[Here's another segment in my Bohemian church series. While this can be read as a stand-alone, you will likely gain more pleasure by reading the stories that precede it first. All characters are 18 or older. This story involves bodily fluids and matter, and elderly widows, so if either are a turn-off for you, please look for another story more to your liking.]
A sampling of the "needs" and fetishes of my Bohemian sweeties
As the conclusion draws near of this series of memoirs of my first year as a lay server to parish members of the Bohemian church in the Rust Belt of Northern Ohio in 1968-69, I thought that my loyal readers might appreciate a sampling of the various eccentric "needs" I was called upon to fulfill for the numerous elderly Czech widows as I made my daily home visits.
When I first began my training as a catechumen and lay server at age 18, Father Viktor had suggested that I keep notes detailing my visits to the needful parish members whom I thought of as my "sweeties" or "old gals". Not only would these records help jog my memory of their special needs for subsequent visits, but Father Viktor and Mother Magdalene seemed to find my notes to be stimulating evening reading over a snifter or two of fine Cognac.
I took von Kraft-Ebing's extraordinary study of human sexuality,
Psychopathia Sexualis
, as my inspiration, and tried to faithfully note all the old gals' quirks and cravings. I was hardly a fine literary stylist, but I did my best to type up my notes at the end of each weekday and place them into the sturdy three-ring binders which were kept on the top shelves of the rectory library. This kept them well out of sight or reach of any ordinary church members who might wander into the library. However, among the parish clergy who were aware of such matters, the binders were often borrowed for furtive study and enjoyment.
So here is your exclusive sampling of several home visit notes.
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Visit 09 -- Velma R -- Age: 71; Height: 5'1"; Smell: Strong; Demeanor: Coquettish; Needs: Utter Submission; Resolution: Sublime Union with the Divine.
Velma is an earthy soul, at ease with her natural body, and very loving in her appreciation of my visit. Much given to teasing me with peeks of her thighs, cleavage, and unshaven armpits.
Responded well to my advances and made a playful game of our disrobing together. Superb whoppers with crinkly areolas and sensitive nipples. Achieved orgasm twice from titty play.
Craves being overpowered and gently manhandled. Loud vocal response to fondling, pinching, and fingering. Begs for oral and anal sucking and tonguing, both giving and receiving. Wonderful taste and body odor.
By end of my visit, Velma had surrendered herself to total ego loss as Bride of Christ. Exquisite physical union in divine bliss. A dear dear sweetie. Handle with loving care.
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