rescues me and we can wed as planned.
The name of the pantomime doesn't matter. The real plot doesn't matter either. The hero hadn't been cast yet. If the pantomime was to follow tradition, the hero would be a principal boy and therefore female. For some reason that we don't understand we have to be Indian Princesses and wear saris. I think it's only an excuse for some Bollywood style dancing by the ladies chorus and us.
As identical twins Mary and I are very close.
When she hurts, so do I. When I'm upset, so is she.
About three weeks before Christmas my boyfriend Ralph and I had a stupid row. It was about the family arrangements for Christmas. My parents expected me, and Ralph, to visit them on Christmas Day. His parents expected Ralph, and me, to be there. We should have discussed it calmly and rationally but both families were putting pressure on us and we argued until we said things we shouldn't have said.
Now I was miserable. Ralph was miserable. And because I was miserable, so was Mary even though she and her boyfriend Tony had avoided the family arrangements by booking a holiday abroad for Christmas.
The amateur dramatic society had appealed in the local paper for Indian-style clothing. As villainess and heroine, Mary and I had first choice of the donations. That afternoon we were alone at the society's clubhouse sorting through the large pile of saris, salwar kameezes and dupattas, long Indian scarves. Some of the clothes were exquisitely embroidered and heavy. Some were light and filmy, too translucent to wear on stage.
After a couple of hours Mary and I had found enough saris for the dress changes we needed, and the wedding sari that I should wear but Mary would wear instead.
"What are you going to wear, Jane, when I tie you up?" Mary asked suddenly.
"Does it matter?"
"It might. The tying needs to look effective but the hero has to get you out of it quickly. It wouldn't do if he undressed you as well as untying you. Some of these saris might slip, exposing more than you should..."
"I could wear a salwar kameez for that scene," I suggested.
"I can't remember if there was one in your size." Mary responded. "At least not one dressy enough for a Princess."
We sorted through the piles again. We had already separated saris from salwar kameezes so we had only one pile to check.
"I think that this one might do," I said, holding the heavy silk top up for Mary to see.
"Maybe. It has a long zip at the back. Would you have time to do that up?"
I tried. The top was really too large for me and made for a very tall woman. It fell beyond my feet. It would have to be shortened and taken in at the sides, but our wardrobe mistress could do those adjustments easily.
"How am I going to tie you up?" Mary asked. "With rope? With scarves? Some of these dupattas would make great bonds."
"Could the hero undo them quickly?"