It was a warm Fall morning and we had slept in late during a rare day off together. We had absolutely nothing planned so we lounged in bed talking and enjoying being snuggled up close to each other.
"I miss being naked on the beach like we were during our trip to the resort," Sandra, my wife, said referring to the incredible week that we spent at the Mexican, adults-only, clothing-optional resort. It was a special place that we'd been to several times. The resort catered to sexually adventurous couples many of whom were swingers. Although we didn't consider ourselves "in the lifestyle", we'd had our own adventures, and had really pushed our sexual boundaries on our last trip.
"Me too," I replied. "It's going to be a while until we can get back there." We sighed in unison. "Hey. I've got an idea," I said sitting up in bed. "Why don't we have a 'resort day' today?"
"What do you mean?" Sandra asked.
"Why don't we spend the rest of the day just like we would at the resort. We can make the porch our beach, enjoy our hot tub like the resort's roof top Jacuzzi, and have plenty of drinks. We can do it all naked just like we would there," I went on. "We can even do our own theme night and get dressed up. And who knows where we'll have sex. Maybe in the hot tub or on our 'beach'. What do you think?"
Sandra looked a little skeptical, but she was always up for fun stuff and I knew that she would go along.
We hopped out of bed and went to work setting up our Cancun-like resort at home. I arranged beach loungers on the back three-season porch, set the ceiling fans spinning, opened the windows wide enough for a breeze to blow through, but enough that anybody could see in. I got some music playing on the iPod speakers and even set up the laptop to show a rotating slide show of Caribbean beach scenes complete with ocean sounds. Sandra made sure that we had plenty of fixings for our favorite tropical drinks, got out our beach towels, and books. Getting into the spirit, she loaded it all into a beach bag to bring out onto the porch. I lowered the privacy screen around the hot tub so that we could go back and forth between it and the porch without attracting the neighbors' attention. Before long, everything was all set We stripped off our clothes and headed out to lounge naked on our private, clothing-optional back porch "beach".
"How about a little of this?" I said handing Sandra a bottle of sunscreen. "Don't want to get burnt you know.". She laughed and sprayed a small amount of it onto herself. The aroma added to our tropical illusion.
"All we need is some beach bar service and it would be just like the real thing, don't you think?" Sandra said.
"Your wish is my command madam," I replied. "What can I get for you.? Tips are not necessary, but are appreciated," I added and gave her bare nipple a quick lick.
"Something fruity and sweet I think," she said and laid back naked in her chair. Her glorious 34 DD breasts flattened against her chest. She looked so beautiful laying out like that. Sandra flexed her knees, spreading her legs slightly wider and said, "I've got your tip for you later."
I headed in to our "bar" to mix up some frozen margaritas for us to enjoy.
We spent the next few hours reading (mostly porn) relaxing, chatting, sipping on drinks and totally enjoying being with each other on our naked, pretend beach. Our hands would frequently stray over to each other for gentle caresses and reassuring strokes.
"Isn't it about lunch time?" Sandra asked lazily. We had skipped breakfast and were both hungry.
"I wonder what's on the menu today?" I replied equally lazily as we lay there with our feet intertwined. "I think I saw something about Mexican style pizza for lunch and baked flounder with mango salsa on the dinner menu," I said making up something similar to what would have been at the real resort.
"That sounds pretty good to me. How do you plan on making that happen?" Sandra looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
"Like at any good resort, all you have to do here is ask." I picked up the phone and dialed our favorite local pizza shop, which I knew made a great Mexican pizza. They delivered and I figured the extra charge was worth it. "It will be here in about 30 minutes," I said hanging up the phone. "Delivered right to our beach."
"The pizza guy better not come out here and see me like this!" Sandra protested.
"Who says it will be a guy? Maybe it will be a hot chick that comes and she won't be able to keep her eyes off me!" I teased.
"You wouldn't show anything even if it was a hot chick." It sounded a lot like a dare, a dare to push a boundary like we had at the resort. Sandra made the challenge clear by saying, "If it's a guy, I'll answer the door and show him a little something. If it's a girl, you answer the door a give her a show."
"Alright, you're on," I answered her.
Almost exactly 30 minutes later the pizza delivery car pulled into the driveway. We were both peeking through the blinds at the front window anxious to see who would get out of the car. Luck was in my favor, and a young man, barely 20 years old by appearance, stepped out. "You're up," I whispered nudging Sandra.
The door bell rang, but she didn't answer it immediately even though we were both standing right there. "I'm coming," Sandra shouted as if from a distance, and then jogged in place behind the closed door giving the impression that she was running to it from somewhere else in the house. She pulled the door open and the pizza guy (more like a boy actually) standing a step down on the front stoop, got a good, full length look at her. Sandra was wearing one of my old button down shirts that barely reached the top of her thighs. The shirt was half unbuttoned and it hung open at the top. Her breasts swelled through the gap of the shirt. I thought the boy was going to drop our pizza.
"I'm so glad you're here. I'm positively starving ... for pizza," Sandra said licking her lips seductively. "What do I owe you?" she asked leaning forward slightly so that, her breasts swayed against the thin shirt.
"That, that, will be twenty-two dollars ma, ma, ma'am," the boy stuttered out trying to keep his composure while obviously staring at her luscious breasts. Sandra looked so sexy, the poor kid was about to come apart right there on our front doorstep. The erection growing in his shorts was conspicuous.
Sandra was getting into the exhibitionist tease, so I decided to join in the fun. I stepped into the doorway wearing just a bath towel wrapped very low around my waist. The top of my pubic hair was visible above the edge of the towel. I had messed up my hair so that it looked like I had just gotten out of bed. My appearance was meant for a pizza girl, but with the two of us standing together, the joint image worked for both of us. It looked like Sandra and I had just had wild sex. The kid's jaw dropped.
"Here's $30," I said holding out the cash as I took the pizza box from him and handed it to Sandra. An idea popped into my head. "Would you put it down over there on the step honey?" I said looking right at her and winking. We both knew that when she leaned over to put the box down, the kid would be able to see her naked butt.
I didn't think that she would do it, but Sandra surprised me when she said, "Sure."
Exactly as I expected, when she bent over, the shirt rode up her waist and the full curve of her beautiful rear was on display. I almost burst out laughing when she shook it just a little to give the delivery boy an even better eyeful. As I handed him the money I quietly said "Mmmmm," to him and glanced back over my shoulder at Sandra's butt. The kid dropped the cash.
Sandra tossed a quick "Thanks," over her shoulder to the delivery boy as I closed the door. He was bending over to pick up his payment trying to get a better look at my half-naked wife.
We both broke out in laughter as we headed back into the house with our lunch. "Poor kid. He'll probably jerk off in the car before he gets back to the pizza store," Sandra said.
"If that had me, with you answering the door looking like that, I definitely would!" I replied.
"I'll bet you would," Sandra answered massaging the hard-on that was now tenting the towel around my waist. We ate lunch mostly naked on our 'beach' just like we would have at the resort. We munched on our food laughing about our show for the pizza guy, saying how neither of us had thought that either the other would have actually done that.