We arrived at Rick's house for the game. There was another couple, Phil and Janet joining tonight's game. Rick noticed Kathryn's dress and commented on how good she looked. Rick's wife, Wanda and Kathryn had been friends since high school. To my surprise Wanda wasn't at tonight's game. She was away on a business trip. Kathryn didn't seem surprised.
We started playing. I described by character as an elven archer and Phil was playing a halfling rogue. Both Kathryn and Janet said they were giants from a nomadic tribe that didn't wear clothing. Rick quickly said he'd give them each enough experience to level up if dressed in character. Kathryn and Janet looked at each other and the next thing I knew their clothes were coming off. I was instantly hard seeing my wife take her clothes off in front of our friends and seeing Janet naked was a trill. I'd been imaging what she'd look like naked since I met her.
I wasted no time and started flirting in character. Phil followed lead and started flirting with both Kathryn and Janet. Kathryn laughed at both of us and said an elf and a halfling won't have anything big enough to satisfy a giant. Janet quickly said, "yeah, Phil is barely big enough in real life to satisfy me. His little halfling doesn't have a chance with my giant character.
We played a bit longer and our party ended up at an inn. When we entered Rick described a muscular male giant who was standing at the bar. Rick described him as "very MALE". Kathryn giggled and said, "very male sounds like what I'm looking for."
It finally dawned on me that Rick had suggested this naked giant character for Kathryn and I wondered if he had suggested it for Janet as well. I was getting angry, but I couldn't say anything, because the main rule of the group was no arguing with the DM. So I excused myself and went to the washroom just to get out or the room long enough to calm down.