As a consultant, I travel a lot, and lately I have been having naughty thoughts about seducing the man (or woman) who brings the room service. Recently I traveled out of state for a conference, and this is the story of the closest Iâve come to fulfilling my fantasies. Iâll leave you to guess what was real, and what is just imagined.
Part 1
After a long but uneventful flight, I arrived at the downtown Marriott in Austin, Texas, to find a spacious and comfortable room with a good view of the city. The first night I ordered dinner from the room service menu, which I was pleasantly surprised to find included southwestern cuisine, flavors that I love and donât often have a chance to enjoy. I wasnât really very hungry, but figured I should have something to tide me over.
We had a series of mishaps with room service as I found out that nothing on the menu was actually available! The room service menu had been changed and apparently mine was out of date. The man on the phone had such a sexy voice and flirtatious manner, it saved the day as I simply could not be upset or annoyed with him, and was actually having fun with the situation. Finally after receiving a new menu, I was able to order my dinner, which was just a simple sandwich, after all that.
He asked in a very sultry way, âWould you like something sweet to go with your dinner?â
Well.... you can imagine what thoughts went through my head. Somehow I resisted though I was mightily tempted, and I said, ânoâŚâ somewhat reluctantly, as I really wasnât that hungry.
He said, "If you need anything else, just ask... my name is Brad." I could almost hear him smiling into the phone.
Two nights later I was talking to someone online about how I had survived my college years by eating macaroni & cheese, and still loved it! Tired of hotel food I suddenly got a hankering for it. I looked on the childrenâs menu and sure enough... there it was. But it said "Kids only, please."
Hmmm⌠always worth a try. I called room service again and got the same sexy guy. I asked, "Pretty please, could I have the mac and cheese âcause that's what I really want!" He must have thought that was cute because when I ordered a salad he asked if I wanted a toy with that!
So I asked, "Are you the toy?" and he said "I might be" and I just said "mmmmmm." He got so flustered in a very fun and sexy way that he couldn't remember the names of the salad dressings â what could have been distracting him?
Then he whispered into the phone, "Iâd better go before I get in troubleâŚ," though the laugh we shared at the end of the phone call was enough to fuel my fantasies that night.
Later I realized that not only was he surely not allowed to fraternize with the guests, he had no idea what I looked like⌠nor did I, though I had been captivated by his voice and manner. And I had long since figured out that the phones were answered by the guest services staff at the front desk and the food delivered by someone else from room service. Still, there must be a way to surmount these difficultiesâŚ.
The next day I dressed carefully in the sexy but elegant business clothes I normally wear to conferences â flowing black silk pants, sage green and black filmy blouse with a black satin bra underneath, black stockings and heels, setting off my red hair and hazel eyes to perfection. When I returned in the evening, I left my conference tote on a chair in the lounge and approached the front desk, pleased to find that the man behind the guest services sign was my unsuspecting man on the phone. He was attractive, young, and looked like he would be fun to spend an evening with⌠so I approached the desk.
He asked, âCan I help you?â
I replied, âIâd like that toy with my dinner tonightâŚ,â in the same sultry voice I had used on the phone.
Recognition dawned⌠and he couldnât help looking me up and down as he thought about this proposition. He looked regretful as he said, âI could lose my job for that.â
I asked, "When does your shift end? Isn't there something we can do to work it out?"
Thinking for a minute, he whispered, âCall in your order at about 20 minutes to 9, when my shift ends⌠and Iâll find a way to deliver it.â
With a wicked grin I said, âThanks so much, youâve been very helpful!â
Back in my room I carefully perused the menu for just the right items, planning every detail of this encounter. This being Texas, I settled on barbecued baby back ribs, and garlic-cilantro mashed potatoes. Dessert, I would save for later.
At the appointed time I called to the front desk, and my playful friend took my order. I asked his opinion on which barbecue sauce to choose â I wanted something not too hot, but spicy, considering the uses to which it was going to be put. He recommended the ginger chipotle sauce as his personal favorite, which sounded great to me. I ordered extra sauce on the side, for my own special purposes, along with a garden salad.
At 9:00 on the dot he arrived at my door, carrying my order along with a sexy grin. Once inside he set the tray down on my desk.
I said, âYouâre off duty now,â and removed his jacket, pulling him toward me for a deep kiss, leaving him in no doubt of what was to follow.