I remember my heart sinking as I escorted my Wife into The Fistundgurn Sex Studio. Advertised as 'Tallyn's Professional Sexpert Services,' I realised it was a fairly new venture and my anxiety questioned just how professional this couple really were. There were matt smattered dust sheets on the polished floor and a smell of paint in the air as I watched, open mouthed, a myriad of dust motes dance across the airy window. I couldn't take it all in. I wanted to loosen Helena up.
Helena has been so tense for months and our sex life has really suffered. Even the Antigua holiday didn't stop her sudden fits of rage. I tried to listen to her health worries and the strains of her days at work. I even considered buying her a dog. I really was at my wits end until I saw the small Newspaper advertisement. I looked up from the page and beamed. I told Helena I had her the best surprise. A surprise even better than all her Birthdays put together. My wife was suspicious and impatient. She sighed a lot.
Billy wore a red PVC wrestling mask with black trims around the eye holes. His black plastic shorts creaked as he tried to make himself small in the corner. He crouched as if he wanted to disappear.
"What the hell is this?" Helena barked and spat and crossed her arms. She was as petulant as ever. Her nose wrinkled as she nudged her pink spectacles. Then she folded her arms tighter so her shoulders tensed.
I didn't know if to laugh or cry. I certainly had to try my hardest not to chuckle. I was beginning to think I'd really fucked up. I snapped to the sound of heels clacking on the bare shiny floorboards.
Blonde Tallyn cracked a leather whip against her black thigh high PVC boots. She was dressed in a matching bodysuit with fishnets hugging her tanned hips.
She cracked her whip again as Helena opened her mouth, "What the hell...?"
"I do the talking around here," boomed Tallyn. "I know all about how worked up you are and I'm about to free you up real good."
"Free me up? I don't know who you think you are," replied Helena.
"I don't think you fucking heard me," snapped Tallyn as her whip caught Helena's arse. "Now march to that changing room and change out of those staid clothes."