My Sammee is big and beautiful, a dirty girl, my sexy goddess. But she is not a pretty sleeper. She had gone to sleep on her belly, her head turned to the side. Her runny nose blew snot bubbles as she breathed, her open mouth was drooling, and her snoring sounded like a goddam chain saw was running. Add in the shit on her face and the puke in her hair and she was quite a picture.
And I wanted her.
I leaned close and inhaled deeply, the faint scent of dried puke not making me nauseated this time. I licked at her hair, liking the taste. I realized that I was completely lost. As I buried my face in her hair I pictured taking her to dinner, having a few drinks, bringing her home (and my mind jumping to the thought that I was thinking of this as home now), getting good and filthy, and then having her puke in a bowl so I could eat it.
I shivered, snuggling against her, licking the shit from her shoulder, enjoying the taste.
I couldn't help but smile as I relaxed and let myself pee. I didn't push, just let it flow. God, it felt so delightfully naughty. And I realized, in one of those "Eureka" moments, that I wanted this. I wanted to be filthy with her and I was enjoying it.
As I watched a big snot bubble formed as she snored. I leaned over and touched it with my tongue, popping it, and then licked it up. I probed her nose very gently with my little finger until I had teased a booger out. It was thick and clear and hung from my fingertip before I tipped my head back and ate it greedily.
I realized I wanted every part of her. There was noting I didn't want. My cock sprang erect at the thought of oral sex when she was on her period. Taking her while she was throwing up struck me as a wonderful image. I wondered if ipecac was a real thing then giggled at the thought.
I snuggled close to her, my erection finding a fold in her belly, warm and soft like her pussy.
I was watching her face as I slowly took her belly when another snot bubble blew and popped. When I leaned forward and kissed her licking where her bubble had popped her eyes opened. She smiled and rolled up a little, kissing me softly.
She squirmed a little, obviously aware of my erection. And she giggled, kissing me a little harder.
As we kissed, my hands caressing her back, hers cupping my ass, I felt the warmth and wetness of her peeing.
We made love, and it was making love this time, not just fucking, slowly, carefully, gently, well, lovingly.
I realized, as our bodies were joined, our mouths touching, that the strong scent was not nauseating me any more. It was a sweet perfume that I found erotic. I wondered what she would smell like after a week without using a toothbrush or a shower or a toilet. And I wanted to find out.
The image hit me suddenly, unexpectedly, of her breasts leaking the milk I wanted and souring where it soaked into her shirt. What would that scent be?
We were both tired and our love making lingered. We kissed and licked and touched and pinched and it was all that odd combination of gentle and tough that sometimes works with a couple. I tugged her nipple, lifting her breast, and licked the titsweat there.
We were both starting to labor when her eyes got big.
"Oh God," she whispered, "I'm going to be sick."
I covered her mouth with mine stopping my hips, keeping us joined.
She tightened around me when she started to retch but nothing came out.
I lifted enough to look into her eye.
"Let it go," I said.
Her eyes got even bigger.
"Baby?" she whispered.
"Let it go," I said again, and covered her mouth with mine.
I felt her clench around my erection with another retch and then the first taste of her puke, just a thick, acid taste at first, and I swallowed greedily.
I thrust into her, hard, and she threw up into my mouth.
My body rebelled and I threw up back.
Which made her do it again. This time it was hard and I wasn't ready. I coughed, spewing puke all over her face.
Her entire body retched at that, but she was pretty empty and it was thick snot and bile that came up.
I licked her face greedily and was surprised when suddenly she came, her entire body suddenly hard, her vaginal muscles tightened painfully.
My body started to rebel again and this time it was her, grabbing my hair and pulling me down, her mouth open and covering mine.
I puked and came and farted almost simultaneousely while she bucked under me.
She coughed, spraying more puke.
We were both kind of panting/laughing/crying at the same time.
"Oh fuck," she sort of moaned.
"You are SUCH a dirty girl," I said and she giggled.
"Oh fuck," she moaned again.
I licked her mouth clean and kissed her.
"Oh fuck," she moaned for the third time.
She turned her head and retched again, thick slimy snot and bile all that came out.
I kissed her again.
'Oh fuck," she moaned for the fourth time and then, suddenly, wrapped both arms around me pulling me to her.
"Did you mean it?" she whispered, her voice harsh and desperate.
I nuzzled her hair, licked her ear, and whispered, "I love you."
She squeezed me almost like her entire body had spasmed.
"Marry me," she said.
I laughed softly.
"Ummmmm," I said, very softly, breathing into her ear, "shouldn't we know each other at least, oh, a week?"
"My favorite color is blue, my birthday is April 17th, I'm a Chevy girl," she said, "there, now you know the important things."
I chuckled.
"Marry me," she said again, "you've ruined me for anyone else, please honey, marry me."
So I said, "yes."
And again she just enfolded me.
I thought I was helpless when she was on top but when she held me like that, my face pressed between the warm pillows that are her boobs, I was having trouble breathing again. Finally I just opened my mouth, took in as much tissue as I could, and bit down hard enough to make her let go.
She was giggling.
"You fucking cannibal," she said.
I laughed and said, "hey, bride-to-be, you're the one who was smothering me. I want to be alive for our nuptials."
We laughed together for a few seconds and then she suddenly got serious.
"David," she said, "I'm serious."
I kissed her, licked the snot where her nose was running, and said, "I am too you dirty girl."
"Your nasty fuckpig?" she asked.
I slapped her, exactly where I had before.